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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

wixard posted:

[Doomsday Preppers] was pretty entertaining in the beginning, they found some people with some interesting delusions and prepper setups: the hippie prepper who learned to identify and eat weeds to survive around LAs hellscape without stockpiling anything, the woman who makes her entire extended family eat Thanksgiving dinner as dress rehearsal for the inevitable disease outbreak (complete with surgical everything, plastic curtains, and quarantining guests who show up late). It's a terrible show but I was hopelessly addicted to it for a while.

My favourite was the hippy couple who lived in Hawaii. Their survival plan in the event of a cataclysmic tsunami was to wander up a volcano with just a stick. "Where do you find clean water? Oh, the mountain will tell me what is clean and what isn't, and I'll drink that", "Do you know what is safe to eat? No, the mountain will guide me".

And I love the "how have they progressed, 6 months after the interview" bits. So many of them start with "well, since the divorce..."

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Gromit posted:

My favourite was the hippy couple who lived in Hawaii. Their survival plan in the event of a cataclysmic tsunami was to wander up a volcano with just a stick. "Where do you find clean water? Oh, the mountain will tell me what is clean and what isn't, and I'll drink that", "Do you know what is safe to eat? No, the mountain will guide me".

And I love the "how have they progressed, 6 months after the interview" bits. So many of them start with "well, since the divorce..."

Mountains are cruel unforgiving assholes to be feared and respected, they ain't helping no one out.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Serephina posted:

Holy poo poo that's amaaazing. Why on earth would you go on air with that? "This food turned out awful, here eat some and let me show the world how bad a cook I am!"

I can't see any better alternative to making my coworkers eat lovely garbage on camera.

Apparently that news station is home to the best reporters in the universe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayVYxJppXg0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvzvbRyUrgA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF2IcQ-9ax8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpejGoiI9yE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pc7ealB9WQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYcz94cBPDo

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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LifeSunDeath posted:

Mountains are cruel unforgiving assholes to be feared and respected, they ain't helping no one out.

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


chitoryu12 posted:


Apparently that news station is home to the best reporters in the universe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayVYxJppXg0


This is amazing. Best weatherman.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The best preppers are the people who own a wild west theme park that doubles as a doomsday safe spot with a working cannon and booby traps, followed by the guy with the rabbit poop flamethrower.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Of course on air people in Canada seem genuinely nice and good spirited. You get the sense from all US tv personalities they're screaming death threats at each other the second they cut to commercial.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Suddenly Colin Mochrie makes more sense.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

LifeSunDeath posted:

You get the sense from all US tv personalities they're screaming death threats at each other the second they cut to commercial.

Hey now, that's a totally unfair generalization. Up until very recently a lot of them didn't have time to scream death threats at their co-hosts during the commercial breaks, they were too busy sexually molesting female staff members.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
I'm pretty sure the lady on Good Day New York loving feeds on her co-hosts' life force. She certainly goes through them quickly enough.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Henchman of Santa posted:

The best preppers are the people who own a wild west theme park that doubles as a doomsday safe spot with a working cannon and booby traps, followed by the guy with the rabbit poop flamethrower.

my favorite was the dad who took his family to caves to practice and then when he asked his CAMBODIAN wife how she felt, she said something along the lines of "well, when the death squads came for my family, we hid in caves similar to this so i dont like it" and he was visibly surprised and didn't know that had happened to her

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry
The schadenfreude is on the US, since this poo poo had to be explained by an appellate judge.

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

You can literally feel the judge facepalming while reading the decision.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

poly and open-minded posted:

my favorite was the dad who took his family to caves to practice and then when he asked his CAMBODIAN wife how she felt, she said something along the lines of "well, when the death squads came for my family, we hid in caves similar to this so i dont like it" and he was visibly surprised and didn't know that had happened to her

Sounds like a relationship built on a long term friendship, for sure

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"


Half the pirated TV files out there I see has this Global logo in the corner, I can now associate it with joy.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Wasabi the J posted:

Not an empty quote. Not only did it not burn down, he wasn't in it when it did.

Not yet, anyway. Give it some time.

I kinda feel bad for Patti LaBelle here. Imagine getting invited to perform at the lighting of the national Christmas tree and this happens:

https://twitter.com/deray/status/938594135094673408

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://gfycat.com/BlueRigidDegus
Instagram yoga session in the woods

https://i.imgur.com/0EbWl6P.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/SPPyaWB.gifv

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

"Yer otter here!"

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Remember the rather amphibian looking county clerk who was denying marriage licenses to gay folk (and was jailed for it) awhile back?

Gay man denied a marriage license by Kim Davis is now running against her

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/lil_leek6/status/938130519153430531

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Solice Kirsk posted:

Does everyone forget that if Trump dies or goes away we're gonna be left with Pence? A competent bigot with more clout and friends in DC so he can actually get waaaaay more horrible poo poo done in 3 years?

