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Cats bring you dead animals because they think you're an incredibly stupid kitten that is incapable of hunting for itself so they're trying to feed you and teach you how to hunt. Men send dick pics because ????
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I have a theory that any species that reached our "level" of intelligence/communication/control over their environment would make the exact same mistakes due to their brains making the same shortcuts ours do (putting things into boxes because it's easier, etc). Peacock-Sapiens would be getting in trouble for sending unwarranted tail-feather pics. Basically any species smart enough to split the atom would also be dumb enough to invent the nuclear weapon - after all, we were.
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Dec 9, 2017 12:57
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Cats are bred to hunt mice, men are bred to be creepy pricks. Surprisingly anti-patriarchy, AGC... wait wrong thread.
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Roro posted:Cats bring you dead animals because they think you're an incredibly stupid kitten that is incapable of hunting for itself so they're trying to feed you and teach you how to hunt. Because they're an incredibly stupid kitten that is incapable of hunting for itself so they assume everyone else is as well.
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Dec 9, 2017 14:37
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besides, everyone knows cats show you their buttholes, not their dicks
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Cats use dick picks very differently - they're trying to scare the other cat because they'll think it's a cucumber.
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The new thread title is so good
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Scathach posted:You're pretty defensive about that dude's dick and couple dozen extra pounds. I think it's more that you're trying to act like a 9 inch dick is average so we'll all deduce that you also have a giant donger. Only that's not how this works. We just think you're an idiot.
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Dec 9, 2017 15:36
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Regarde Aduck posted:idiot. To be fair, this is our gathering place.
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Dec 9, 2017 15:47
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Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › Idiots on Social Media: Ron Jeremy Dick Defender Has Logged On  
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His dick could probably defend itself honestly.
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Discussin' Dat Dick (ft. Ron Jeremy) volume 8 is one of the better pornos I've ever seen
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Field Mousepad posted:His dick could probably defend itself honestly. It used to have a Twitter. And there's a movie where it get possessed and kills people.
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Roro posted:Cats bring you dead animals because they think you're an incredibly stupid kitten that is incapable of hunting for itself so they're trying to feed you and teach you how to hunt. Going off that analogy, they think women are too dumb to get dick without help.
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i can't find the ad again but holy gently caress if you get the fb ad for a christmas story live prepared to be blasted with racism and people who don't understand what live plays are there is a particular stream of upset because the kid who gets his tongue stuck is played by a black actor in the play
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Dec 9, 2017 17:11
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:i can't find the ad again but holy gently caress if you get the fb ad for a christmas story live prepared to be blasted with racism and people who don't understand what live plays are I didn't know being white was an essential prerequisite to being stupid enough to tongue a flagpole in the middle of winter. actually no I take that back, that makes perfect sense.
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To be fair, knowing that character was white was a big part of my childhood.
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I mean, yeah, it's unlikely that the character would have had a black classmate in an era of segregated schools but it's more unlikely that people would burst into loving song every ten minutes so  I think one of the reasons opera was way out front in color-blind casting was that the whole art form is so artificial it would be silly to expect "realism" of any kind.
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AlbieQuirky posted:I mean, yeah, it's unlikely that the character would have had a black classmate in an era of segregated schools but it's more unlikely that people would burst into loving song every ten minutes so it's funny you say that 
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AlbieQuirky posted:I mean, yeah, it's unlikely that the character would have had a black classmate in an era of segregated schools but it's more unlikely that people would burst into loving song every ten minutes so Yeah, basically. There's no suspension of disbelief in opera, and no one really tries for it. It's all about the spectacle and having singers with names big enough to justify the ticket price.
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Olive! posted:Let's see what Reddit thinks... This loving narrative guys. "SJW's bully porn star to death because she won't gently caress gay dudes." It's just such a desperate attempt to continue to make "SJW's" the "bad guys." Like, if I repeatedly call someone racist for saying n***** all the time and they kill themselves, I'm suddenly a bullying SJW who just made someone commit suicide?
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AlbieQuirky posted:I mean, yeah, it's unlikely that the character would have had a black classmate in an era of segregated schools but it's more unlikely that people would burst into loving song every ten minutes so It's set in Indiana, which forbade segregation. Also I'm not sure if it's supposed to be before after Brown vs. Board of Education.
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Dec 9, 2017 18:51
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Regarde Aduck posted:I think it's more that you're trying to act like a 9 inch dick is average so we'll all deduce that you also have a giant donger. Only that's not how this works. We just think you're an idiot. The person is a she. Though I gotta wonder what particular sample size has her consider 9" unremarkable.
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Dec 9, 2017 18:57
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Oh sorry to burts in like this but has anyone ITT seen the monster condom I seem to have misplaced?
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Dec 9, 2017 19:17
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9 inches seems kind of small to consider it an average My dick is so big it doesn't even fit inside women I'm a virgin
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Dec 9, 2017 19:21
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Jerry Cotton posted:Oh sorry to burts in like this but has anyone ITT seen the monster condom I seem to have misplaced? it's in the dumbwaiter
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Dec 9, 2017 19:30
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Henchman of Santa posted:It's set in Indiana, which forbade segregation. Also I'm not sure if it's supposed to be before after Brown vs. Board of Education. p sure a christmas story takes place in 1940 and indiana didn't repeal its segregation law until 1949
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Dec 9, 2017 19:31
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Jerry Cotton posted:Oh sorry to burts in like this but has anyone ITT seen the monster condom I seem to have misplaced? Oh, is that yours? I thought it was a 1/24 scale model of one of my condoms. Seriously, please help. I lose consciousness everytime I get an erection.
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Sunswipe posted:Oh, is that yours? I thought it was a 1/24 scale model of one of my condoms. Ask the doctor to transplant your head in place of your bell-end. HTH  
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:p sure a christmas story takes place in 1940 and indiana didn't repeal its segregation law until 1949 I always thought it was the 50s but IMDb tells me otherwise
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Dec 9, 2017 19:37
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All I'm getting out of this thread now is 9" dead mouse defence.
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Dec 9, 2017 19:44
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Jerry Cotton posted:Ask the doctor to transplant your head in place of your bell-end. HTH What if... what if I'M the penis, and what I think is my penis is the real me? What if we're all penises? We're living in the shared hallucination of a billion sleeping penises! Suddenly, the world makes sense.
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Sunswipe posted:What if... what if I'M the penis, and what I think is my penis is the real me? What if we're all penises? We're living in the shared hallucination of a billion sleeping penises! Suddenly, the world makes sense. Ah you're getting an erection again?
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Sunswipe posted:What if... what if I'M the penis, and what I think is my penis is the real me? What if we're all penises? We're living in the shared hallucination of a billion sleeping penises! Suddenly, the world makes sense. What even is a penis, really? ...no, really, someone help me. I don't know what a penis is.
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Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:What even is a penis, really? PM sent. e: Since you don't have PMs, I sent it to someone else.
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Jerry Cotton posted:PM sent. Nobody wants to see the 9" of dicktionary definition. Try to keep your answers a little more flaccid.
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My penis looks like someone put a skittle down the front of a wetsuit, so yeah p good imo. For a condom I just wrap my stomach with cling film like a weight lifting belt.
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EmmyOk posted:My penis looks like someone put a skittle down the front of a wetsuit, so yeah p good imo. https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/benis-egstension/ddkhjhaoikoegpniokijjiinbdcjkkeo?hl=en-GB
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This thread has been possessed by the Spirit of Locker Room Talk Past.
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EmmyOk posted:My penis looks like someone put a skittle down the front of a wetsuit, so yeah p good imo. Mr. Orbison? You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this.
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