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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

EmmyOk posted:

oh gently caress duh it's short for Fist Pumping

e: but I don't get what that has to do with the my little pony lets plays?

People get real excited about LPs

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slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
I see that a regular poster from the Star Citizen area of the forums has been sentenced to 45 years imprisonment for exactly the reasons you would expect of a Star Trek fan. Has that been discussed here?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



slinkimalinki posted:

I see that a regular poster from the Star Citizen area of the forums has been sentenced to 45 years imprisonment for exactly the reasons you would expect of a Star Trek fan. Has that been discussed here?

I was going to say yes, but now I think about it it was in the schadenfreude thread.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

slinkimalinki posted:

I see that a regular poster from the Star Citizen area of the forums has been sentenced to 45 years imprisonment for exactly the reasons you would expect of a Star Trek fan. Has that been discussed here?

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Absurd Alhazred posted:

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747078&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1410#post479160549

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

He's going to teach the other prisoners about respecting women btw he's a concept artist fyi and a profesh one. this is a bad time for him too!

E: for clarity these are all real things he said during the trial. It's loving mental

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Which goon is he? It doesn't say.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Fuzzy modem

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

EmmyOk posted:

Fuzzy modem

:doh: I read that as "fuzzy modern", and couldn't find that.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

EmmyOk posted:

He's going to teach the other prisoners about respecting women btw he's a concept artist fyi and a profesh one. this is a bad time for him too!

E: for clarity these are all real things he said during the trial. It's loving mental

quote:

“I don’t know if you’ve had a chance to review my demo reel or my resume, but I am an internationally award winning concept artist,” Weixelman said, adding he felt he could help prisoners learn to treat women with more respect.
“Far too often, both science fiction and fantasy objectify women. It’s something, actually, that nerds and prison inmates have in common. I feel like I have a unique ability to bring the concept of gender equality into the way they think about the future,” Weixelman said.


On a sad note Darkpriest's wife took her own life after Twitter bullying.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5083571/august-ames-dead-at-23-porn-starlet-passes-away-her-husband-confirms/

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That is really sad, and dude is batting 2/2 on significant others suicides. I can't even imagine how hard that is for him.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



I'm happy an unfrozen caveman was able to find employment as a mod on this site, at least I assume that's how you've managed to miss almost every event, meme, story, and slang term on the forums and the larger internet in the past 5-10 years.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I think he's Canadian. That's basically like living in 1992 at this point.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think he's Canadian. That's basically like living in 1992 at this point.

Canada froze over in the 80s and only recently defrosted thanks to climate change

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Freeze it back up, I'm sick of the damned Leafs already.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
dont zip canada back up yet, i still need to try some of those gravy fries or whatever

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



canada is a norway imo

pretty pretty good

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Pham Nuwen posted:

I'm happy an unfrozen caveman was able to find employment as a mod on this site, at least I assume that's how you've managed to miss almost every event, meme, story, and slang term on the forums and the larger internet in the past 5-10 years.

I'm not a mod :buddy:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Solice Kirsk posted:

Freeze it back up, I'm sick of the damned Leafs already.

gently caress that, all my beer cans froze and exploded and I'm never gonna let that happen again

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



funmanguy posted:

dont zip canada back up yet, i still need to try some of those gravy fries or whatever

I had poutine with red chili gravy and duck meat last night here in Albuquerque and it was better than the poutine I had in Canada, we can probably throw it back in the deep freeze at this point.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
The one and only time I've ever had poutine was at a hockey game, which may as well have been where the canadian consulate is also located.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Poutine is one of those things that less than the sum of it's parts. Cheese curds are good. Brown gravy is good. French fries are good. Slam them all together and it just tastes like a mess. Fantastic drunk food, don't get me wrong. Drunk food is best when its a slammed together mess of delicious things. But on it's own...I'd honestly rather have chili fries.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Absurd Alhazred posted:

:doh: I read that as "fuzzy modern", and couldn't find that.

Listen, I'm sending this to you in a PM because I'm not exactly proud of it, so please don't tell anyone else. You are not alone.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Solice Kirsk posted:

Poutine is one of those things that less than the sum of it's parts. Cheese curds are good. Brown gravy is good. French fries are good. Slam them all together and it just tastes like a mess. Fantastic drunk food, don't get me wrong. Drunk food is best when its a slammed together mess of delicious things. But on it's own...I'd honestly rather have chili fries.

