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My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Greg".
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A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
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with me and my girlfriend, when she did the test it showed us a false-gregative.
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Nov 22, 2017 19:16
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with me and my girlfriend, when she did the test it showed us a false-gregative.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Nov 22, 2017 23:50
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" Presidential candidate Futon, when do you believe Gregs begin?"
"Uhh well if the parents always considered 'Greg,' then I guess moment of conception, but if they named him 'Gregory' then Greg begins uuuhh in college when he tries to reinvent himself."
Headline for tomorrow's paper: CANDIDATE SUPPORTS GREGORTIONS UP TO THE 72nd TRIMESTER
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WHAT TEH gently caress
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Nov 29, 2017 07:25
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Orange you greg i didnt say banana
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Nov 30, 2017 01:40
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Hey Greg. How's it going? Nothing to see here . . .
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Nov 30, 2017 03:49
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*clears throat* Aren't you greg i didnt say banana
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Dec 5, 2017 13:47
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Got my girlfriend bananant *I say to others as I'm led away in handcuffs*
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Dec 5, 2017 20:16
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It's not strange if we never mention it again.
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How do you gregnant !? How is babby formed?
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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I'm craignant with 2 chads
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Dec 6, 2017 08:24
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i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
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How do you gregnant !? How is babby formed?
we need to do greg instain mother!
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Dec 6, 2017 17:18
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Got my girlfriend bananant *I say to others as I'm led away in handcuffs*
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Dec 7, 2017 00:31
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i'm into fashion
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How's the pregNancy coming along?
It's all fine and greag
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Dec 11, 2017 19:06
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I think I read this thread too fast gregcause now my brain feels like it's tripping over some sticks or loose piles of clothing and now gregvrything is weird
I'm gregging out folks
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Dec 12, 2017 03:06
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I think I read this thread too fast gregcause now my brain feels like it's tripping over some sticks or loose piles of clothing and now gregvrything is weird
I'm gregging out folks
Greg a hold of yourself man!
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Dec 12, 2017 03:21
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Greg a hold of yourself man!
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Dec 12, 2017 04:35
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I’m disappointed that gregnancy, being pregnant with a greg, is still not in the urban dictionary.
truly regreggable
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Dec 12, 2017 12:40
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ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
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an egregious omission
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Dec 12, 2017 19:14
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ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
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Special police squads - BLADE JUGGLER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Greglicant.
This was not called execution.
It was called degregulation.
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Dec 13, 2017 02:27
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Greg: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of--"
LOLLL SHADDUP GREG YOU HAVENT SEEN poo poo EXCEPT THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN AT THE GOLDEN CORRAL
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Dec 13, 2017 03:22
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Hold up guys, slow down, is being craignant not acceptable? Is that just a parallel universe to you gregs?
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Dec 13, 2017 06:56
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A craig in the space-greg continuum
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Dec 13, 2017 06:56
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i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
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what are you going to name your greg?
i've always been partial to greg... i'm just a stranger on the internet, though, so i totally understand if you don't put too much stake in my suggestion.
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Dec 13, 2017 23:18
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i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
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do you know the gender of your greg?
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Dec 14, 2017 22:07
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Can't post for 10 years!
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do you know the gender of your greg?
it's pre-gregisterd before conception
for a good time check out my rap sheetr
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Dec 17, 2017 18:26
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Can't post for 10 years!
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girth control
for a good time check out my rap sheetr
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