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That Evening Standard one is the worst politoon I've seen in ages. I'm not surprised there's no signature on it. 
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Nov 28, 2017 09:53
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I like it because it's soooo close to the cynical view that the engagement announcement was timed to eclipse bad news.
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Party Boat posted:I like it because it's soooo close to the cynical view that the engagement announcement was timed to eclipse bad news. I thought that's what it was!
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I assume it's sincere:https://www.standard.co.uk/comment/comment/prince-harry-and-meghan-markle-royal-engagement-is-just-the-shot-in-the-arm-we-all-need-a3702806.html posted:The engagement of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle is just the spirit-booster the country needs. Winston Churchill said the Queen’s marriage to Prince Philip, 70 years ago, was a flash of colour in the grey, post-war years. And the same goes for Harry’s engagement.
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Nov 28, 2017 11:48
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The loving Ashes thrown in there too.
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Nov 28, 2017 13:57
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"We're going to destroy the economy for a generation. Also we lost at cricket and it's cold outside. These are problems of equal import to me." - A complete loving poo poo of a human being.
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the royal engagement – Tories accused of using royal engagement to bury bad news as welfare freeze for working-age people remains for another 12 months from April" Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  David Davis at risk of contempt over Brexit reports, says Speaker Mail: Mac on... Harry and Meghan's engagement  'MARKLE, Philip, dear. MEGHAN MARKLE! Harry's not marrying Angela Merkel!' David Squires: 
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Nov 28, 2017 23:46
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Mac must have realised he couldn't get away with mocking an interracial woman, so just fell back into good old Hun bashing.
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Nov 29, 2017 00:07
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That's quite the realization for Mac given his previous works.
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Nov 29, 2017 00:08
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the growing pressure on David Davis over Brexit reports – The Brexit secretary has been told to appear before select committee or face being held in contempt of parliament" Telegraph:  Independent:  After Lewis Morley Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: Mac on... Prince Harry's fiancée Meghan Markle 
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Nov 29, 2017 18:52
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gently caress off mac
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Nov 29, 2017 20:49
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gently caress off mac? I mean, it's offensive, but it's so kack handed and weird you cant't really tell. I bet he wanted to do boners but was forced to settle for goggly eyes instead.
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Nov 30, 2017 12:28
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At least she's firing them?
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Donald Trump and Britain First – Donald Trump retweeted a handful of anti-Muslim videos posted by the deputy leader of a British far-right group" Telegraph:  Independent:  After Michael Caine et al. Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: Mac on... Plans to sell Viagra 'over the counter'  'By the way, don't buy any more of those blue sweets. I tried six and they were all tasteless.' Guardian Australian Sport: 
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Nov 30, 2017 13:54
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Cloud Potato posted:
Mac, dear lad, what the gently caress is wrong with you?
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Nov 30, 2017 15:38
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It's a well-known fact among men of a certain age and class that women don't like sex. No, they never examine this further.
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She's running to the doctors because he's about 20 minutes away from a heart attack or at least a painful priapism.
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I Love Annie May posted:Mac, dear lad, His penis doesn't work anymore. Seems pretty obvious to me.
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Wolfsbane posted:It's a well-known fact among men of a certain age and class that women don't like sex. No, they never examine this further. This joke doesn't even work. If he doesn't know what Viagra is, the reader has to assume the woman bought it for him. This means she obviously wants sex, and lots of it. So why is she running away? Doesn't make sense. This Mack-person seems to not think like a real human would, suspicious.
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Guavanaut posted:She's running to the doctors because he's about 20 minutes away from a heart attack or at least a painful priapism. The bizarre thing is he's simultaneously implying that the wife bought viagra and that she doesn't want to have sex.
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Which makes the only reasonable explanations either that she's gone to get medical help, which would be entirely reasonable, because sildenafil overdose can have some serious effects, or that Mac thinks that either "Viagra makes you horny, and drugs just work on an additive scale, so he's going to turn into a crazed sex beast through overdose" or "Viagra makes your dick swell, so taking six of them is going to give him a 4 foot donger plus being aforementioned sex animal." Being Mac, it's going to be one of the latter.
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Nov 30, 2017 20:43
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Also possible is that she bought the viagra for another lover and she just doesn't want to have sex with her husband. Mac definitely didn't think of this possibility though.
