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Got a fancy name and it's spraying your pooper? That'll make you gay twice as fast.
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We live in a world where Dude Wipes exist, there's no excuse for not wiping your butt even if you're a tox masc type
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Dec 9, 2017 15:54
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Yeah, that girl a few pages back with the rancid puss was definitely suffering from toxic masculinity.
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Dec 9, 2017 16:33
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blarzgh posted:Yeah, that girl a few pages back with the rancid puss was definitely suffering from toxic masculinity. I mean thats what we call getting pregnant round here.
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Dec 9, 2017 16:34
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Olanphonia posted:Get poo poo husband a bidet. It'll clean him real nicely. alternatively, chase him with a garden hose.
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Dec 9, 2017 16:48
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Me [22 F] with my new boyfriend [24 M] 1 month, he uses a new toothbrush every time?quote:I really like this guy, and my friends like him, and I get along with all his friends, but there's one problem. I stay over a lot of night but this morning was the first time I saw him brush his teeth, that's not to say he does it rarely, I just wasn't in the bathroom with him when he brushed before. The award for biggest overreaction goes to...
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La Brea Carpet posted:Me [22 F] with my new boyfriend [24 M] 1 month, he uses a new toothbrush every time? Shes absolutely overreacting but nonetheless that whole post is weird as gently caress
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Dec 9, 2017 17:21
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Don't tell me you filthy people use tubes of toothpaste and a toothbrush more than once? DISGUSTING
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Dec 9, 2017 17:26
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La Brea Carpet posted:I (25f) am not the Manic Pixie Geek Girl my boyfriend (27m) wants. How can I get it through to him? 3 years together. How can you be with someone for three christing years and not know what they do or don't like? Both of them are probably awful at communication. He's being a weird dick but she's not bothering to let him know she's not into that poo poo. Like I doubt he's assuming because she has weird hair and cool glasses that she's deep into the same things he is, he's probably assuming it because she apparently just hasn't bothered to tell him which is insane at a 3 year point in a relationship
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Dec 9, 2017 17:35
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precision posted:How can you be with someone for three christing years and not know what they do or don't like? Both of them are probably awful at communication. He's being a weird dick but she's not bothering to let him know she's not into that poo poo. Like I doubt he's assuming because she has weird hair and cool glasses that she's deep into the same things he is, he's probably assuming it because she apparently just hasn't bothered to tell him which is insane at a 3 year point in a relationship There are still people who think Beast Wars is Randian. I mean people can go a long time being stupid. Their whole lives, often.
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Dec 9, 2017 17:50
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precision posted:How can you be with someone for three christing years and not know what they do or don't like? Both of them are probably awful at communication. He's being a weird dick but she's not bothering to let him know she's not into that poo poo. Like I doubt he's assuming because she has weird hair and cool glasses that she's deep into the same things he is, he's probably assuming it because she apparently just hasn't bothered to tell him which is insane at a 3 year point in a relationship quote:I told him that later, in private, and he just smiled and nodded and said "Just you wait, you'll love it!"
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Dec 9, 2017 17:54
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LadyPictureShow posted:Back to back posts because this gal has found herself in a lovely situation. quote:I’m unsure of how to broach the issue gently. You don't need to. Just  and ghost him. Eventually he will come to understand that he's unlovable and will stop trying, saving everyone a bad relationship.
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Dec 9, 2017 18:00
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buy him adult diapers and just shame him, "oh the baby is poopy again? wash the poopy butt baby or there is no din din"
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datajugend posted:buy him adult diapers and just shame him, "oh the baby is poopy again? wash the poopy butt baby or there is no din din"
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Dec 9, 2017 18:11
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he is already leaving his backfire everywhere, i think he will survive
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Dec 9, 2017 18:12
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My [26F] boyfriend [27M] of two years made a fancy paper snowflake for a stressed coworker [27F] whose department refuses to get into "holiday spirit". Should I be concerned?quote:He told me this as soon as he got home after work. He gets coffee with her once a week and she apparently told him that she was depressed because no one in her department wanted to put up decorations. So he offered to make her a snowflake to cheer her up. Snowflakes are basically the world’s oldest metaphor for loving.
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quote:I asked him if anyone else got one, and he said he sat down with a coworker's kid to make a pikachu snowflake together. Oh great so he’s a kid diddler too
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"I can't bear the thought of my partner putting effort into a friendship with someone else" -- A healthy well adjusted person.
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Dec 9, 2017 18:18
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Maybe he thinks she's whiny and it was meant as a devastating own but everyone is interpreting it as a touching personal gesture, making the one who got owned... himself
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Dec 9, 2017 18:19
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Paper snowflakes AKA the start of the most adorable affair ever
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She's definitely going to bring it up in the worst possible way, causing him to get offended and break up with her and start dating the snowflake coworker. A hilarious self-own.
