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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Cyrano4747 posted:

Holy poo poo, only tangentially related but it's a bit Cold War 2.0 so whatever:

Russia just got banned from the winter Olympics. Any Russian athletes who want to compete in S. Korea will have to be tested clean and compete under the Olympic flag. You know, the same way refugees do.

Teen/college me would’ve never expected how much adult me would be down to clown on Russia.

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

TheFluff posted:

Something Awful dot com forums poster Scott Manley just recently put out a v good YouTube series about nuke physics, and part 3 goes into a lot of details on the challenges of designing a working implosion-type device:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufRzj89VoH4

You should all watch all three parts of course, it's great.

I want to play Kerbal Nuclear Program now

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


shame on an IGA posted:

I want to play Kerbal Nuclear Program now

Children of a Dead Earth's nuke design module is probably the closest you'll get.

Alaan
May 24, 2005

I’m real curious about how likely Russia thought a national ban was while running that little program.

Hauldren Collider
Dec 31, 2012

-Anders posted:

If only. Unfortunately the Danish navy hasn't had subs since 2004. They're not coming back either.
We're going in to a new defence agreement sometime soon, and the consensus is that we should probably get some towed arrays and actually fit our seahawks with dipping sonars. Seems like a good idea, hopefully it'll come with the manpower to operate them as well, as currently running 117 person manned frigates seems to be stretching it a bit. (Still better than when they used to be manned by 101!)

Seems like subs are pretty ideal for Denmark given the geography of your territorial waters, right?

Hauldren Collider
Dec 31, 2012

Cyrano4747 posted:

Holy poo poo, only tangentially related but it's a bit Cold War 2.0 so whatever:

Russia just got banned from the winter Olympics. Any Russian athletes who want to compete in S. Korea will have to be tested clean and compete under the Olympic flag. You know, the same way refugees do.

What's even more cold war about this is that the guy who admitted to the whole doping thing is currently in hiding in the US under federal protection to keep him from getting Litvinenko'd.

It's kinda amazing how important sports are to authoritarian regimes. They'll literally kill over it. Panem et circenses I guess

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Alaan posted:

I’m real curious about how likely Russia thought a national ban was while running that little program.

The way they're going to spin this internally is "we so hot, club can't handle us."

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I didn’t think the committee had the backbone to ban Russia.

I mean, they probably don’t, but at least they have a back brace.

Alaan
May 24, 2005

They still vehemently deny guilt right?

-Anders
Feb 1, 2007

Denmark. Wait, what?

Hauldren Collider posted:

Seems like subs are pretty ideal for Denmark given the geography of your territorial waters, right?

Yes, we used to have some conventional diesel-electric coastal submarines. They used to be pretty great for gathering intel and all that good stuff.

The politicians have deemed that it will be too expensive to reacquire submarines again, so no joy there.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Alaan posted:

They still vehemently deny guilt right?

They absolutely do. Which makes me think that they're just going to double down on ignoring what they've been told to do, and keep the banned people close to their sports programme, and then get banned from the Summer Games in a couple of years.

And the fallout from the Russian state doping programme is Cold War as gently caress. Sporting victories are just another way of flexing geopolitical power to them.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Memento posted:

Sporting victories are just another way of flexing geopolitical power to them.

That's not just Russia, though. A big plot point of one of the Prefontaine biopics was that countries like Finland gave athletes like their long-distance runners government jobs that they were allowed to take extended periods of leave from to train, while subsidizing their lives with the income from the job they practically didn't have.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

Smiling Jack posted:

Russian doping is cold war as gently caress

Heeeeearts on fiiiiiiiiire, strong desiiiiiiiiire, raaaaages deeeeep withiiiiinnnnn.

Hubis
May 18, 2003

Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...

Doctor Grape Ape posted:

Heeeeearts on fiiiiiiiiire, strong desiiiiiiiiire, raaaaages deeeeep withiiiiinnnnn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat

BIG HEADLINE posted:

That's not just Russia, though.

