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Hello Thaddius, I want to play a game.
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Mostly just bored. I called security 15 minutes ago and they still haven’t found me
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Dec 6, 2017 19:35
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thread a piece of string behind the back of the latch and pull 007
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Dec 6, 2017 19:36
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Thaddius the Large posted:Mostly just bored. I called security 15 minutes ago and they still haven’t found me there's an air duct above you LOOK up at the grate
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Dec 6, 2017 19:37
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Do any of the doors have a 5 button array lock arranged vertically? If so Try to hit 2 & 4 then 3. That's the factory default that many places don't change.
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Dec 6, 2017 19:38
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You're hosed. Better build a fire using your pants and cook your shoes for sustenance.
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Dec 6, 2017 19:38
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pubic works project posted:Ughhhh....I hate our government sometimes for a number of reasons. Today, it's because of taxes. My end of the year bonus just got taxed out the rear end. Thankfully my wife is the bread-winner. Year-end bonus lol, I think my bonus last year was less than a day's pay. The real bonus is the money I save on therapy since I can spend a lot of my day on the forums and no one notices.
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Dec 6, 2017 19:39
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Kalli posted:Do any of the doors have a 5 button array lock arranged vertically? Nope, just the electronic badge receiver. Kind of wondering how OSHA feels about this, but the OSHA thread has conditioned me that if a situation doesn’t involve heavy machinery or high voltage electrical wiring it doesn’t really count.
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Dec 6, 2017 19:43
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Thaddius the Large posted:Nope, just the electronic badge receiver. Kind of wondering how OSHA feels about this, but the OSHA thread has conditioned me that if a situation doesn’t involve heavy machinery or high voltage electrical wiring it doesn’t really count. can you kick down one of the doors? like, if they bitch you can say you were panicking. and it could be a cheap thrill.
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Dec 6, 2017 19:45
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Can you find tools to disassemble the locking mechanism on any of the doors? That might even trigger a security alarm!
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Dec 6, 2017 19:47
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https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/938476778192064512
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Dec 6, 2017 19:49
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Uterine Lineup posted:Adjust your withholding. Bonus payments are taxed at 25% Federally regardless of withholding settings.
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Dec 6, 2017 19:50
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united shmates
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Dec 6, 2017 19:52
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Spoeank posted:My wife got so mad we had to pay extra taxes last year that im pretty sure her entire check goes to taxes now and she wont listen to logic This happened with my wife as well lol. I've just added more to my 401k to try and lower but it is what it is. edit: lol at calling for peace to the hornets in the nest after you got done give it a good whack. Neil Armbong fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Dec 6, 2017 |
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Dec 6, 2017 19:52
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haha wives am i right
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Dec 6, 2017 19:53
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I accidentally claimed 3 last year so this year should be a lot less stupid....I'm bad at taxes
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Dec 6, 2017 19:53
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FizFashizzle posted:can you kick down one of the doors? Security finally found me. Took 25 minutes, because apparently at about 15 minutes the guy decided he couldn’t locate me and went back to his office. Kind of wish I had started spartan kicking a door, might have livened things up for the patients in the adjacent rooms.
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Dec 6, 2017 19:53
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3 DONG HORSE posted:I accidentally claimed 3 last year so this year should be a lot less stupid....I'm bad at taxes "am I the head of this household? You're goddamn right I am my roommates are dumb as gently caress"
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Dec 6, 2017 19:58
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Transient ischemic attack
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Thaddius the Large posted:Security finally found me. Took 25 minutes, because apparently at about 15 minutes the guy decided he couldn’t locate me and went back to his office. Kind of wish I had started spartan kicking a door, might have livened things up for the patients in the adjacent rooms. Thank you for playing the game, you have lost.
