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Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.

It's like the ED-209 in Robocop, but passive-aggressive and in a mailroom.

EDIT: Twice in a row? Someone else will have to pay the catte taxxe this time, I'm claiming existing credit.

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Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Typical. Now that he’s a member of a certain group, he’s suddenly worried about how they’re treated.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/LnO_Rebel/status/938838385904570370
https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/939165454601539585
https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/939467349157085185
https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/939468888366043136
https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/939533270185803776

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/939520925824929792
https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/939521538507853829
https://twitter.com/Ram_bUz/status/939527770723495936
https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/939530036742381568

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Thoatse posted:

What's funny is that you genuinely believe you're the smarter one in this scenario.

Quite sad really.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Sarsapariller posted:

I took some screenshots from my adventures today. Let's see if posting them here gets my account blocked!

Here I am looking super cool in my kickin-rad new trenchcoat and safety hat.


Here I am at the bar in Levski, now in my spacesuit but still wearing my safety hat. I don't know why it looks like I just smelled some dog poo poo.


smell the glovefidelity

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

Solarin posted:

smell the glovefidelity

But how many jackets are they wearing?

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Sarsapariller posted:

I took some screenshots from my adventures today. Let's see if posting them here gets my account blocked!

Here I am looking super cool in my kickin-rad new trenchcoat and safety hat.


Here I am at the bar in Levski, now in my spacesuit but still wearing my safety hat. I don't know why it looks like I just smelled some dog poo poo.


I don't even think Miles Eggheart would wear that coat jesus christ look at that loving thing. 2003 called and wants its textures back

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Loxbourne posted:

It's like the ED-209 in Robocop, but passive-aggressive and in a mailroom.

EDIT: Twice in a row? Someone else will have to pay the catte taxxe this time, I'm claiming existing credit.

perfect chance to continue my targeted doxxing campaign of fuctfino's cat and his badass little cat guard tower

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

One hundred seventy million dollars, folks.

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

Solarin posted:

perfect chance to continue my targeted doxxing campaign of fuctfino's cat and his badass little cat guard tower



That catte is looking at you.
You will die shortly.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
https://i.imgur.com/5wWaP9K.gifv

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Lladre posted:

One hundred seventy million dollars, folks.

They spent more money on GTA V and didn't even get into space.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0DtS9cGNec

:psyduck:

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.

Loxbourne posted:

I've commented in the past that every time CIG had a marketing disaster the citizens reacted in a predictable cycle. That cycle is going on around us right now. So let's get out our finest nature documentary gear, don some thick protective gloves, and take this wonderful opportunity to study firsthand the Five Stages of a CIG Marketing Fuckup.

Pantsbird
Nov 12, 2017

by Lowtax



For people in the future reading this, the player placed the box on the NPC, and the box plunged the NPC down through the floor.

Oh man, I wonder if you can do this to other commandos...

Pantsbird fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Dec 9, 2017

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

Amazing

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Sarsapariller posted:

I took some screenshots from my adventures today. Let's see if posting them here gets my account blocked!

Here I am looking super cool in my kickin-rad new trenchcoat and safety hat.


Here I am at the bar in Levski, now in my spacesuit but still wearing my safety hat. I don't know why it looks like I just smelled some dog poo poo.

i'm the regular-rear end forklift in the year 3000 where artificial gravity is a thing

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard




Saladin Rising
Nov 12, 2016

When there is no real hope we must
mint our own. If the coin be
counterfeit it may still be passed.

D_Smart posted:

Well, bad news. CIG didn't remove any spinlocks or sleep(1) calls in the latest patch. hence the continued hangs, crashes and performance issues. there are still 600+ spinlocks and 400+ sleep(1) calls still in this patch.

They lied. Shocking, I know.

Using IDA disassembler and Hex-Rays Decompiler, you can see this a clear as day in the current and previous versions.

There is NO fixing bad architecture and design; so I don't expect ANYTHING they do to yield ANY positive results in the short term. There will be crashes, hangs, and even worse performance issues if they ever survive (they won't) long enough to progress beyond 3 barren moons.
They had the solution gifted to them, and then they didn't do it, and then lied and said they did it.

That is on a whole other level of complete and utter stupidity.:psyboom:

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

MilesK posted:

It's still ongoing. With 1,752 referral points, JFeezy only needs another 1,190 points. So another 2 years or so and he'll win his FREE ticket to citcon 2017!

