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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.



MadMan! I thought you loved meeeeee~

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Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

"I've grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids."
"The kind that help Russia's our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence?"
"The very same!"

IMJack, please. All our Founding Fathers, astronauts and World Series heroes have been either drunk or on cocaine.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

IMJack, please. All our Founding Fathers, astronauts and World Series heroes have been either drunk or on cocaine.

The fans are weary of fights that are over before they have an opportunity to even get drunk.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

IMJack posted:

The fans are weary of fights that are over before they have an opportunity to even get drunk.

What are YOU lookin at?!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

BigDave posted:

What are YOU lookin at?!

What are you lookin' at.

The innocent words, of a drunken goon.

Well I'll tell you what we're lookin' at, young goon! A thread gone mad!

A thread whose very conscience was washed away in a tide of misquotes and bad shitposts.

But what's the solution? Are we so bereft of ideas that we must revive the antiquated notion of probations?

DrBouvenstein says yes.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

DrBouvenstein posted:

What are you lookin' at.

The innocent words, of a drunken goon.

Well I'll tell you what we're lookin' at, young goon! A thread gone mad!

A thread whose very conscience was washed away in a tide of misquotes and bad shitposts.

But what's the solution? Are we so bereft of ideas that we must revive the antiquated notion of probations?

DrBouvenstein says yes.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

DrBouvenstein posted:

What are you lookin' at.

The innocent words, of a drunken goon.

Well I'll tell you what we're lookin' at, young goon! A thread gone mad!

A thread whose very conscience was washed away in a tide of misquotes and bad shitposts.

But what's the solution? Are we so bereft of ideas that we must revive the antiquated notion of probations?

DrBouvenstein says yes.

Hordes of panicky goons seem to be evacuating the thread for some unknown reason.

DrBouvenstein, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our quoters to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

TMMadman posted:

Hordes of panicky goons seem to be evacuating the thread for some unknown reason.

DrBouvenstein, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our quoters to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

With the bridge gone and the airport unfortunately on the other side of the bridge, a number of citizens are attempting to jump the gorge with their cars. It's a silent testament to the never give up and never think things out spirit of our citizens.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

DrBouvenstein posted:

What are you lookin' at.

The innocent words, of a drunken goon.

Well I'll tell you what we're lookin' at, young goon! A thread gone mad!

A thread whose very conscience was washed away in a tide of misquotes and bad shitposts.

But what's the solution? Are we so bereft of ideas that we must revive the antiquated notion of probations?

DrBouvenstein says yes.

Probation. Pfft! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work. I predict this is the last we'll be hearing about probation!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

Hordes of panicky goons seem to be evacuating the thread for some unknown reason.

DrBouvenstein, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our quoters to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

*sigh*

I'm not gonna lie to you, TMMadman...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Probation. Pfft! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work. I predict this is the last we'll be hearing about probation!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

TMMadman posted:

Hordes of panicky goons seem to be evacuating the thread for some unknown reason.

DrBouvenstein, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our quoters to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

In your face Space Coyote!

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Yes, we have no bananas...


:negative:

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


After The War posted:

Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Yes, we have no bananas...


:negative:

We're talking softball
From Maine to San Diego
We're talking softball
Mattingly and Canseco

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BigDave posted:

In your face Space Coyote!

Hey! Dogs can't talk!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Hey! Dogs can't talk!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

That dog can sell anything... :allears:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

BigDave posted:

That dog can sell anything... :allears:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

BigDave posted:

That dog can sell anything... :allears:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

BigDave posted:

That dog can sell anything... :allears:




This gif is 6.9 seconds long. :pervert:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:




This gif is 6.9 seconds long. :pervert:



wow brown

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:




This gif is 6.9 seconds long. :pervert:

It looks he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite make it. :confused:

Come on, boy, you can do it!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

After The War posted:

It looks he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite make it. :confused:

Come on, boy, you can do it!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
https://youtu.be/yF2xQiwhGaY

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:




This gif is 6.9 seconds long. :pervert:

Filthy...but genuinely arousing. :corsair:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Do over Ham posted:

Filthy...but genuinely arousing. :corsair:

Arrh, it's kind of you to deliver these filthy GIFs. They'll keep my goons from resorting to homosexuality... for about ten minutes!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

After The War posted:

Arrh, it's kind of you to deliver these filthy GIFs. They'll keep my goons from resorting to homosexuality... for about ten minutes!


oh shudder!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:




This gif is 6.9 seconds long. :pervert:

"Squalid hellhole"!?
"Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion"?
"Dogs mating in animated gif"!?!?



Because of the "improper overhand fashion" crack I've been hanging my TP underhand my entire adult life

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

After The War posted:

Arrh, it's kind of you to deliver these filthy GIFs. They'll keep my goons from resorting to homosexuality... for about ten minutes!

Look who's talking! :lol:

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

IMJack posted:

Because of the "improper overhand fashion" crack I've been hanging my TP underhand my entire adult life

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

"Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion"?

Because of the "improper overhand fashion" crack I've been hanging my TP underhand my entire adult life

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Smart, beautiful and a shitposter.

So much better than that Jerusalem, plain and tall.

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