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Reading Freep threads on the End Times led me to this creepily obsessive site full of proposed timelines:http://www.heavenlysign2017.com/our-pentecost-rapture-timeline.html posted:I HAVE RAN THE DATES ON JUST ABOUT EVERY SIGNIFICANT CALENDAR DAY ONE COULD POSSIBLY THINK OF. AND AS A RESULT, I AM LOOKING AT 2550 DAY CALCULATIONS THAT GO NOWHERE, OR APPEAR TO HAVE NO HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE AS FAR AS A TIMELINE IS CONCERNED. YOM KIPPUR, TABERNACLES, 8TH DAY SOLEMN ASSEMBLY, PASSOVER, HANUKKAH, CRUCIFIXION, RESURRECTION, ASCENSION, JESUS' BIRTHDATE, JUPITER/VENUS CONVERGENCE, THE SIX DAY WAR, VAYERA, NOAH'S ARK, THE LUNAR ECLIPSES AND BLOOD MOONS, SOLAR ECLIPSES, THE TEMPLE'S DESTRUCTION IN 70 AD, THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE REFORMATION. EVERYTHING SHORT OF TRUMP AND NETANYAHU'S BIRTHDAYS, AND ALL MY CALCULATIONS OF 2550 DAYS TOOK ME NOWHERE. So I color coded all these projections in white as.... not likely
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Does he do that EVERY MORNING?
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If I recall correctly, there is a rapture insurance company that arranges payouts to dependents stranded on Earth after the rapture. Their payment system is supposedly tied to five godly employees who travel randomly selected routes and call a phone number every morning. If only three or fewer call, rapture payments go out through an automated system. Conservatives are stupid.
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:A rare sighting of a Freeper criticizing Moore: Hey, if you guys can politicize church and religion, then you can suffer the fallout for it too
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business hammocks posted:If I recall correctly, there is a rapture insurance company that arranges payouts to dependents stranded on Earth after the rapture. Their payment system is supposedly tied to five godly employees who travel randomly selected routes and call a phone number every morning. If only three or fewer call, rapture payments go out through an automated system. I dunno if this is what you're talking about but it's really funny. quote:Get sufficient exercise and rest to be healthy and strong.
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:Really long OP so I'll just post a link: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3611322/posts ...2007? I knew they were living in the past, but I always assumed it was further back than that.
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Prism posted:...2007? They stopped counting time in a vain attempt to deny the Obama presidency happened.
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At this point the Freeper history book just goes Reagan -> 9/11 (the Benghazi one) -> Trump beating the Clintons
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'The US has crossed all the red lines': Head of Egypt's Coptic Church and Palestinian Presidentquote:To: Oshkalaboomboom
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Georgia Peach posted:'The US has crossed all the red lines': Head of Egypt's Coptic Church and Palestinian President Congrats everyone, we managed to completely destabilize the mideast including our allies. Wrap it up, game's over. The Orb wins again
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*furiously Googles menarche stats*quote:To begin with, a pedophile is a person who sexually assaults a pre-pubescent child, not a teenage girl who has begun to menstruate, which the VASTLY OVERWHELMING number of 14- and 15-year-old girls have. Most medically normal girls start during the year that they are 12. This study says that 90% of all US girls are menstruating by 13.75 years of age, with a median age of 12.43 years.
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:*furiously Googles menarche stats* Wowsers gently caress this freeper.
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:*furiously Googles menarche stats* Well, when you need an out, rewrite the definition Mustached Demon posted:Wowsers gently caress this freeper. Makes me curious as to how many of these assholes are just looking for excuses because "he's one of ours" and how many are because they want to gently caress a minor
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I remember when Trump started hinting that he was okay with gay people, Freep started to almost turn left-wing with how suddenly okay they were with the sodomites. It shouldn’t surprise me that they’re so robotic as to immediately begin defending child molestation once the “good guys” are pedos.
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look, loving a girl at the age of *checks notes* 12.43 isn't wrong, its not like loving another man
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SocketWrench posted:
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Mantis42 posted:look, loving a girl at the age of *checks notes* 12.43 isn't wrong†, its not like loving another man †It's why we have to keep transwomen out of bathrooms, 12-year-old girls are for heteronormative Christian adult men only
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chitoryu12 posted:I remember when Trump started hinting that he was okay with gay people, Freep started to almost turn left-wing with how suddenly okay they were with the sodomites. It shouldn’t surprise me that they’re so robotic as to immediately begin defending child molestation once the “good guys” are pedos. I wonder how much of their Eastasia/Eurasia back and forth is because they're all senile and can't remember what they had for breakfast, let alone what their ideology is supposed to be.