People don't religiously (:nallears:) follow Pence like they do for Trump.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Zesty posted:

People don't religiously (:nallears:) follow Pence like they do for Trump.

They will as soon as he's President.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

DontMockMySmock posted:

They will as soon as he's President.

As much as they did for Bush maybe. There just isn't the blind loyalty to an uncharismatic guy.

I mean, there is, but not as much.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


chitoryu12 posted:

Apparently that news station is home to the best reporters in the universe.

Also worth noting that Jordan Witzel has an ongoing love/hate relationship with one of the morning hosts of the local alternative rock radio station (which rules hard and has had its talent constantly poached by the big-name stations in Vancouver and Toronto), who sends him love letters and constantly tweets at him for validation.

http://www.x929.ca/2016/04/14/4771/

I miss Calgary a lot.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Yeah, for all the lovely Texas of the North crap we have to endure, there's some solidly good things we've got going for us.

Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003

Pillbug

Pleads posted:

Also worth noting that Jordan Witzel has an ongoing love/hate relationship with one of the morning hosts of the local alternative rock radio station (which rules hard and has had its talent constantly poached by the big-name stations in Vancouver and Toronto), who sends him love letters and constantly tweets at him for validation.

http://www.x929.ca/2016/04/14/4771/

I miss Calgary a lot.

Personal Freud here: I missed an interview for the x92.9 evening position because my car got broken into :/

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Australia legalised Gay Marriage today and now eat poo poo Lyle is trending on twitter. The Lyle in question is Lyle Shelton who is the head of the Australian Catholic Lobby who campaigned so hard against gay marriage that he turned his own supporters against him with his dog whistle politics.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Testekill posted:

Australia legalised Gay Marriage today and now eat poo poo Lyle is trending on twitter. The Lyle in question is Lyle Shelton who is the head of the Australian Catholic Lobby who campaigned so hard against gay marriage that he turned his own supporters against him with his dog whistle politics.

I just googled the phrase and

https://whatnationaldayisit.com/day/Eat-poo poo-Lyle/

quote:

How Is The Date For Eat poo poo Lyle Day Calculated?
The day shown for 'National Eat poo poo Lyle Day' is based off how much chitter-chatter and buzz there was on Nov. 15, 2017 across social media making references to 'Eat poo poo Lyle Day'. Our algorithms examine all of the references to National Days across social media and updates whatnationaldayisit.com hourly, with our homepage displaying the current national day, including others such as: Pickle, Clean Out Your Refrigerator or Signing Day. This crowdsourcing of data method to assess the National Eat poo poo Lyle Day date is used as opposed to being connected with any Government sacntioned lists :D Hurrah for democracy by concensus!

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry

Rough Lobster posted:

Remember the rather amphibian looking county clerk who was denying marriage licenses to gay folk (and was jailed for it) awhile back?

Gay man denied a marriage license by Kim Davis is now running against her

https://twitter.com/ColeLedford11/status/938554320496324609

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Oh man I thought he was just signing up, I didn't realise it was her that he signed up in front of. That's some primo :discourse:

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

Is he saying he is going to slap his professor? :confused:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Not yet, anyway. Give it some time.

I kinda feel bad for Patti LaBelle here. Imagine getting invited to perform at the lighting of the national Christmas tree and this happens:

https://twitter.com/deray/status/938594135094673408

That's loving hilarious but I'm amazed and incredibly impressed that she never gave up on her audience and she kept singing in spite of conditions where I would have thought it was actually impossible to keep doing your job.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

Memento posted:

Oh man I thought he was just signing up, I didn't realise it was her that he signed up in front of. That's some primo :discourse:

Is it schadenfreude to allow someone to lose an election?

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

chitoryu12 posted:

Judging from the damage and the guns he was seen shooting, probably a .22.

Indolent Bastard posted:

That is some amazing armor. Now you just need to be sure that the people you are stealing from don't "cheat" and hit or shoot you in the neck.

I was wondering, does he have Kevlar on under that stuff? Seems like a lot of unarmored spaces, especially if someone is a ways back with a rifle.

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

These people are what the kids are now calling "totes adorbsies" . :3:

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

10 Beers posted:

I was wondering, does he have Kevlar on under that stuff? Seems like a lot of unarmored spaces, especially if someone is a ways back with a rifle.

He'd gonna have a bad time if he runs into any high level raiders with AMRs.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Testekill posted:

Australia legalised Gay Marriage today and now eat poo poo Lyle is trending on twitter. The Lyle in question is Lyle Shelton who is the head of the Australian Catholic Lobby who campaigned so hard against gay marriage that he turned his own supporters against him with his dog whistle politics.

Examples of him turning his own supporters against him?

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I don't get it are those Scrooge McCat and liquid assets?

E: Scrooge McVat.

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