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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


Superintendant, hamburgers!

Uh, clams.

No, hamburgers!

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

czechs out

https://i.imgur.com/ArUgMJt.mp4

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

I don't get this one.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

I don't get this one.

Lisa had a pony once, and when they were filming Radioactive Man in Springfield, they said that when you wanted to film a cow you would paint a horse, and when you wanted a horse you would just tape a bunch of cats together.

It's a stretch, but kind of works.

Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING
I know I'll probably get banned for since it isn't Simpsons related but can someone post that weird mouse liquifier advertisement? I can't find it and let me tell you what googling for 'mouse blender' is not a productive avenue of research.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Steamy.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Ignoranus posted:

I know I'll probably get banned for since it isn't Simpsons related but can someone post that weird mouse liquifier advertisement? I can't find it and let me tell you what googling for 'mouse blender' is not a productive avenue of research.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I'm laughing like an idiot at this.
Good stuff!

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013


I have a friend in mouse-murder research. She says that machine is slow by modern standards.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Source your quotes motherfucker

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

thats loving weird what do they do with the slurry?


taste test??

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


I’ve actually used this to homogenize mouse lovers and brains. It works well and the RNA extracted is fairly pure.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I love mice. :ohdearsass:

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Blind Rasputin posted:

I’ve actually used this to homogenize mouse lovers and brains. It works well and the RNA extracted is fairly pure.

A fair punishment for bestiality I'd say.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Former DILF posted:

thats loving weird what do they do with the slurry?


taste test??

My friend works in diabetes research, she says fat mice are good test subjects. The homogenizer is used to extract lipids, apparently. There are better ways to do this now.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


I don't know why this is so funny to me

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I lost it at "mm, fast food"

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

Ay carumba!

waffles beyond waffles
Jun 22, 2008

Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!

Dr. Kayak Paddle posted:

War criminal that drank poison in court last week.

I thought it was Kenny Rogers.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

waffles beyond waffles posted:

I thought it was Kenny Rogers.

It was. The things he did in Syria were beyond the pale. No more will “Kenny Rodgers roasters” have to wait for Justice.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

How do you get the cat out now

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

How do you get the cat out now

You put snakes in there to scare it out.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.





DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 16:33 on Dec 7, 2017

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer
I watched a fair amount of Simpsons back in the 90s, but I don't get the oddly drawn Milhouse/Homer face one.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

om nom nom posted:

I watched a fair amount of Simpsons back in the 90s, but I don't get the oddly drawn Milhouse/Homer face one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNO1mb6NkEI

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Man, I think this is my favorite dud yet.

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Nice, thanks







bookkeeper
Jul 14, 2010

it means "the kapital"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR35mZPCpbI

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


:zenpop:

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

gently caress

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:laffo:

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