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Milky Moor posted:i knew i should've got in at 6000!! gently caress you bitcoin thread!!!! It’s not too late and really easy to invest in Bitcoin. Here’s my official three-step guide to investing in bitcoins: 1. Become verified at one of the many reputable exchanges 2. Have time machine 3. Dinner at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe *) This is not investment advice. Past performance is not indicative of future returns.
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I have a six year old computer my cat likes to sleep on sometimes because it's just sitting next to her tower, unused. Many bitcoins can I mine with this thing? Will I become an overnight millionaire???
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I was checking Bloomberg on the crapper and saw "The case for $400,000 Bitcoin by 2018" and I just started lolling this is going to end in tears.
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"BTC Cause For Hyperinflation Across The Globe"
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klafbang posted:1. Become verified at one of the many reputable exchanges Hi it seems that all of the exchanges are disreputable in some way, can you please revise this step
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Hi please change the thread title to reflect BTC at 13K, TIA.
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:Hi please change the thread title to reflect BTC at 13K, TIA. It changes too often to be worth the effort
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BTC at 13k with a DOMINANCE of 58%.
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COMRADES posted:I was checking Bloomberg on the crapper and saw "The case for $400,000 Bitcoin by 2018" and I just started lolling this is going to end in tears. Surely Bitcoin will have a market cap of over $6 trillion dollars by next year, invest now
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myDad posted:"BTC Cause For Hyperinflation Across The Globe" Surely the opposite
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To any and all Bitcoin millionaires reading this: Use your newfound Bitcoin wealth to lobby the government of Montana to officially adopt cryptocurrency in the state of Montana. It would give cryptocurrency and blockchain technologies a foothold in legitimate state activities. As Montana is not a populous state, it would not require spending too much to convince politicians. Additionally, since Montana has a large amount of anti-federal government activity, it should be relatively easy to convince local populace to adopt. I call it Buttecoin. (Original idea. Do not steal.)
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its all nice on rice posted:I have a six year old computer my cat likes to sleep on sometimes because it's just sitting next to her tower, unused. Many bitcoins can I mine with this thing? Will I become an overnight millionaire??? definitely. you should also buy lots of graphics cards to mine bitcoin with. i believe you can get them on ebay. look for the ones that say "NOT USED FOR MINING" * this advice not professional grade
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exploded mummy posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/NiceHash/comments/7hy6tp/looks_like_the_end_of_nicehash_how_much_did_you/ Ham Sandwiches posted:Best to avoid cryptos lil bro, scared of risk and poverty ghosts, that's ok other people are willing to make some cash
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mojo1701a posted:I call it Buttecoin.  Quality post!
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Wee, Steam no longer accepts bitcoin! http://store.steampowered.com/news/ quote:As of today, Steam will no longer support Bitcoin as a payment method on our platform due to high fees and volatility in the value of Bitcoin.
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this is good for bitcoin, because
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No transaction fees*! *$20/transaction fee
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Slightly Absurd posted:Wee, Steam no longer accepts bitcoin! 
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1 Bitcoin equals 12988.97 US Dollar why would I waste my crypto money in pablum like steam games when it will be worth more tomorrow  exploded mummy posted:Days since bitcoin exhange hacked and money stolen: 0 Reset the clock
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should i donate my spare cpu cycles to help bruteforce random wallets lol
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scott zoloft posted:should i donate my spare cpu cycles to help bruteforce random wallets lol Eagerly awaiting this guy bruteforcing my buttcoins.
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Hmmm, maybe Bitcoin is not the currency of the future after all......
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literally a hog posted:Hmmm, maybe Bitcoin is not the currency of the future after all...... Obviously not a currency lol. It's a store for value, much like a freezer is. A freezer that will be stolen unless you unplug it. Also, a freezer that might destroy its contents in a power outage. And a freezer that can't be opened if you lose the piece of paper with the combination to its lock because your house burned down.
