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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

wixard posted:

That is probably my favorite episode from that show, he is also the guy who hangs a pig carcass in his suburban front yard and practices hacking away at it with the "crovel" survival tool he invented (and appears to now sell for $200).

However, a close second for me is this 300lb dude who thinks his homemade suit of armor will make him "the apex predator" of Tacoma, WA after the fall of civilization, and he'll just take all the other preppers' poo poo. Of course it features his buddy (sort of) shooting him with a 12ga while wearing the armor. Bonus points for the "judges'" advice on his preparations being "Stop being part of the problem."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn3PQJ9PHLY

So his plan for survival is to locate people with high-powered rifles and the burning desire to use them, then go attack those people while wearing cut up tyres? Good luck with that, fella.

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U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





lol nice. For some reason I never got dizzy :shrug:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Sunswipe posted:

So his plan for survival is to locate people with high-powered rifles and the burning desire to use them, then go attack those people while wearing cut up tyres? Good luck with that, fella.

It works in Fallout 3!

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

U-DO Burger posted:

I can go places but I can't seem to do anything to advance after I eat the pork

You need to "enter hut" in the camp, then "wait" a few times.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

It works in Fallout 3!

Pretty sure my character didn't weigh three hundred pounds in Fallout 3.

I do appreciate the way he's announced his plan to the world, so every suvival community anywhere near him has a picture of him with the words "If you see this fat bastard, shoot the fucker" underneath.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Sunswipe posted:

So his plan for survival is to locate people with high-powered rifles and the burning desire to use them, then go attack those people while wearing cut up tyres? Good luck with that, fella.

That is some amazing armor. Now you just need to be sure that the people you are stealing from don't "cheat" and hit or shoot you in the neck.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
http://autsim.beepboopbitcoin.com/

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Reminds me of a dude I worked with whose "doomsday prep" was knowing where a vault is and a handgun. The prepper he told this to didnt appreciate it when he asked where the vault was lol

Savage Shulkie
May 13, 2009



Ogon’ po gotovnosti!

U-DO Burger posted:

the schad must be on me because nothing's happening after I eat the food and I seem to be stuck?

Bite

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Rupert Murdoch's LA house burned down

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


AlmightyBob posted:

Rupert Murdoch's LA house burned down

On that note

https://twitter.com/Shaya_in_LA/status/938457853303517184

and the reply

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/938460301833289728

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Perestroika posted:

You need to "enter hut" in the camp, then "wait" a few times.

there we go. Cheers.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



Oh god it was hideous. I can't even wrap my head around how just plain ugly it was.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

AlmightyBob posted:

Rupert Murdoch's LA house burned down

Fresh Prince reboot sounding interesting.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Sunswipe posted:

So his plan for survival is to locate people with high-powered rifles and the burning desire to use them, then go attack those people while wearing cut up tyres? Good luck with that, fella.

"I'm coming to take what you have and there's nothing you can do to stop me."

Well, I could live on the 2nd floor and not have an elevator.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

wixard posted:

However, a close second for me is this 300lb dude who thinks his homemade suit of armor will make him "the apex predator" of Tacoma, WA after the fall of civilization, and he'll just take all the other preppers' poo poo. Of course it features his buddy (sort of) shooting him with a 12ga while wearing the armor. Bonus points for the "judges'" advice on his preparations being "Stop being part of the problem."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn3PQJ9PHLY

That show was pretty entertaining in the beginning, they found some people with some interesting delusions and prepper setups: the hippie prepper who learned to identify and eat weeds to survive around LAs hellscape without stockpiling anything, the woman who makes her entire extended family eat Thanksgiving dinner as dress rehearsal for the inevitable disease outbreak (complete with surgical everything, plastic curtains, and quarantining guests who show up late). It's a terrible show but I was hopelessly addicted to it for a while.

I'm sure you'll all be incredibly surprised to learn that ol' Tyler is not only a registered sex offender but a convicted felon and is prohibited from possessing firearms. The cops just so happened to notice him shooting off all those guns on a nationally broadcast TV show and arrested him for unlawful possession of a firearm, and when they searched his house they found ammo, receipts for ammo, etc..
http://q13fox.com/2014/01/16/doomsday-prepper-star-arrested-in-pierce-county-on-gun-charges/

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm sure you'll all be incredibly surprised to learn that ol' Tyler is not only a registered sex offender but a convicted felon and is prohibited from possessing firearms. The cops just so happened to notice him shooting off all those guns on a nationally broadcast TV show and arrested him for unlawful possession of a firearm, and when they searched his house they found ammo, receipts for ammo, etc..
http://q13fox.com/2014/01/16/doomsday-prepper-star-arrested-in-pierce-county-on-gun-charges/

Now that is some Schadenfreude

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Did they find his bitcoin?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Karate Bastard posted:

Did they find his bitcoin?

