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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

hog lagoon seems like a pretty clear winner for worst way to die
i can only think about pig beach in the bahamas when i hear hog lagoon. would be a great place to die

though i'd probably be unable to go out how i intend to go out: while furiously posting

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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

i really hope the getty museum doesn't burn down

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/ap/status/938497686927495168

lmfao

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/938498389590925313

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

stone cold posted:

mike lazzo is a fuckboy

This is written in a lot of bathroom stalls in Atlanta, actually

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Pirate Radar posted:

This is written in a lot of bathroom stalls in Atlanta, actually

good, dude loving sucks

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
wow, james cameron actually made his battle angel alita movie after all these years. here's hoping it doesn't suck

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
its gonna suck pretty bad, alita is already a weird enough property without terminal james cameron being introduced

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ryan-reynolds-star-pokemon-movie-detective-pikachu-1065206 :peanut:

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
why are you cheering, that's not danny devito

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Rodatose posted:

why are you cheering, that's not danny devito

who?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I'm amaged you don't recognize the name of the person most resembling a potato.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


GhostofJohnMuir posted:

wow, james cameron actually made his battle angel alita movie after all these years. here's hoping it doesn't suck

It's a live action Battle Angel movie, of course it sucks.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm amaged you don't recognize the name of the person most resembling a potato.

but that's ronaldo dicaprio

Ganson
Jul 13, 2007
I know where the electrical tape is!

So Ryan Reynolds is going to play Deadpool playing Pikachu?

My fantasy :bigtran:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


https://twitter.com/ladygolem/status/938175490384203778

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Have I ever told y'all I hate math. Cause I do. A lot.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
All sane people do, Volk.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

Ganson posted:

So Ryan Reynolds is going to play Deadpool playing Pikachu?

My fantasy :bigtran:
I have an advance copy of the script:


PIKACHU:
(thoughtfully)
pikachu.

PIKACHU:
(excitedly)
pikachu!

PIKACHU:
(succumbing to AIDs)
pikachu...

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




pangstrom posted:

I have an advance copy of the script:


PIKACHU:
(thoughtfully)
pikachu.

PIKACHU:
(excitedly)
pikachu!

PIKACHU:
(succumbing to AIDs)
pikachu...


:staredog:

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

nsfw old man rear end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfDpY2l-TxA

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

youtube suggested stephen colbert's monologue about trump moving the us embassy to jerusalem and it is predictably garbage. the only substantial points he made about the situation were mumbling about "the peace process" and "boy, it sure is a contentious issue" and then just falling back on drumpf level jokes

whoever said the trump presidency would be gift to satire and comedians was dead wrong.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




R. Mute posted:

youtube suggested stephen colbert's monologue about trump moving the us embassy to jerusalem and it is predictably garbage. the only substantial points he made about the situation were mumbling about "the peace process" and "boy, it sure is a contentious issue" and then just falling back on drumpf level jokes

whoever said the trump presidency would be gift to satire and comedians was dead wrong.

who told you americans have either

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


R. Mute posted:

youtube suggested stephen colbert's monologue about trump moving the us embassy to jerusalem and it is predictably garbage. the only substantial points he made about the situation were mumbling about "the peace process" and "boy, it sure is a contentious issue" and then just falling back on drumpf level jokes

whoever said the trump presidency would be gift to satire and comedians was dead wrong.

How the gently caress do you satirize Trump, exactly. He's literally a senile confused guy who gets his intel from Alex Jones and tweets out policy changes at 2 am motivated entirely by his bruised ego. It's impossible to parody him.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

parody and satire aren't exactly the same thing. and even if he's already a huge joke, the things he does aren't. they haven't changed, nor has the republican party, nor have the dems. there's still as much material there as there ever was, but you can't get there if you just spend all day talking about the Bozo In Chief

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Volkerball posted:

Have I ever told y'all I hate math. Cause I do. A lot.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5iaZf21R8w

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

R. Mute posted:

whoever said the trump presidency would be gift to satire and comedians was dead wrong.

the onion has been doing fantastic work with it, but nobody else seems willing to get dark enough

also it is turning out that like half of all comedians are sex offenders so that hasnt helped

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
the ongoing implosion of every last bit of opposition to trump is way funnier than our inexorable transformation into great value fourth reich

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
im glad my brother started burying caches of food, water, and ammo last november.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


The Muppets On PCP posted:

the ongoing implosion of every last bit of opposition to trump is way funnier than our inexorable transformation into great value fourth reich

what implosion

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Do we have a photo album for the Thomas fires in California yet?

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

UberJew posted:

the onion has been doing fantastic work with it, but nobody else seems willing to get dark enough

also it is turning out that like half of all comedians are sex offenders so that hasnt helped

it’s almost like men are garbage

Grouchio posted:

Do we have a photo album for the Thomas fires in California yet?

do you have google yet

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

stone cold posted:

it’s almost like men are garbage

You'd probably best off not reading the August Ames thread in GBS then.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Randler posted:

You'd probably best off not reading the August Ames thread in GBS then.

i also would’ve accepted

Randler posted:

You'd probably best off not reading GBS then.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
But I need to start my day with a double Schadenfreude shot of /r/relationships and the BWM thread. :smith:

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
weird that porn star was married to the goon porn monger

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Grouchio posted:

Do we have a photo album for the Thomas fires in California yet?

has this thread ever created a photo album for past wildfires? why would you ask this question here


boner confessor posted:

weird that porn star was married to the goon porn monger

is this a porn monger who is a goon, or a monger of goon porn? this is a very important distinction

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

is this a porn monger who is a goon, or a monger of goon porn? this is a very important distinction

:gooncamp:

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Randler posted:

But I need to start my day with a double Schadenfreude shot of /r/relationships and the BWM thread. :smith:

I thought the bwm thread was in the business subforum

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pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
Slager (cop who shot unarmed person in back) got 20 years, at least.

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