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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Maggie Beer no!

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:13

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# ? May 26, 2024 17:53

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Aristos?

Boyardee.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:13

Sparticle: Oct 7, 2012

tithin posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/940057446566977539

gently caress, do I have to stop watching Huey's Cooking Adventures?

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:14

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Synthbuttrange posted:

apparently not realizing/knowing/caring that video was provided

He�s also said the same thing about the queer communities reports of self harm during the plebiscite courtesy of the megaphone Fairfax decided to give him in today�s papers

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:15

PaletteSwappedNinja: Jun 3, 2008; One Nation, Under God.

Consuming Passions dude, noooo

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:16

Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010; I have some notes.

Sparticle posted:

gently caress, do I have to stop watching Huey's Cooking Adventures?

Listen to your heart disease

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:16

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Geoff Jansz?

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:18

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

Gabrielle Gate

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Consuming Passions dude, noooo

Holy poo poo I had forgotten about that dude.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:25

Box of Bunnies: Apr 3, 2012; by Pragmatica

That Master Chef dude that was punching on with people at the soccer

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:27

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Martin Yan.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:27

Urcher: Jun 16, 2006

Peter Russell-Clarke :ohdear:

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:30

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

The fact that many chefs are gross scumbags should come as a surprise to nobody who has worked for any length of time in hospitality.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:35

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Deffo noted criminal George calombaris imo

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:36

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

You Am I posted:

Gabrielle Gate

Please not these guys. Gat� used to live down the street from me and I would ride my bike past and yell "HELLO GABRIEL" and he would wave and say "HELLO YOUNG MAN".

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:36

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

if it's Miguel I will neck myself

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:37

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

The tweet was made by an American. So probably not an Australian chef.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:38

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Tokamak posted:

The tweet was made by an American. So probably not an Australian chef.

Ah I assumed it was an Australian tweet. Probably Fieri then.

e: no joke though it's Gordon Ramsay.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:39

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

JBP posted:

Ah I assumed it was an Australian tweet. Probably Fieri then.

e: no joke though it's Gordon Ramsay.

poo poo, Julia Child's career is over now

realtalk: my bet is Anthony Bourdain for some reason

Solemn Sloth posted:

Deffo noted criminal George calombaris imo

that was my first instinct tbh.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:46

Putrid Dog: Feb 13, 2012; "God, I wish I was dead!"

The Before Times posted:

poo poo, Julia Child's career is over now

She's been dead for over 13 years so I think that's the least of her worries.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:48

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

MythLisp posted:

She's been dead for over 13 years so I think that's the least of her worries.

also, we're forgetting Jamie Oliver

it's definitely Jamie Oliver

# ? Dec 11, 2017 05:49

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jacques Pepin no!

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:02

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lid posted:

Jacques Pepin no!

https://twitter.com/Bourdain/status/940049540534616064

oh it might be Jacques... that or Eric Ripert or Jose Andreas maybe David Chang

Edit: nevermind its about Josh Homme

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:04

Tom Guycot: Oct 15, 2008; Chief of Governors

Paula Deen.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:05

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Julia Child was a spy in WW2.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:11

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

The Before Times posted:

also, we're forgetting Jamie Oliver

it's definitely Jamie Oliver

Turns out the naked chef was not just a name but rather a reference to an extremely hostile working environment?

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:20

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/Bourdain/status/940049540534616064

oh it might be Jacques... that or Eric Ripert or Jose Andreas maybe David Chang

Edit: nevermind its about Josh Homme

They're making it sound like Homme put a full blooded boot into her skull. He clipped the camera as he swooped by.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:23

Milkfred E. Moore: Aug 27, 2006; 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Box of Bunnies posted:

That Master Chef dude that was punching on with people at the soccer

John-117's had a hard life man

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:26

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

JBP posted:

They're making it sound like Homme put a full blooded boot into her skull. He clipped the camera as he swooped by.

Are you suggesting the photographer should have kept her eyes peeled?

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:35

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

JBP posted:

They're making it sound like Homme put a full blooded boot into her skull. He clipped the camera as he swooped by.

Based on the video it seems pretty intentional.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:36

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE

JBP posted:

They're making it sound like Homme put a full blooded boot into her skull. He clipped the camera as he swooped by.

Watching the video of it he definitely kicks out and for no reason that makes any sense except to intentionally kick something he was looking at. Unless you consider it normal to just randomly stop and kick at things whilst walking along. Saying he just clipped it sounds like a pretty good job of minimising what happened.

http://variety.com/2017/music/news/josh-homme-kicks-female-photographer-in-the-head-at-kroq-acoustic-christmas-exclusive-1202635338/ for video.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:42

Sparticle: Oct 7, 2012

lol at anyone just now realising that Homme is a colossal rear end in a top hat.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:43

Box of Bunnies: Apr 3, 2012; by Pragmatica

Tokamak posted:

The tweet was made by an American. So probably not an Australian chef.

Oh, then as long as it's not Alton Brown I'm alright

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:49

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

iajanus posted:

Watching the video of it he definitely kicks out and for no reason that makes any sense except to intentionally kick something he was looking at. Unless you consider it normal to just randomly stop and kick at things whilst walking along. Saying he just clipped it sounds like a pretty good job of minimising what happened.

http://variety.com/2017/music/news/josh-homme-kicks-female-photographer-in-the-head-at-kroq-acoustic-christmas-exclusive-1202635338/ for video.

I don't normally walk along a stage jacked up on adrenaline in front of a packed auditorium performing rock and roll songs.

Also his foot goes across the camera, clipping it.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:52

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Nigella noooooooo

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:52

Frogfingers: Oct 10, 2012

Sparticle posted:

lol at anyone just now realising that Homme is a colossal rear end in a top hat.

This.

And has anyone found out what Poh did yet?

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:53

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

JBP posted:

I don't normally walk along a stage jacked up on adrenaline in front of a packed auditorium performing rock and roll songs.

Also his foot goes across the camera, clipping it.

He also cut his head open and demanded everyone take off their pants while insulting the other bands on the show.

Dude he was hopped up on drugs and kicked her camera so hard into her face she was in the emergency room stop trying to outright deny video. You can forgive him later but forgiving means admitting he hosed up.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 06:59

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

A camera operator at a rock and roll show got kicked by a performer :ohdear:

# ? Dec 11, 2017 07:00

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

I remember the time Phil Jameson threw a mic stand at my head as a paying customer.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 07:01

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

https://twitter.com/CFMarriage/status/939425481929060352

# ? Dec 11, 2017 07:02

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# ? May 26, 2024 17:53

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

JBP posted:

I remember the time Phil Jameson threw a mic stand at my head as a paying customer.

shame he missed

# ? Dec 11, 2017 07:09

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