Never mind that, what happened to his Star Trek collection?

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

lol if you dont think this actually makes him money

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

lol if you dont think this actually makes him money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkkM9YAJ-Ts

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm sure you'll all be incredibly surprised to learn that ol' Tyler is not only a registered sex offender but a convicted felon and is prohibited from possessing firearms. The cops just so happened to notice him shooting off all those guns on a nationally broadcast TV show and arrested him for unlawful possession of a firearm, and when they searched his house they found ammo, receipts for ammo, etc..
http://q13fox.com/2014/01/16/doomsday-prepper-star-arrested-in-pierce-county-on-gun-charges/

That one neighbor who's not intimidated in the slightest.

quote:

But, it didn’t sit well with either man when they heard Smith on the show say he planned to steal from his neighbors.

“Well, that’s fine, but I may outgun him. I’m not sure. I wasn’t worried about that, no,” McDonald said.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Santa Claus skydiving on to the bach, as one does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi4bKAxxJ_U

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

lol if you dont think this actually makes him money

I forget. Do we actually have to have a reason for reporting you in this thread in order to get you an automatic 30 days, or do we have to wait for you to get all Farooqy and then report?

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Zombelina Jolie was a fake. :sad:

https://nypost.com/2017/12/06/zombiefied-angelina-jolie-look-a-like-reveals-shes-a-total-fraud/

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

burexas.irom posted:

"I'm coming to take what you have and there's nothing you can do to stop me."

Well, I could live on the 2nd floor and not have an elevator.

If you have stairs in your house, you are protected?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

chitoryu12 posted:

Are people buying Bitcoin in such amounts that it's actually possible to offload $1 billion worth and turn it into cash in a reasonable timeframe?

Also, would selling a billion dollars of Bitcoin cause it to noticeably depreciate in value?

From a few pages back; the total Market Capitalization for bitcoin is only about $150 million. If the Winklevoss twins tried to cash out bitcoins would crash down to cents per coin.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Wha?! No way!

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

From a few pages back; the total Market Capitalization for bitcoin is only about $150 million.

???

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/bitcoin-hitting-new-records-tops-200-billion-in-market-capitalization-2017-12-05

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry
Don't fall asleep during Stravinsky's The Firebird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnMv6-XTROY

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Yeah, I dropped a few zeroes. It used to be about 150 billion but people keep putting money into it. Selling off 5% of all bitcoins would still be bad for the market but not cents on the dollar bad.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Fart of Presto posted:

Don't fall asleep during Stravinsky's The Firebird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnMv6-XTROY

The conductor starts smiling right before he hits it. I think he likes this part.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAauVu2sTg

In honor of the Christmas season, let's return to this Canadian classic.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Holy poo poo that's amaaazing. Why on earth would you go on air with that? "This food turned out awful, here eat some and let me show the world how bad a cook I am!"

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm sure you'll all be incredibly surprised to learn that ol' Tyler is not only a registered sex offender but a convicted felon and is prohibited from possessing firearms. The cops just so happened to notice him shooting off all those guns on a nationally broadcast TV show and arrested him for unlawful possession of a firearm, and when they searched his house they found ammo, receipts for ammo, etc..
http://q13fox.com/2014/01/16/doomsday-prepper-star-arrested-in-pierce-county-on-gun-charges/

I, like, wow. Wow.


chitoryu12 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAauVu2sTg

In honor of the Christmas season, let's return to this Canadian classic.

I think this is what the kids call a "pro click." That woman angrily forcing her coworkers to eat the rotten vinegar dip while shaming her family is, well, it's something.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

"It buuuurns..." and then that other guy mocking her...I've seen this before but I lose it every time...

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Goddamn this trash year

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/938532020220698624

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sunswipe posted:

Pretty sure my character didn't weigh three hundred pounds in Fallout 3.

Yeah but that's just because Fallout 3's character creation was vastly inferior to, say, Saints Row.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Not an empty quote. Not only did it not burn down, he wasn't in it when it did.

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