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No all human beings are irrational and prone to rationalizing away immoral or contradictory beliefs promoted by a social in-group they identify with.
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Mantis42 posted:look, loving a girl at the age of *checks notes* 12.43 isn't wrong, its not like loving another man If you're drawing the line at menstration, that rabbit hole is a pretty terrible one to go down. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
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Well that's the grossest thing I discovered today.
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That was probably the shortest ratio to a wikipedia page loading and me noping the gently caress out. Whelp.
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Lote posted:If you're drawing the line at menstration, that rabbit hole is a pretty terrible one to go down. oh good, gently caress you
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Lightning Knight posted:I wonder how much of their Eastasia/Eurasia back and forth is because they're all senile and can't remember what they had for breakfast, let alone what their ideology is supposed to be. It's a simple flowchart: If person is (R) and is going to win a major race, then anything and everything they do is good and just. If either of those are not true, then they're actually false flag enemies and should be smited.
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VitalSigns posted:No all human beings are irrational and prone to rationalizing away immoral or contradictory beliefs promoted by a social in-group they identify with. I identify with the democrats a lot, but I'm more than willing to call them on their bullshit too
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SocketWrench posted:I identify with the democrats a lot, but I'm more than willing to call them on their bullshit too Sure, I said "prone to" not "irresistibly compelled to". Come by the crazy forwards thread for a sampling of pro-sex-assault Democrats and their brain spiders. Or check out one of DemocraticUnderground's threads on good old Al "honk honk" Franken.
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VitalSigns posted:Sure, I said "prone to" not "irresistibly compelled to". https://twitter.com/Deborahsolomon/status/938836273292333056
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This "he's a member of the Blue Team so all his accusers are lying whores paid by Steve Bannon" mentality is a disturbing thing to see from people who are supposedly on our side.
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Plinkey posted:And my friend's kid...Reagan. Yes, after that Reagan. I think it was brought up in this thread before, but Ronaldo( the footballer) was named for Reagan, and not because his mom cared about his presidency as much as his soap opera antics 
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Alter Ego posted:This "he's a member of the Blue Team so all his accusers are lying whores paid by Steve Bannon" mentality is a disturbing thing to see from people who are supposedly on our side. That's actually more rational than the DU thread which was discussing the likelihood that Kirsten Gillibrand engineered the whole thing in order to grab the presidency in 2020
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VitalSigns posted:That's actually more rational than the DU thread which was discussing the likelihood that Kirsten Gillibrand engineered the whole thing in order to grab the presidency in 2020 I posted there for years--right up until 2012 when they started to turn on Obama for not being pure enough. Considering how quickly they determined that Harris, Booker, Gillibrand, and Duckworth were all unworthy, that doesn't surprise me.
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Alter Ego posted:This "he's a member of the Blue Team so all his accusers are lying whores paid by Steve Bannon" mentality is a disturbing thing to see from people who are supposedly on our side. People mocking conservatives for defending assholes and falling for fake news, then immediately defending Franken and promoting conspiracy theories about sabotage is a whole new level of dissonance that's kinda sad to see.
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Alter Ego posted:This "he's a member of the Blue Team so all his accusers are lying whores paid by Steve Bannon" mentality is a disturbing thing to see from people who are supposedly on our side. Yep, the day Franken resigned I went to Facebook to check on something and the first thing I saw was a post from someone saying "I do have to question why some of the Democrats calling him out receive contributions from Republican and rightwing organizations and individuals."
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Emotional Jimmy Kimmel brings baby son on ‘Live,’ pleads for healthcare reform Freep has a hard time processing when someone rich deviates from FYGM protocol. quote:To: Oshkalaboomboom
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They literally can't understand someone wanting something good for another person without personal gain.
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Radish posted:They literally can't understand someone wanting something good for another person fyp
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Radish posted:They literally can't understand someone wanting something good for another person without personal gain. Doesn't he explicitly say his kid probably would have died if he wasn't rich?
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Radish posted:They literally can't understand someone wanting something good
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