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Dec 9, 2017 19:07
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Theophany posted:It takes up valuable raiding time. Just lol if you don't set up your colostomy bag before the raid starts.
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Non-romantic] One of my (25m) roommates (25f)/(25m) drunkenly invited a complete stranger into the apartment we live in. How do I talk to her about it, and let her know it's not something I'll let happen again. I've known her for 6 years, and him for 11quote:All three of use were outside smoking cigarettes around midnight and a complete stranger comes over asking for directions. After we tell him how to get to where he needs to go, she (let's call her Lara) invited him in from the cold. Now, mind you, I have to get up to go to work at 530 in the morning. I'm sure the news article after the shooting about this guy will include the phrase "police academy reject"
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La Brea Carpet posted:Non-romantic] One of my (25m) roommates (25f)/(25m) drunkenly invited a complete stranger into the apartment we live in. How do I talk to her about it, and let her know it's not something I'll let happen again. I've known her for 6 years, and him for 11 Mahoneeeeeeeeey!
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Dec 9, 2017 19:50
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I don't think there's a plethora of men unwilling to wipe their asses, someone just keeps posting the same thing.
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new phone who dis posted:I don't think there's a plethora of men unwilling to wipe their asses, someone just keeps posting the same thing. I like to think there is just the one dude but he gets a new girlfriend as soon as the last one dumps(heh) him spreading the myth of the skidmarker far and wide. A Johnny Crappleseed if you will.
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Pick posted:I'm an art collector generally and taxidermy is art. pick what are your Thoughts on the filmmaster and puppetwizard "Jan" "Svankmajer" "?"
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Paying taxes with Bitcoin gainsquote:Hello, Openly asking how to defraud the IRS using a currency that's publically traceable?  Can't see anything wrong there.The post got deleted from /r/legaladvice, and was immediately followed by : Any guides on how to launder bitcoin earnings? (r/Bitcoin)
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Dec 9, 2017 21:50
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Am I wrong to think the couple involved with ms I got pregnant on purpose are stupid but also the biggest saints in the world for trying to make this work?
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LethalGeek posted:Am I wrong to think the couple involved with ms I got pregnant on purpose are stupid but also the biggest saints in the world for trying to make this work? Seems like they got exactly what they want. A kid they can give back when they want their alone time, wife doesn't get stretch marks, got to bang a third.
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Dec 9, 2017 22:12
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They wanted a baby but gf didn’t want to lose her figure so they played the long con.
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Dec 9, 2017 22:13
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My [21/M] girlfriend [27/F] of almost 3 years proposed to me a few weeks ago. I rejected it and our relationship hasn’t been the same ever since.
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [21/M] girlfriend [27/F] of almost 3 years proposed to me a few weeks ago. I rejected it and our relationship hasn’t been the same ever since. I can't imagine why.
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My[21M] fiancee[21F] feels like she has to poop when we argue and I don't know what to do Hey /r/relationships, I have a great relationship with my fiancee who I've been with for 7 years. She's really supportive and we get along very well most of the time. But occasionally, like all couples I guess, we have arguments. Sometimes it's serious and sometimes it's just silly bickering. But about half the time when we're having one of these arguments, my fiancee will say "Stop! You're making me have to poop!" This is really disconcerting. I don't know what it is, but apparently stress makes her have to poop? It feels like kind of a lame way to end the argument too. Like, I can't talk to her for fifteen minutes after she says that because she's in the bathroom. It makes it hard to resolve whatever we're discussing. Have any of you dealt with this, either yourself or in a partner? How did you come to an agreement where the pooper gets to poop and the other party gets closure? tl;dr: My fiancee has to poop whenever we argue and it's causing issues to fester.
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Dec 9, 2017 23:12
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [21/M] girlfriend [27/F] of almost 3 years proposed to me a few weeks ago. I rejected it and our relationship hasn’t been the same ever since. Without context Im going to assume he counteroffered and she was insulted by his low share price valuation for the deal.
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Dec 9, 2017 23:19
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Ah that's the stuff.
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Dec 9, 2017 23:20
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she's a creep and he should run. she swooped in on him when he was 18 and she was 25
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Me [24F] at my company's holiday party - got drunk and embarrassed myself with my engaged coworker [27M]quote:I've been at this company since March and before that, I worked a retail job, so this was the first company holiday party I've been to. In retrospect, I did a lot wrong and I embarrassed myself. You are now that girl. Update your resume.
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Dec 9, 2017 23:50
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I realize you're 24, and have only been able to legally drink for 3 years, but that's 3 years longer than you needed to understand that getting lovely out-of-control drunk at a work event is not a good idea.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Me [24F] at my company's holiday party - got drunk and embarrassed myself with my engaged coworker [27M] the wishfullest of thinking.
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