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Slightly Absurd posted:Wee, Steam no longer accepts bitcoin! At least I can still buy subway
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I call this, "Coffee and Blockchains." [Fade from black, we're looking through a window. An obese man wearing glasses and camo is trying to purchase a coffee at a counter. A Neon Sign reads "The Mt. Gox Deli". Cut to the Purveyor standing behind the counter with a friendly smile.] Purveyor: "One large coffee, with tax that'll be $3.13. Cash or credit?" Obese Man: (wheezing) "I only pay in Bitcoin." Purveyor: "No problem. According to our live ticker then, that'll be $25.62." Obese Man: "This is outrageous! Bitcoin is the next-generation store of value!" Purveyor: "Of course, sir, but we're just letting you know the processing fee." [Obese Man nearly knocks the chip reader over with his fat folds as he pays with Android NFC. A beep is heard.] Purveyor: "Okay and we'll just need to wait for a Chinese miner to verify the blockchain." [At least three minutes elapse. Another customer gets in line, and there is some humorous body language as the customer realizes what's going on. He and Purveyor silently mock Obese Man, then look away when he almost catches them. A different beep is heard.] Purveyor: "Oh I'm sorry, your payment went through but the price of Bitcoin has crashed and the fees have skyrocketed, so you still owe us $13." [Obese man is sweating profusely, he taps his phone again, we hear a beep, and a few minutes elapse. More customers gather, and soon everyone except Obese Man is in on the joke. They all look away, a beat, and the second beep.] Purveyor: "Ah! I'm sorry. Your payment cleared, but it looks like fluctuations in the market mean you still owe us $5.03." [The patrons are now hiding side-splitting laughters, someone runs to the bathroom and distant laughing is heard.] Obese Man: "Excuse me, the Blockchain is the first truly trustworthy system to ever come to banking, it is revolutionary." Purveyor: "Of course sir, but there is the matter of payment." [It has been almost 10 minutes since Obese Man entered the shop, and it will have been almost 15 by the time this transaction clears. By this time customers are getting impatient.] Purveyor: "Ah excellent, it looks like there has been a slight market adjustment and you have now overpaid by $23,405.23! Per the written policy you can see on the sign behind me, we will be keeping this difference and we thank you for your generous tip." Obese Man: "This is unbelievable! How can you expect to get away with this!?" Purveyor: "Such a transaction would have been entirely anonymous, sir. Therefore I have no idea what you may or may not be referring to. Next?" [The next customer in line pays for a coffee in cash. In overlapping dialog the transaction takes all of five seconds, as Obese Man waddles out huffing. Purveyor realizes Obese Man has forgotten his coffee.] [end scene]
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Fried Watermelon posted:At least I can still buy subway Do they make the sandwich before or after the transaction goes through? I'd like to avoid this if possible: 
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I hear some big bitcoin outfit has been hack/grabbed the cash and ran again and now $60mio are lost. Any good suicide notes on bitcointalk?
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Slightly Absurd posted:Wee, Steam no longer accepts bitcoin! lolling.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:I hear some big bitcoin outfit has been hack/grabbed the cash and ran again and now $60mio are lost. Any good suicide notes on bitcointalk? I got a great suicide note for myself, but it's unrelated to any of this
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COMRADES posted:number go UP Bitcoin is dying, cloud Looks like one more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Bitcoin community
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I got a great suicide note for myself, but it's unrelated to any of this Post it man, don't let it go to waste. You are not gonna kill yourself anyway
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:I hear some big bitcoin outfit has been hack/grabbed the cash and ran again and now $60mio are lost. Any good suicide notes on bitcointalk? If you have a link for this, I need a laugh. How many times has that happened now? Or is that number obfuscated by a faithful community?
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revwinnebago posted:I call this, "Coffee and Blockchains." Boring effort posts are that way, sir. Thank you.
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I made 100 posts in this thread to say stuff like "Bitcoin is neither good nor bad" and "invest money in my rear end".
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Minimalist Program posted:I made 100 posts in this thread to say stuff like "Bitcoin is neither good nor bad" and "invest money in my rear end". True Neutral on the poster alignment chart
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