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ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Roosevelt posted:

amethyst post bad

welp,

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Holy poo poo

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Thought Amethyst hadn't posted in a while, been busy



jerking off. this woman has invented jerking off.

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

i hate my occipital lobe

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

creationist believer posted:

i hate my occipital lobe

its not your fault, god made you that way

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

cool startup feel posted:

its not your fault, god made you that way

why did He have to make me good at useless tasks like recognizing human faces and bad at important tasks like objectively looking at lines and shapes

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

creationist believer posted:

why did He have to make me good at useless tasks like recognizing human faces and bad at important tasks like objectively looking at lines and shapes
u/n post combo

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdL97QffczY

when the piss is strong

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

https://twitter.com/Fr1sbee/status/939009345315995648

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

cool. post ur mind breakingest optical illusions itt please, i want to see some more

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

C.H.O.M.E posted:

jerking off. this woman has invented jerking off.

Really? Thank god she didn't patent it or something.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

imagine the adverts

you wouldn't download a wank

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

imagine the adverts

you wouldn't download a wank

Don't copy, stay floppy.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Don't copy, stay floppy.

if you want to get hard, insert a card

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Roosevelt posted:

if you want to get hard, insert a card

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


https://politics.theonion.com/panicked-donald-trump-jr-tries-to-cover-up-contact-wit-1821133627

Panicked Donald Trump Jr. Tries To Cover Up Contact With WikiLeaks By Deleting Firefox Icon From Desktop

quote:

NEW YORK—Growing increasingly worried as news reports indicated that he communicated with the whistleblower
organization during his father’s presidential campaign, a panicked Donald Trump Jr. reportedly tried to cover up his contact
with WikiLeaks Friday by frantically deleting the Mozilla Firefox icon from his desktop. “Oh poo poo, oh poo poo, oh poo poo, I gotta
make sure they never, ever track me down,” said Trump, who dragged and dropped the Firefox icon on his home screen to
the computer’s recycling bin and then proceeded to turn off his Wi-Fi, close the laptop without powering down, insert the
device into a gel sleeve, and hide it under his bed for “maximum protection.” “I hafta be super careful. These feds are
breathing down my neck, so I’m gonna go off the grid for a little bit.” At press time, Trump, who deemed the situation an
“unexpected emergency,” retrieved the laptop, restored the icon, and used the browser to order food delivery before deleting
it again and carefully concealing the computer under a blanket.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

creationist believer posted:

useless tasks like recognizing human faces


big scary monsters posted:

cool. post ur mind breakingest optical illusions itt please, i want to see some more



https://i.imgur.com/4IWNPUz.mp4

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002



yeah, the battle angel alita movie looks weird.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


wargames
Mar 16, 2008

official yospos cat censor

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Goodbye, my hentai nerds :wave:

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

big scary monsters posted:

cool. post ur mind breakingest optical illusions itt please, i want to see some more

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

big scary monsters posted:

cool. post ur mind breakingest optical illusions itt please, i want to see some more




Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003


O R G A N G E

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxWwEPeUuAg

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


she's not wrong

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


What? I disagree! Someone get the boys down at the lab on this immediately!

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

imagine the adverts

you wouldn't download a wank

https://metafetish.github.io/buttplug/#the-buttplug-sex-toy-control-standard

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


Didn't expect it to go all Kai's power goo on me.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/JensenClan88/status/939652001561944064

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/939654366914527233

https://twitter.com/lolztbx/status/939655324591632384

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


lol he looks like he's been hitting the smudge tool pretty hard

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Roosevelt posted:

amethyst post bad

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

this dude's aspect ratio's a real piece of work

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Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer

akadajet posted:

lol he looks like he's been hitting the smudge tool synthol pretty hard

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