East Germany went nuts with their girls, almost turning them into men with all their PED. Doping for gold covered it a bit.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Herv posted:

East Germany went nuts with their girls, almost turning them into men with all their PED. Doping for gold covered it a bit.

Hoooo boy did they ever. Lot of their athletes were super hosed up later in life..

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Smiling Jack posted:

Hoooo boy did they ever. Lot of their athletes were super hosed up later in life..

There was a special exhibition on the East/West Germany competitions during the cold war at some museum I visited over there. They had a huge display of all the PEDs that the E. German athletes were taking and a whole section on the various ways it hosed them up. poo poo was really goddamned grim for them after the wall came down.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
If this hasn't been mentioned yet wrt Russian doping everyone give it a watch, it's like a god drat spy movie.

https://www.netflix.com/title/80168079

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

BIG HEADLINE posted:

That's not just Russia, though.

Sure, but look at the approval ratings Putin had before Sochi. Low-60s, which then turned into high-80s after Russia's perceived "victory" in Sochi. He then rode that to being able to sell an invasion of the Crimea on the basis of lying to the Russian people about Ukraine having no legitimate government, that Russian speakers there were in danger, and that Ukrainian nationalists were attacking Russian nationals in the Crimea. Three absolute lies that a populace that wasn't all in on tonguing his nutsack might not have believed.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

-Anders posted:

Yes, we used to have some conventional diesel-electric coastal submarines. They used to be pretty great for gathering intel and all that good stuff.

The politicians have deemed that it will be too expensive to reacquire submarines again, so no joy there.
Ah, don’t lose your head. Maybe your subs weren’t up to snuff (but I guess your captains were). :mrgw:

Boatswain
May 29, 2012

Memento posted:

Sure, but look at the approval ratings Putin had before Sochi. Low-60s, which then turned into high-80s after Russia's perceived "victory" in Sochi. He then rode that to being able to sell an invasion of the Crimea on the basis of lying to the Russian people about Ukraine having no legitimate government, that Russian speakers there were in danger, and that Ukrainian nationalists were attacking Russian nationals in the Crimea. Three absolute lies that a populace that wasn't all in on tonguing his nutsack might not have believed.

Was the invasion of Crimea contingent on Putin's approval rating? I'd like to read more about this if you've got some hot links.

Rob Rockley
Feb 23, 2009



aphid_licker posted:

Oh god that Bruce Rule site led me to the USS Chopper:


I would've just walked away from the boat and the Navy after that and resettled in Arizona or anywhere else where there's no water.

Lol yeah that one is a doozy, I think I would have just been staring at the depth gauge incredulously the entire time.

So submarines are designed to go underwater, but some boats tend to have some issues with staying on the surface. Waves hit them just right and they tend to nose under for a little bit. I met someone (I've heard this legend from more than one person FWIW) who said that while he was stationed on a boat out of Groton I think, they were headed out of port in some pretty rough weather. Normally, on the surface, at the top of the sail jammed into a couple of crevices there is a junior officer and a lookout, both tethered in, cold and usually bored. The boat took a huge wave over the bow that plowed the whole thing underwater, and it plunged close to 200 feet before bobbing back up.

With the two guys still tethered to the sail.

They made it, but allegedly never went to sea again. :ghost:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
They would almost certainly have drowned. It takes time to make that trip, and obviously they didn't bring any air. And that's 6 or 7 atmospheres of pressure...they're not holding their breath through that.

The Orgasm Sanction
Dec 30, 2006

Svelte

BIG HEADLINE posted:

"we piss so hot, club can't handle us."

ftfy

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

The Orgasm Sanction posted:

BIG HEADLINE posted:

"we piss so hot, club can't handle us."
ftfy

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftN_NB3QXJU

:hai:

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

BIG HEADLINE posted:

That's not just Russia, though. A big plot point of one of the Prefontaine biopics was that countries like Finland gave athletes like their long-distance runners government jobs that they were allowed to take extended periods of leave from to train, while subsidizing their lives with the income from the job they practically didn't have.

