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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




God drat it. Now he's always going to be "Irish Wolverine" to me.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

He looks like Grandpa Munster. Or Ted Cruz...

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


"Hey check out my snake hand puppet it's gr--AAAAAHHH!"

head58
Apr 1, 2013

MJ has looked blissfully tranquil in the last two strips as she’s being choked out by a snake. That’s how much she hates living with Peter.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Neville has destroyed the last horcrux!

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Surprisingly violent for a newspaper comic.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."



SWIISSH! Nothin but neck. :smug:

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce

head58 posted:

MJ has looked blissfully tranquil in the last two strips as she’s being choked out by a snake. That’s how much she hates living with Peter.

She never had the heart to tell Pete about her fetish.

Plus if he did it to her he’d pop her head off her neck.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
You really think MJ and PEter don't use webs as bondage stuff?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

bunnyofdoom posted:

You really think MJ and PEter don't use webs as bondage stuff?

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

PantsOptional posted:

She never had the heart to tell Pete about her fetish.

Plus if he did it to her he’d pop her head off her neck.

He is pretty much Lennie, isn’t he?

“Tell me about the rabbits, Rocket”

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the owl is a mutant with a bunch of low level physical enhancements who can fly. incredibly dated character design aside, he's a perfectly adequate street level villain.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

ImpAtom posted:

Surprisingly violent for a newspaper comic.

"And in the last panel I want Mysterious Knife Dude to bloodily decapitate a chest-burster."

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

She is enjoying the choking a little too much

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





I hope knife dude is Kraven.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
An awfully skinny Kraven with a bowl cut?

Maybe it's an illegitimate child that's trying to prove himself.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



1: You have spider-sense.

2: That's the most violent thing I've ever seen in this comic.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Lurdiak posted:

1: You have spider-sense.

2: That's the most violent thing I've ever seen in this comic.

what about when they crammed ronan's corpse into rocket's tiny space pod?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

It was only a matter of time after they ripped off Lenny's back

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I legit have no loving clue who it could be. I'd remember a goofy-rear end bowl cut like that

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Maybe it's someone related to the Sentry.

edit: The Kree Sentry robot, not the Superman guy everyone forgot.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


"Well I suppose if she really needs us she will scream again.":downs:

*Goes back inside.*

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I legit have no loving clue who it could be. I'd remember a goofy-rear end bowl cut like that

Inspired by Clown-9, this is Knife Toomeetchu, a disgruntled swamp boat tourguide turned to a life of bayou-related crime.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



the bowl cut means it's obviously post diet doc ock

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


It's actually Christopher Columbus, he's sipped from the fountain of youth and now he's going to discover a new world. OF PAIN!!!!

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
It's JJJ, having followed Peter into the wilderness to yell at him for not getting pictures of Spider-Man.

He was just drawn really off-model, and he traded in his lamp for a knife.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Ikasuhito posted:

"Well I suppose if she really needs us she will scream again.":downs:

*Goes back inside.*

*Trips over MJ's corpse*

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



MJ is going to have permanent brain damage due to oxygen deprivation and still be smarter than Peter.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Lurdiak posted:

Owl always had big dumb claws. Except when he inexplicably became some kind of two-bit thug in the 2000s.



He's very 60s/70s in design, but his whole thing is supposed to be that he dive bombs people with knives and murders them when they cross him, which is a pretty good gimmick for a crime lord to have.

Keep in mind he's a Daredevil villain before you start thinking about how ineffective that'd be against anyone with powers.

Daredevil is probably the worst enemy to have with that powerset.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

SilverSupernova posted:

Daredevil is probably the worst enemy to have with that powerset.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Huh, that's weird, MJ's just napping next to a headless snake and a gator sleeping off a meal.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

SilverSupernova posted:

Daredevil is probably the worst enemy to have with that powerset.

I dunno, if he had the proportional silentness of an owl when he was falling, The Owl actually might be able to get the literal and figurative drop on DD.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i think you all overlooking the gigantic weakness that is having hollow bones


how does he even produce enough blood cells to live

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Synthbuttrange posted:



Huh, that's weird, MJ's just napping next to a headless snake and a gator sleeping off a meal.
So what's the take on who this guy is? None of the usual suspects come to mind and considering NSM just pulled out motherfucking Tyrannus and Kala it's safe to say that deep cuts are allowed.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Synthbuttrange posted:



Huh, that's weird, MJ's just napping next to a headless snake and a gator sleeping off a meal.

Holy poo poo, it ripped her legs off!

I hope that's Mysterio, cause if ANYONE knows how to put a lady cut in two back together....

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i think you all overlooking the gigantic weakness that is having hollow bones


how does he even produce enough blood cells to live

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It could be pre-Man-Thing Ted Sallis, he's tangentially related to Connors. They'd probably need a whole new backstory though.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i think you all overlooking the gigantic weakness that is having hollow bones


how does he even produce enough blood cells to live

Look if birds can produce enough, he can.

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Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

goatface posted:

It could be pre-Man-Thing Ted Sallis, he's tangentially related to Connors. They'd probably need a whole new backstory though.

You could totally have the same backstory, just have it happening now. That would make the villain of this arc AIM, and I definitely want to see NSM's version of the beekeeper suits.

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