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Nov 30, 2017 21:55
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in conclusion, britain is a land of contrasts
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Nov 30, 2017 22:19
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She bought the viagra for her own penis, and is rushing to get more so she can keep up with her husband's impending monster dong. I'm glad to see Mac of all people introducing transgender inclusivity to his poo poo gags about married shagging.
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Angepain posted:She bought the viagra for her own penis, and is rushing to get more so she can keep up with her husband's impending monster dong. I'm glad to see Mac of all people introducing transgender inclusivity to his poo poo gags about married shagging. Definitely best take. Although in that case the viagra might be entirely irrelevant and her husband's just had all her oestrogen pills and she's poo poo mad she doesn't have anymore.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Theresa May's comments on Donald Trump – Theresa May has issued a carefully worded rebuke of Donald Trump for retweeting material from the ‘hateful’ far-right group Britain First, but stressed the importance of the special relationship between the US and the UK" Telegraph:  Donald Trump’s 'working visit' to UK dropped as tensions with Theresa May grow over president's far-Right retweets Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Jeremy Corbyn tells Morgan Stanley: 'You're right, we are a threat'  After M&C Saatchi.Mail: Mac on... Donald Trump's state visit  ‘A tweet from the Queen, Sir. Outlining plans for your state visit. You fly to Stansted Airport, have a cup of tea and biscuit with her butler then fly home again.’
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Dec 2, 2017 00:50
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Adams predicting a '97 style landslide?
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Observer: "Trump dumps: the not so special relationship - Chris Riddell on the US president’s retweeting of Britain First extremist videos" Sunday Telegraph:  Tory war with Met police over 'thousands of pornographic images on computer of Damian Green' Independent on Sunday:  Sunday Times: 
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Ah, it's that time of the year where the police are the enemy again, terrorising our poor boys in parliament who just want to have a relaxing look at some of the grumblesites they also insist must be banned.
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Green shouldn't have been accessing content like that on a work computer, but the whole thing with the police leaking information from an almost decade old investigation is dubious as hell, and should rightfully be criticised.
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cloudchamber posted:Green shouldn't have been accessing content like that on a work computer, but the whole thing with the police leaking information from an almost decade old investigation is dubious as hell, and should rightfully be criticised. Broadly speaking you are right and it all seems a but dodgy but on the other hand the people of this country need the government to collapse ASAP to get a competent and compassionate team in place at Downing Street yesterday. May losing both her close ally Green and the idiot Brexit Minister Davis would be a huge blow. Especially as it'd mean Davis on the backbenches, being an obstructionist like other Brexit fanatics.
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It's pretty crazy that it's gone from, 'General threatens coup if Corbyn wins,' to, 'The cops are leaking to support Corbyn.'
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Nigel Farage’s pension – Nigel Farage has sparked outrage by refusing to give up his taxpayer-funded EU pension after Brexit" Telegraph:  Juncker and May fail to reach Brexit deal amid DUP doubts over Irish border Independent:  Theresa May faces new crisis after mass walkout over social policy Times:  Evening Standard:  Also, turns out the Evening Standard also have Gerald Scarfe now, posting 'toons on Fridays. Most recent below, here's a link to the rest. 
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on British efforts to get a Brexit-Irish border deal – Theresa May channels Neville Chamberlain as she strives for peace in our time" Independent:  Times:  Joe Root digs in to give England glimmer of hope in second Ashes Test Evening Standard:  Mail: Mac on... Syrian aid scandal  'Tell Mrs May this factory may have to close down resulting in many job losses - has she no compassion?' David Squires: 
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I'll be the first this time. gently caress off, Mac.
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I extremely appreciate that Adcock got the order of the colored rings correct on that snake.
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I don't see any  Which is odd, because she wears a wedding ring.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Arlene Foster and Theresa May – DUP leader and Northern Ireland first minister takers control over Irish border" Telegraph:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Christine Keeler, former model at heart of Profumo affair, dies at 75 Mail: MAC on...the blight of plastic waste  'Is there no end to the rubbish human beings will dump? - Plastic bottles, plastic bags, plastic surgery...' Guardian Australian Sport: 
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