You either had bad poutine or you just have bad taste

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

It's 2017. If a particular type of food has not already spread across the globe, it's not good food.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jerry Cotton posted:

It's 2017. If a particular type of food has not already spread across the globe, it's not good food.

thats a sad way of looking at food

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Solice Kirsk posted:

Poutine is one of those things that less than the sum of it's parts. Cheese curds are good. Brown gravy is good. French fries are good. Slam them all together and it just tastes like a mess. Fantastic drunk food, don't get me wrong. Drunk food is best when its a slammed together mess of delicious things. But on it's own...I'd honestly rather have chili fries.

Agreed. The kind of food that really only tastes good after your taste buds have been concussed by all the alcohol consumed earlier.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Jerry Cotton posted:

It's 2017. If a particular type of food has not already spread across the globe, it's not good food.

I'm sorry it's not a shark marinated in it's own piss or reindeer marinated in shark piss.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



sharks marinated in reindeer piss is pretty good, havent tried the others

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Listen, I'm sending this to you in a PM because I'm not exactly proud of it, so please don't tell anyone else. You are not alone.

:wrong: I know this is not a PM because (a) I'm getting it, while my actual inbox is blocked up and (b) you don't have plat. :smaug:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i think to be honest the only food i will refuse to eat is that french bird where its something like it gets drowned in cognac or honey and you eat it whole feathers & bones and all, and all the while youre supposed to hide your shame from god with a blanket over your face

thats not my jam

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Powaqoatse posted:

sharks marinated in reindeer piss is pretty good, havent tried the others

I'm spanish, we just drink it straight from the tap like god intended.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Uhh I mean it's good this guy is in jail but why would the mother not get a charge for essentially just giving her daughter to some guy? They don't specify any sort of relationship and she already knew he was awful

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



I never thought I could ever say this unironically but anyone who can, while pleading guilty to molesting a child, also say "I'm a feminist who wants to try and teach people how to respect women PS: check my sick demo reel" might actually be the worst person to have ever lived.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Aesop Poprock posted:

Uhh I mean it's good this guy is in jail but why would the mother not get a charge for essentially just giving her daughter to some guy? They don't specify any sort of relationship and she already knew he was awful
I'm guessing they're related in some way that the paper can't specify without identifying the girl, which would make it more normal than just "I sent my kid to a rando from the phone book"?

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

cock hero flux posted:

I never thought I could ever say this unironically but anyone who can, while pleading guilty to molesting a child, also say "I'm a feminist who wants to try and teach people how to respect women PS: check my sick demo reel" might actually be the worst person to have ever lived.

It wasn't too long ago that a rapist almost got off scott free because he was a real good swimmer. Recently a hockey player in Canada got off on his domestic abuse charges because he was about to go to university on a sports scholarship. If you think you've got the nerdiest judge ever, why not try and throw out your sweet portfolio, maybe he'll let you go free.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

cock hero flux posted:

I never thought I could ever say this unironically but anyone who can, while pleading guilty to molesting a child, also say "I'm a feminist who wants to try and teach people how to respect women PS: check my sick demo reel" might actually be the worst person to have ever lived.

If it's not the perfect punchline to the recent trend of outspoken male feminists turning out to be sex predators I'm afraid to see what is.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



"You stand accused of the rape and murder of 10 women. How do you plead?"

"Guilty, and I'd just like to say that I really respected those women, and I hope to help my fellow inmates learn to accept feminist ideals. Buy my mixtape."

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

cock hero flux posted:

"You stand accused of the rape and murder of 10 women. How do you plead?"

"Guilty, and I'd just like to say that I really respected those women, and I hope to help my fellow inmates learn to accept feminist ideals. Buy my mixtape."

"I believe that the snuff film I made of these murders I committed has high artistic merit, treat the victims with utmost respect, and that my fellow inmates will learn a lot about cinematography if I can show it to them."

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



"While it's true that I shot 15 people over a 15 day period, I want to clearly express that I am not a fan of murderers."

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