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/referral-contest

Thanks. I see the competition is over ("runs through August 8th, 2017"). And they didn't care to announce a winner or post a not-achieved message. And the Citizens don't care either since their memory of SC doesn't go farther back than the most recent AtV.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/dawnofevil/status/939566813528064002
https://twitter.com/dawnofevil/status/939570044002062337

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire
AdzAdama remembers AMD though.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Foo Diddley posted:

You can already do head tracking with just a webcam, but I hear it kind of sucks compared to TrackIR. If you think CIG can do any better, then you're probably going to be disappointed

You’re forgetting a very important item here. The guys who tried before didn’t have Chris Roberts behind them saying “well it’s just because nobody tried it before because everybody said it’s impossible”.

TrackIR better watch out, because they are about to get put out of business by the CIG juggernaut of technological wonders.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

biglads posted:

Implementing VR will be a cinch in Star Citizen. Even now Roberts is using his skills to tweak AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS to get it done.

This guy gets it. He understands what Chris Roberts means as far as a game changer.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Foo Diddley posted:

Turns out all the problems in 3.0 were due to a misconfigured HIMEM.SYS

Not running MOUSE.COM frees up a ton of memory and nobody uses mice except that stupid Windows 3.1 crap and Geos but that’s a fad that will never really catch on.

(I miss your old Avatar it was cute)

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help
Just create a RAMDISK and dump the installation folder there. It just works.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Ponzi posted:

Isn't 'Financial Controller' the job title in those spam emails that money launderers send when they want to recruit new mules?

To be suitable for this position you must:

Have a UK bank account with online banking.
Be confident using a computer, particularly email.
Be able to work from home for 2-3 hours per day.

The successful candidate will typically earn, through commission, £10-20k per month.

Experience:
Previously working with a Nigerian Prince to help them reconstitute their immense riches is a plus.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
https://clips.twitch.tv/AffluentGentleOstrichPMSTwin

:laugh:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/listening2day/status/939544470885765121
https://twitter.com/EremiticWolf/status/939548788183785475
https://twitter.com/DavidAELevy/status/939583293942460416

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

AbstractNapper posted:

Just create a RAMDISK and dump the installation folder there. It just works.

If you need more space, run Stacker on that junk. Let me tell you my 32 MB hard disk drive was with mad space. I hooked up my Jazz drive and could back up anything.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Combat Theory posted:

You know how people say hundreds or thousands of $$$ forstar citizen was worth it for the meeting all the people on the way

I think the only general Star citizen community worth participating is this one

And
I got my $$$ back before I even got here...

Please buy more ships citizens

I’m glad to have you around, friend. :glomp:

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
lol at somebody gifting me a month sub on Lando's channel

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

It’s a one way trip. I hope he brought a lot of those little hand warmers and a good life jacket. :sureboat:

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



The Titanic posted:

If you need more space, run Stacker on that junk. Let me tell you my 32 MB hard disk drive was with mad space. I hooked up my Jazz drive and could back up anything.

*click click click*

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Sarsapariller posted:

I took some screenshots from my adventures today. Let's see if posting them here gets my account blocked!

Here I am looking super cool in my kickin-rad new trenchcoat and safety hat.


Here I am at the bar in Levski, now in my spacesuit but still wearing my safety hat. I don't know why it looks like I just smelled some dog poo poo.


I like the 1990’s grade forklift in the background. :)

It really makes it feel like the distant future space game. Maybe they’re aiming for that Cracker Barrel appeal with all the old stuff on the walls? Except it’s just forklifts blocking walkways to tables and stuff.

Otherwise it looks ok! Quite fidelity! But if you told me “it’s a space game” I’d really not know. You could literally say it’s a game set in a present day mine shaft or factory and it’d also look totally logical and right.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

The Titanic posted:

If you need more space, run Stacker on that junk. Let me tell you my 32 MB hard disk drive was with mad space. I hooked up my Jazz drive and could back up anything.

Including your dreams and all the deck chairs.

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

his nibs posted:

lol at somebody gifting me a month sub on Lando's channel

Guess we know who at CIG reads this thread.

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Pantsbird
Nov 12, 2017

by Lowtax

The Titanic posted:

(I miss your old Avatar it was cute)

:same:



http://astrokat.tibbletop.com/

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