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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pro loving click

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
The Fonz jumped a motorcycle over a shark once. The Fonz is smooth, ergo sharks are smooth

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Dreddout posted:

Pro loving click

Understatement of the year.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Comptroll The Forums posted:

The Fonz jumped a motorcycle over a shark once. The Fonz is smooth, ergo sharks are smooth

Actually I think this means they're rough, it's why he was drawn to jump over it. Opposites.

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

No no, he was trying to crash into it but the smooth magnetism pushed them apart.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I could watch this for hours.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Now there's someone I could do 66 with iykwim

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

:golfclap:

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011






This Tweet from @stxvo has been withheld in response to a report from the copyright holder.

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

What was it?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop

LargeHadron posted:

What was it?

Thomas the Tank Engine stunt video set to rap music

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

LargeHadron posted:

What was it?

A quote of a tweet from someone that stole a video and added a biggie smalls track overtop but then got DMCAd.

Original video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me5ifeBFaFo

eddoghetto
Mar 27, 2007
612 Wharf Avenue
I had sharkskin sheets on my bed, but when I tried to go to sleep they were so smooth that I fell out onto the floor. When I got up and tried to get back into bed, I couldn't because there was a shark in it boning my girl. Sharks are smooth as hell.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
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Wow, that's rough. Shark prob told her to suck his dick.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

If sharks are so smooth why are they always getting sucked up into tornados? They should just slip right out.

Checkmate aroughiests

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Congrats goons, you've run this so far into the ground you've made a new Marianas Trench.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Jose Valasquez posted:

If sharks are so smooth why are they always getting sucked up into tornados? They should just slip right out.

Checkmate aroughiests

its because they're so smooth that they barely have any friction in the air, so they get sucked up more easily than other lighter things

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Jose Valasquez posted:

If sharks are so smooth why are they always getting sucked up into tornados? They should just slip right out.

Checkmate aroughiests


You roughians

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

DiggityDoink posted:

Wow that sure is a funny picture to accompany your hot take.
https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ort14e71ED1rusd51.mp4

I know this is from a dozen pages back but I just wanted to let you know that I've had this thing stuck on my brain since it was posted and I hate you

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

organburner posted:

Yall morons don't even know that sharks are like big hedgehogs with smaller spikes, it's smooth one way and spiky the other!

Dumbos.

Sharks aren't fish, they are mammals that share ancestors with hedgehogs!

WTF Sharks are an intermediate species between fish and dolphins. Like Neanderthals for us.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
I got this in an email from Vanguard to vote on their board...I ahve never seen a list of whiter white-person names in my life:


canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

DrBouvenstein posted:

I got this in an email from Vanguard to vote on their board...I ahve never seen a list of whiter white-person names in my life:

me neither

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Your Computer posted:

I know this is from a dozen pages back but I just wanted to let you know that I've had this thing stuck on my brain since it was posted and I hate you

That's why I posted it, to get it stuck in more people's heads so they can feel my pain.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I just... whatever, I guess. I've told you where and why you're wrong. I can't do any more.



Nice try but both of those websites say "sharks are known throughout the world for their smooth skin"

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I got this in an email from Vanguard to vote on their board...I ahve never seen a list of whiter white-person names in my life:




RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Inescapable Duck posted:

Congrats goons, you've run this so far into the ground you've made a new Marianas Trench.

good. more places for sharks to be smooth

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I got this in an email from Vanguard to vote on their board...I ahve never seen a list of whiter white-person names in my life:




Those japanese developers are getting better

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Yo! That's my man Ameche!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I didn't know where to post this but someone ripped off Colin Furze, you know that one idea where he'd drive around in an ice cream truck delivering ice cream to people's homes as a commodity, only with pre-started fires instead of ice cream. Yeah that one. They scaled out too. Bad form I say.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Looks like the Constructicons are having bad day fighting the Autobots, and they can't even form Devastator because his crotch is on garbage fire.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

eddoghetto posted:

When I got up and tried to get back into bed, I couldn't because there was a shark in it boning my girl.

sharks don't have bones :rolleyes:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Karate Bastard posted:

I didn't know where to post this but someone ripped off Colin Furze, you know that one idea where he'd drive around in an ice cream truck delivering ice cream to people's homes as a commodity, only with pre-started fires instead of ice cream. Yeah that one. They scaled out too. Bad form I say.



I only buy expensive imported fire, none of this lovely home grown stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpnCB2OwgVY

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

He just hit 88mph is all.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Lobok posted:

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating--not like sharks. They're soft and smooth.

The only funny joke on this derail.










Just kidding. The others were mildly amusing.


Edit: I will post a funny image.



Bored has a new favorite as of 14:29 on Dec 7, 2017

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

dumb. posted:

A quote of a tweet from someone that stole a video and added a biggie smalls track overtop but then got DMCAd.

Original video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me5ifeBFaFo

And this was the music track, which they also stole. Which is of course a mashup of the Thomas the Tank theme song and a Biggie song. And is drat catchy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFYo2-KUeTA

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i guess there is no wrong way to rob a wendys

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