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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I wonder if attendance will be even higher if they’re still winless. I imagine people will want to be there. They close out the season at Pittsburgh, so if there was ever a road game filled with Browns fans, that'd be it.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:The Steelers might rest their starters. Not if they're fighting for a bye week.
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MalarkeyToboggan posted:Ban everyone that ever doubted the perfect season.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:The Steelers might rest their starters. It's the Steelers. They're gonna go in for the kill and try to make history happen
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:The Steelers might rest their starters. So? http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874690
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Hockles posted:I don't want the Browns to win again ever. I want to see how many consecutive losses will happen before they move or they contract the team.
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It's a loving crime that the Chargers ruined last year's Perfect Season. We could be looking at 0-32
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:It's a loving crime that the Chargers ruined last year's Perfect Season. We could be looking at 0-32 Probably a good thing, the NFL may have just disbanded the franchise if that happened.
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CyberPingu posted:Probably a good thing, the NFL may have just disbanded the franchise if that happened. They won't do anything unless the FBI comes through with Haslam's RICO indictment.
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Unless my math is wrong, if the Texans lose out and a few other things happen, the Browns could end up with as high as the #1 and #2 overall picks in the draft. -Browns of course can't win more than 1-2 games (no problem there) -Giants (2-11) have to win out to get to 5-11 (win vs. Eagles, Redskins, Cardinals) - not likely to happen. 4-12 might be enough if SOS works out over the Texans. -Colts (3-10) need to win at least two more games, and must beat the Texans week 17. They still have the Broncos, Ravens, and Texans, so this is definitely possible. -49ers (3-10)I believe have to win just one more game to get a worse pick than the Texans' due to SOS (Titans, Jaguars, Rams) - not sure if they can do it, but the Jags and Rams are likely to be resting starters for large portions of the game by the time they play. -Denver (4-9) needs to win one more game to have a higher pick than the Texans. They have the Colts, Redskins, and Chiefs lined up so I don't think they'll do it, but it's possible if the Chiefs are resting starters maybe. Assuming the Texans don't win another game, the Browns will definitely have the #1 and another pick around #5, as high as #2 but not likely. If the Texans somehow win out and get to 7-9 it would be a very Browns situation as the pick could drop into the low teens.
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Bigass Moth posted:Unless my math is wrong, if the Texans lose out and a few other things happen, the Browns could end up with as high as the #1 and #2 overall picks in the draft.
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The Rams need to win out to guarantee the number 3 seed and if they lose this week to Seattle they have to win out to make the playoffs as a wildcard. I don't imagine there's a situation where they would sit starters against the 49ers unless they went up by 3 touchdowns in the 2nd half, but the 49ers are playing better and it's a NFC West divisional game.
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I think the best thing for the Browns is to finish 0-16 so they can get rid of Hue. Kinda feels like that's the only way he's out the door.
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DariusLikewise posted:The Rams need to win out to guarantee the number 3 seed and if they lose this week to Seattle they have to win out to make the playoffs as a wildcard. I don't imagine there's a situation where they would sit starters against the 49ers unless they went up by 3 touchdowns in the 2nd half, but the 49ers are playing better and it's a NFC West divisional game. Well the scenario I laid out is unlikely anyway, considering Houston also has to lose the rest of their games. Regardless of who may be resting starters or not.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:I think the best thing for the Browns is to finish 0-16 so they can get rid of Hue. Kinda feels like that's the only way he's out the door.
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Bigass Moth posted:Well the scenario I laid out is unlikely anyway, considering Houston also has to lose the rest of their games. Texans' remaining schedule: Jags Steelers Colts This definitely isn't impossible. Even if you want to say "but the Colts", 1) they already played them 2) they already lost to them
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They could lose out but it's impossible to say. Since it affects Browns draft picks I will go ahead and assume they will win each remaining game by 50 points.
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piss tape israel posted:Are you calling Haslam a liar Dorsey was outmaneuvered by a coach once before. I bet he doesn't let it happen again.
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You all do realize you all are putting more collective effort than the Brown's coaching staff on this...right?
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:In an unprecedented move, the Browns choose this thread as the next HC. The forums have attempted to sign Josh Gordon to a lifetime contract and have declared they are going OLine with their first 7 picks.
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OxySnake posted:The forums have attempted to sign Josh Gordon to a lifetime contract and have declared they are going OLine with their first 7 picks. Also inexplicably promises to RUN THE DANG BAWWWWL every play despite the Josh Gordon signing.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:In an unprecedented move, the Browns choose this thread as the next HC. "We've tried to reach the new coach for comment but they're busy having a 10 page derail about food preferences."
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:I think the best thing for the Browns is to finish 0-16 so they can get rid of Hue. Kinda feels like that's the only way he's out the door. I'm buying that Cincinnati still respects him as a position coach and would trade to get him back. They might not trade more than a case of field marking paint but it's still better than firing him.
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It would be the ultimate own if the Browns somehow got something in a trade for Hue Jackson after the Bengals fire Marvin Lewis, then manage to fit Marvin Lewis to sit in their front office somewhere.
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I composed a completely scientific poll on my twitter feed last night and asked a simple question: on a neutral field in Wichita, who would win in a hypothetical match-up, the 2008 Detroit Lions or the 2017 Cleveland Browns. And after the votes were tabulated, the 2008 Lions are still the worst team of all time
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iospace posted:Also inexplicably promises to RUN THE DANG BAWWWWL every play despite the Josh Gordon signing. Jet sweeps, reverses, double reverses, those are all runs.
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CannonFodder posted:Jet sweeps, reverses, double reverses, those are all runs. We're paying Josh Gordon so much because we're lining him up at QB for sneaks.
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:I composed a completely scientific poll on my twitter feed last night and asked a simple question: on a neutral field in Wichita, who would win in a hypothetical match-up, the 2008 Detroit Lions or the 2017 Cleveland Browns. And after the votes were tabulated, the 2008 Lions are still the worst team of all time The final score would be 0-2 Browns due to an Orlovsky safety. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZrpEdc0ZQ
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Android Apocalypse posted:The final score would be 0-2 Browns due to an Orlovsky safety. Cody Kessler did the exact thing Orlovsky did
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I really hope that the Winless Season parade just keeps running laps around the stadium until the police make them stop.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I really hope that the Winless Season parade just keeps running laps around the stadium until the police make them stop. Stop the parade or stop the Browns?
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rare Magic card l00k posted:We're paying Josh Gordon so much because we're lining him up at QB for sneaks. Imagine a world where Terrell Pryor is throwing to Josh Gordon.
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Still confused how Pryor got 1000 yards on the Browns but is a total bust with a good QB throwing the ball in Washington.
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XxGirlKisserxX posted:high price free agents do not do well in Washington He was on a 1 year prove it deal.
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Flikken posted:He was on a 1 year prove it deal.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:It's a loving crime that the Chargers ruined last year's Perfect Season. We could be looking at 0-32 At least that game was on a Saturday so we still have the hilarious stat that as of tomorrow the Browns haven't won on a Sunday in two calendar years.
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