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Dec 6, 2017 20:02
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Thaddius the Large posted:I went to visit a client in a psych residential facility, on the 6th floor of a hospital currently undergoing renovation. When leaving, the elevator had buttons for both 1 and Ground, and being an idiot I figured Ground was the way out. Evidently not, it meant underground level, but that’s fine, I figured I’d just hop up the stairs. The stairs exited to a little room with three doors, and they all require a key to get out. The stairwell also locked behind me. Now I can’t decide whether I’ve just pathetically failed some intelligence test, or if I’ve unknowingly started some contrived psychological experiment. Are you typing this from that tiny room or did you find a way out? Is this anywhere in the DC area I can come knock the doors down with my legs I’ve been training for this
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Dec 6, 2017 20:04
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Never mind just caught up
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Dec 6, 2017 20:05
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Blitz7x posted:Transient ischemic attack That's why he wants to build the wall, to protect us from attacks by transients. If it can happen to him it can happen to any of us 
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Dec 6, 2017 20:06
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Blitz7x posted:Transient ischemic attack Not enough. I want a full blown cerebral aneurism.
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Dec 6, 2017 20:16
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FizFashizzle posted:Not enough. President Pence
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Dec 6, 2017 20:23
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Lol thread title Also imagine if Obama slurred God Bless the United States holy poo poo
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Dec 6, 2017 20:33
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I'm sorry I didn't get you out of the room. One time a co-worker of mine intended to send an email to a small mailing list about after-school daycare or knitting or something, I really don't remember what, but he accidentally included the <mycompany>_ALL-DEV mailing list. At my company, the dev org at the time was about 40,000 people, and the mailing list included the CEO, CIO, CTO, etc. as well. It was only used for company announcement type things. I think they finally locked it down after that incident. But you can imagine how many people in a 40k-person group hit "reply all" to say "why am I receiving this? Please stop" etc. I'm pretty sure it only stopped after three or four hours because someone high up had them shut down the mailing list temporarily. In my house the thermostat is set to 68 in the winter for heating purposes and 78 in the summer for cooling purposes and I regard both settings as being quite generous. 68 is cool enough that you should wear seasonally appropriate clothes like maybe a sweater and some thick socks, and 78 is cool enough that you don't have to strip down to your underwear to feel comfortable. And $200 a month in utility bills is plenty, thank you very much.
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Dec 6, 2017 20:37
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A dude weaponized his boston rear end in a top hat to gently caress with debt collectors, and it's a good read: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-12-06/millions-are-hounded-for-debt-they-don-t-owe-one-victim-fought-back-with-a-vengeance
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Dec 6, 2017 20:43
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Dec 6, 2017 20:46
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Really liking xenoblade 2 but man pyra's design is embarassing
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Dec 6, 2017 20:50
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I've gotten stuck in a stairwell before. Right before a job interview too.
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Dec 6, 2017 20:55
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i got a 144hz monitor and i feel like im going to vomit
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Dec 6, 2017 20:57
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https://twitter.com/ajjaffe/status/938453917767258113?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Not sure this is a good strategy in Alabama, but... drat.
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Dec 6, 2017 20:57
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seiferguy posted:https://twitter.com/ajjaffe/status/938453917767258113?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw I am pretty sure they wouldn't make him senator if he went after white girls period.
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Dec 6, 2017 20:59
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I have spent the day automating as many IT tasks as possible on this new software I'm evaluating. I created a process that terminates somebody (from an IT perspective) in one click  But I've also created one that provisions a new employee in one click 
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Dec 6, 2017 21:01
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Kalli posted:A dude weaponized his boston rear end in a top hat to gently caress with debt collectors, and it's a good read: drat, that dude was loving relentless.
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Dec 6, 2017 21:04
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Ehud posted:I have spent the day automating as many IT tasks as possible on this new software I'm evaluating. The sword of Damocles
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Dec 6, 2017 21:05
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Ehud posted:I have spent the day automating as many IT tasks as possible on this new software I'm evaluating. You should at least have a pop up that says "Are you sure you want to fire this person?"
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Dec 6, 2017 21:07
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:The sword of Damocles lol swickles posted:You should at least have a pop up that says "Are you sure you want to fire this person?" Yeah there is a confirmation because it really blows a user straight to hell. It logs you out of all sessions on the network, strips all of your AD group membership, changes your password, disables your account and moves you to a Terminated OU lol
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Ehud posted:lol Yeah, I would hate for you to sneeze and accidentally fire the whole accounting department.
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