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SHUT THE gently caress UP AND JUST OPEN THE CAN.
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Facebook Aunt posted:PYF can opener
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Karate Bastard posted:Funny pictures: a thread about sharks. The meme thread is about how great the Simpsons is, but when isn't it?
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Karate Bastard posted:Funny pictures: a thread about sharks. Yeah but bitcoin is the ultimate in vahingonilo-inducing things.
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Oh, happy independence day man! Did you have some kosken with salmiakki piippu?
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Karate Bastard posted:Oh, happy independence day man! Did you have some kosken with salmiakki piippu?  This is best booze. Look at that clean. So... clean... Lifehack, drink your booze straight and save money by not watering it down like some giant puss!
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organburner posted:
Water is free though  Karate Bastard posted:Oh, happy independence day man! Did you have some kosken with salmiakki piippu? I slept.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Water is free though Is it a lifehack? Like, lifehack, too much of a puss to drink your booze straight and can't afford something to water it down? Use water, it's free! In video form: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0
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organburner posted:
Says the man drinking 60% water by volume. 195 proof or 
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organburner posted:
Good whiskey tastes better when slightly watered down. Actual scientific fact. Vodka, though? Right down the hatch. Same with soju; I once drank a 16 ounce bottle of the stuff at lunch.
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Kwyndig posted:Says the man drinking 60% water by volume. 195 proof or Lifehack, live in a place with prohibitive alcohol laws so you have to brew your own stuff if you want high proof stuff 
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I have to pay 16 bucks for 80 proof vodka where I live. It barely touches me. 
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organburner posted:Lifehack, live in a place with prohibitive alcohol laws so you have to brew your own stuff if you want high proof stuff Lifehack: Kill off your intestinal flora and replace it with Brewer's Yeast so you can get drunk off bread.
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Jerry Cotton posted:I slept. How Finnish! 
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neongrey posted:I actually use a fancy can opener that cuts below the lip of the can so it's not razor sharp, after i got sick of cutting myself on can lids. What the gently caress???
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Turtlicious posted:What the gently caress??? https://www.oxo.com/products/preparing/can-jar-openers/smooth-edge-can-opener It works fine, but so does every other can opener I have ever used.
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Lifehack: You can turn a normal can opener sideways to accomplish the same thing. I'll admit this may seem like highly advanced can opener-ing considering how many goons can't seem to get them to work at all, but it's really not that hard.
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No I mean how are you cutting yourself???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
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Haifisch posted:Lifehack: You can turn a normal can opener sideways to accomplish the same thing. This is a trick to murder goons with razor‐sharp can edges.
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Can lid shurikens #deathhacks
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Woah woah woah now we're cooking
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Turtlicious posted:No I mean how are you cutting yourself???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! With a razor obviously.
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How are you all so bad at cans. You just like... Open them, does your can opener open cans? No? Get a new one. I don't... why.
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Turtlicious posted:How are you all so bad at cans. Okay then genius. Once I get the can open, how exactly am I supposed to retrieve and dispose of the lid without accidentally amputating my hand at the wrist?
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Hold the edges using bread tags duh
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Lifehack: vice grips can open cans
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Turtlicious posted:No I mean how are you cutting yourself???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! the edges come out super sharp sometimes and if i grabbed the lid wrong as i was putting it in the trash i'd cut my thumb pretty badly, happened a few times
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Lifehack: don't be a cack-handed twat.
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Y'all remind me of this quote by Neal Stephenson, hang on lemme... yeah here; you seem to be the sort of people who "affect a hysterical helplessness in the face of things with moving parts" and I guess also sometimes immobile objects. poo poo I get it now y'all be infomercial people Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 11:08 on Dec 7, 2017 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Y'all are some spastic rear end motherfuckers better than being someone who quotes neal stephenson
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Mr. Belpit posted:How do people have intense, passionate opinions about a kitchen tool? I don't get all hot and bothered over the brand of my potato peeler or my colander or whatever. I couldn't name what brand they are, much less rattle off a variety of other brands and summaries of their respective production histories. What's up with loving can openers? You should see the landfills worth of text that people have written about cast iron pans. organburner posted:
I can't tell if that's some generic bottom shelf vodka or a wallet lightening top shelf vodka. The screw top suggests the former, but it could be ironic. $17 for 500ml. It could still go either way. I've learned taxes are insanely high in some countries: you can get 1750ml (over 3 times as much) for ~$12 where I'm at. Turtlicious posted:No I mean how are you cutting yourself???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! Lifehack: If you don't put your finger in between the things you are cutting and the knife you are using to cut the things you won't have to go to hospital for stitches. Jerry Cotton posted:Lifehack: don't be a cack-handed twat. Karate Bastard posted:poo poo I get it now y'all be infomercial people Nah man, that's just a thing because of regulations about selling "medical devices." Like, if you've got multiple sclerosis it's hard as gently caress to try and chop onions but the advertisements for a Slap Chop can't just say "This will let you chop poo poo if you have MS." They have to try and skirt the line.
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MisterOblivious posted:I can't tell if that's some generic bottom shelf vodka or a wallet lightening top shelf vodka. The screw top suggests the former, but it could be ironic. It's pretty cheap. The label and bottle are modeled after the booze they rationed to Finnish soldiers in 1942 when C.G. Mannerheim had his 75th birthday.
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To be honest most vodka just tastes the same to me, unless it's from those weird bottles some of my "friends" "acquire" from "eastern" "european" "countries". Lifehack, get alcohol poisoning by drinking one shot of "vodka" that tastes like the smell of paint thinner.
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Pingiivi posted:It's pretty cheap. The label and bottle are modeled after the booze they rationed to Finnish soldiers in 1942 when C.G. Mannerheim had his 75th birthday. I totally need to get a bottle of this now.
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Karate Bastard posted:poo poo I get it now y'all be infomercial people
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Who was it that typed up that amazing script for a sitcom about infomercial people? I think it was in this thread. Something with dad busting trough the wall like the kool-aid man going "Honey have you seen the door?"
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Turtlicious posted:How are you all so bad at cans. the entire internet exists for kissless virgins to breathlessly and earnestly narrate the most stultifyingly boring parts of their life
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Put Nerds and cake glitter in vodka when you don't want to give your friend expensive booze they'll just guzzle anyway but still want to look like you put effort into it. https://i.imgur.com/mVo9gnd.mp4
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