Heck, "[runner] ran Finland into the world map" is a saying in Finnish, you can interchange the runner but it's usually Paavo Nurmi or Hannes Kolehmainen.

There's even a "sports school" in the Finnish Defence Forces to this day whose only purpose is to make sure promising young (male) athletes aren't overburdened by conscription, and which has come under fire lately because of the blatant favoritism. I believe South Korea has a similar scheme.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Godholio posted:

They would almost certainly have drowned. It takes time to make that trip, and obviously they didn't bring any air. And that's 6 or 7 atmospheres of pressure...they're not holding their breath through that.
the no limits freediving world record is about 200m.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Western sports are dirty as gently caress too only the motivating force is money, so the gov can stick a bit more to turning a blind eye and leave the rest to the invisible hand.

Anta
Mar 5, 2007

What a nice day for a gassing

-Anders posted:

Yes, we used to have some conventional diesel-electric coastal submarines. They used to be pretty great for gathering intel and all that good stuff.

The politicians have deemed that it will be too expensive to reacquire submarines again, so no joy there.

Maybe it's for the best, I don't know if Danes should be trusted with submarines. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3829904

Ssthalar
Sep 16, 2007

Anta posted:

Maybe it's for the best, I don't know if Danes should be trusted with submarines. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3829904

We just want to return to our raiding days, ok? :black101:
(with Longsubmarines this time, gently caress you England for Brexit! Time to pay the Danegeld again)

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Godholio posted:

They would almost certainly have drowned. It takes time to make that trip, and obviously they didn't bring any air. And that's 6 or 7 atmospheres of pressure...they're not holding their breath through that.

I’d believe it, but I’m assuming the depth was multiplied by 2 every time the story was told.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Top Gun 2: Aggressor squadron still rocking A-4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmutFmfB0q4

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Godholio posted:

They would almost certainly have drowned. It takes time to make that trip, and obviously they didn't bring any air. And that's 6 or 7 atmospheres of pressure...they're not holding their breath through that.

60' seas are not that uncommon. Sub goes down the back side of a wave noses under the next wave which is a larger than normal wave. I could see the depth of the nose hitting 200 feet for a brief moment. Depth above the sail would obviously be a lot less and the time underwater is probably less than 30 seconds total.

The OP did not imply meters.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Murgos posted:

60' seas are not that uncommon. Sub goes down the back side of a wave noses under the next wave which is a larger than normal wave. I could see the depth of the nose hitting 200 feet for a brief moment. Depth above the sail would obviously be a lot less and the time underwater is probably less than 30 seconds total.

The OP did not imply meters.

One terrifying as gently caress 30 seconds though.

On the bright side, their pants were cleaned immediately after they poo poo them.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

Cyrano4747 posted:

One terrifying as gently caress 30 seconds though.

On the bright side, their pants were cleaned immediately after they poo poo them.

No, I don't think those pants were ever clean again, fear poop stains are tenacious little bastards.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Cyrano4747 posted:

One terrifying as gently caress 30 seconds though.

On the bright side, their pants were cleaned immediately after they poo poo them.

https://youtu.be/poy2F9HdWqc

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Ssthalar posted:

We just want to return to our raiding days, ok? :black101:
(with Longsubmarines this time, gently caress you England for Brexit! Time to pay the Danegeld again)

Based on the previous 48 hours, living under the Danelaw again would come as a blessed relief.

Default Settings
May 29, 2001

Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe

SulphagneSocialist posted:

There's even a "sports school" in the Finnish Defence Forces to this day whose only purpose is to make sure promising young (male) athletes aren't overburdened by conscription, and which has come under fire lately because of the blatant favoritism. I believe South Korea has a similar scheme.
Same thing in Austria. And speaking of runners, doing something "as quick as Nurmi" was proverbial in Austria until the 80s or 90s. Guess he left a lasting impression.

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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Ssthalar posted:

We just want to return to our raiding days, ok? :black101:
(with Longsubmarines this time, gently caress you England for Brexit! Time to pay the Danegeld again)

Stamford Bridge greatest day of my life hahahaaa take a bath of dead Danes

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