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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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>> restaurant_bucket_list.txt

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Away all Goats posted:

Top: As seen on the menu
Bottom: Reality


Would :shrug:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

“We are the only people who serve pizza like this.”

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

would

:randstare:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Think I'm gonna go there this weekend.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I'm firmly in the camp with the people who drink when cooking. As the other poster said, the Tuscan red is right there, and you've gotta do something while you wait two hours for your San Marzano tomato sauce.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
a little for you

a little for me

*finishes bottle*

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

sneakyfrog posted:

a little for you

a little for me

*finishes bottle*

Every time I cook with wine

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Iron Crowned posted:

Every time I cook with wine

or bourbon

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
This pizza is basically a bowl of cheese
This pizza is basically fried rice
This pizza is basically a balloon full of angry wasps

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

sneakyfrog posted:

or grain alcohol

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
or robitussin

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Showed this to my wife to try to gross her out, and she just put her hand on her hip, cocked an eyebrow, and said

"Aren't there no pizza rules?"

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Showed this to my wife to try to gross her out, and she just put her hand on her hip, cocked an eyebrow, and said

"Aren't there no pizza rules?"

lady knows whats up, but if she is married to you what kind of eldritch sandwich horrors do you folks abide on?

jello made with listerine in between 2 unsalted waffle fries?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

sneakyfrog posted:

lady knows whats up, but if she is married to you what kind of eldritch sandwich horrors do you folks abide on?

:getin:

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


sneakyfrog posted:

a little for you

a little for me

*finishes bottle*

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sneakyfrog posted:

a little for you

a little for me

*finishes bottle*

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I took a fat ogre bowel movement and I am over riceandbeansaltgate.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Shots, cups, it's all the same!

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/RadioNational/status/933530745003544576

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

mng posted:

Shots, cups, it's all the same!

The best is when she gets her hands on some Hypnotiq - "it's a premade cocktail!"

No sandy it's 29% and your suggested serving size is like 4oz.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

mng posted:

Shots, cups, it's all the same!

I see nothing wrong, 2 second pour is 2 shots.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
everything is a premade cocktail if you hate your liver passionately

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




smdh if you're in Florence and not eating steaks.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Pham Nuwen posted:

smdh if you're in Florence and not eating steaks.
Italy, not Idaho. Says right there.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

This is fine. Someone post that "cocktail" she made that was basically lemonade, vodka, and Bailey's Irish Cream. Just a giant curdled mess.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Ambrosia salad always seemed weird to me, but this looks pretty standard except for the cheese.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ambrosia salad is fine, but cheese, wtf

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

bloom posted:

This pizza is basically a bowl of cheese
This pizza is basically fried rice
This pizza is basically a balloon full of angry wasps
Are we playing the AFP version of Two Truths and a Lie ? I’m going to guess that the lie is #2.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Hirayuki posted:

Italy, not Idaho. Says right there.

Am I missing :thejoke:? Florence, Italy is well known for excellent steak.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Pham Nuwen posted:

Am I missing :thejoke:? Florence, Italy is well known for excellent steak.

Maybe he made a mis-steak

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

sneakyfrog posted:

everything is a premade cocktail if you hate your liver passionately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jaRjhVYkxw

literally just Hypnotiq and ice for her "ocean breeze" cocktail

"one for me now, one for me in a little bit"

oh Sandy

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Solice Kirsk posted:

This is fine. Someone post that "cocktail" she made that was basically lemonade, vodka, and Bailey's Irish Cream. Just a giant curdled mess.
My son asked to see this video again just the other day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrNGIbqn0w

But this is my favorite anti-food porn video--and it's seasonally appropriate!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAauVu2sTg

eta: The Florentine fast food lampredotto belongs in this thread.

Hirayuki has a new favorite as of 23:16 on Dec 6, 2017

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

angerbeet posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jaRjhVYkxw

literally just Hypnotiq and ice for her "ocean breeze" cocktail

"one for me now, one for me in a little bit"

oh Sandy

I want Andrew Cuomo to run for president so she can be our first lady.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

angerbeet posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jaRjhVYkxw

literally just Hypnotiq and ice for her "ocean breeze" cocktail

"one for me now, one for me in a little bit"

oh Sandy

Now now, she also put in an entire handful of blueberries.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Those are scrotums

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

In Italian And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of poo poo...

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

The Bloop posted:

Those are scrotums

:discourse: mama mia

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ibogost/status/938222917556625408

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