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This is also not the thread I thought I posted that in. E: wow what a snipe im such a hot mess rn christmas boots fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Dec 11, 2017 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:This is also not the thread I thought I posted that in.
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Aaaaaaaggh Well at least I’m not these people. Me [22/M] in a tenuous Jizz-related situation with my [21/M] roommate quote:I live in a college house with 11 other people. Around early September a guy who's been one of my best friends for years tells me that he jizzed in an unknown body wash a few days ago. The guy says he felt immediate remorse, it was one of the worst things he's ever done, etc. and swears me to secrecy. I'm disgusted but not upset and don't think much of it.
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Dec 11, 2017 22:13
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Dec 11, 2017 22:15
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fruit on the bottom posted:Me [22/M] in a tenuous Jizz-related situation with my [21/M] roommate The title is just...  Mods please renamed me "a tenuous Jizz-related situation" tia
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Dec 11, 2017 22:18
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That sounds like an auto translated JAV title.
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Dec 11, 2017 22:20
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/r/relationships: a tenuous Jizz-related situation
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Dec 11, 2017 22:23
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If he didn't get rid of the body wash immediately then he deserves what's coming to him. Outrail posted:/r/relationships: a tenuous Jizz-related situation I mean this does describe like 75% of what gets posted in here.
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Dec 11, 2017 22:28
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Labes for days posted:If he didn't get rid of the body wash immediately then he deserves what's coming to him.
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Dec 11, 2017 22:32
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bull loving poo poo. that dude was doing that as a fetish and 100% deserves to be shat on and thrown out of the house. there's no way to accidentally come in a bodywash bottle, you have to prepare that, it's not a convenient cleanup tool/receptacle. if it was a prank, it couldn't be a "random" bottle, ergo, gross power play/fetish.
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Dec 11, 2017 23:26
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fruit on the bottom posted:Aaaaaaaggh Why would you keep this a secret? Why didn't you beat the poo poo out of that dude as soon as he told you?
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Dec 11, 2017 23:32
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:bull loving poo poo. that dude was doing that as a fetish and 100% deserves to be shat on and thrown out of the house. there's no way to accidentally come in a bodywash bottle, you have to prepare that, it's not a convenient cleanup tool/receptacle. if it was a prank, it couldn't be a "random" bottle, ergo, gross power play/fetish. Maybe he has a tiny baby dick and was loving the bottle.
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Dec 12, 2017 00:10
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fruit on the bottom posted:Aaaaaaaggh looks like we got a real jizz wailer here
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Dec 12, 2017 00:27
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WampaLord posted:It seems impossible for me (27 M) to find someone, a woman around my age, who is saving sex for marriage. Am I doomed to die alone if I don't compromise on my spiritual/personal values? This one's laughable because dude could very easily find his devout Christian girlfriend who goes to church every week and wants 7 kids if he loosened up and learned to enjoy relationships, intimacy, and life like an ordinary human being living in 2017, not 1927 when women were still expected to be pure virgins in their wedding suite. But nope, he isn't the problem. It's those drat harlots and their premarital sex and stuff! Man, religious brainwashing really fucks people up. Also Jesus loving Christ, what kind of abstinent (or better said, any) person doesn't masturbate here and there? Dude must be anxious and tense as hell. 
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Dec 12, 2017 00:32
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Brother Entropy posted:looks like we got a real jizz wailer here How dare you besmirch the noble profession of Jizz Wailing
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Also Jesus loving Christ, what kind of abstinent (or better said, any) person doesn't masturbate here and there? Dude must be anxious and tense as hell.
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My PayPal account was hacked, I took it back.quote:Okay, here it goes.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Ah right, I couldn’t remember if they really reduced it that far or if that was just the AnCaps. They kind of blend together for me sometimes. It's not just you or anything subjective on your part. I used to work with a guy who straight up told me he identified as an anarcho-capitalist but typically labeled himself as a libertarian to most people. I'm sure there's plenty of others like him too. "Drunk driving shouldn't be against the law" was a great conversation, although not quite as mind-bogglingly non sequitur as him turning around one day and just out-of-nowhere saying "you know, I don't feel sorry at all for the family of that manager that got killed when someone rammed a plane into that IRS office." Said that IRS workers were evil agents of oppression that deserved to die. I'm not sure if there was a Nazi concentration camp analogy in the mix there, it's been a few years now. Also based on my interactions with him, I feel like another instant litmus test for "is this person a libertarian/ancap?" is to ask them how they feel about Abraham Lincoln. My former co-worker absolutely loathed Lincoln, thought he was a heinous tyrant and the absolute worst president of all time. Honestly he was great fun to talk to at work, especially when it wasn't about politics.
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fruit on the bottom posted:My PayPal account was hacked, I took it back. My 'this is probably illegal and you're gonna get hosed' senses just kicked in.
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Dec 12, 2017 01:12
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Libertarians also all fuckin hate Jimmy Carter. Like its not uncommon to hate him more than FDR. Also if you dont know Austrian economics rejects evidence.
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I'd like to do a shout out to Jeffrey of Yospos or whomever changed the thread title. loving beautiful!
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And now my redemption is complete
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WampaLord posted:It seems impossible for me (27 M) to find someone, a woman around my age, who is saving sex for marriage. Am I doomed to die alone if I don't compromise on my spiritual/personal values? To me this is funny, since the problem lies squarely in the mirror and can't be blamed on religion nor his upbringing. I know several quite eligible young women who are saving themselves for marriage, late 20's and early 30's. All gorgeous, super social, and you would never know just from chatting to them. A few are close friends. Their problem? Trying to find men who have similar values, who are the same age, and aren't total pieces of poo poo. I've seen their dating pool, everyone gets married asap to start having sex, and so the only men still single are a monstrous collection of red flags and/or idiocy. They don't even care if the guy's a virgin! (This really grinds my gears, what double-standard misogyny that has been beaten into them...) So yea. It's one thing to be stuck there thanks to your upbringing, and being stuck with never having sex unless you abandon your entire worldview. But I suspect none of the girls at the local church want him due to things that are entirely his own fault.
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Brother Entropy posted:jizz wailer Best knowledge bowl team name I ever got past the admin.
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Serephina posted:To me this is funny, since the problem lies squarely in the mirror and can't be blamed on religion nor his upbringing. I know several quite eligible young women who are saving themselves for marriage, late 20's and early 30's. All gorgeous, super social, and you would never know just from chatting to them. A few are close friends. Their problem? Trying to find men who have similar values, who are the same age, and aren't total pieces of poo poo. I've seen their dating pool, everyone gets married asap to start having sex, and so the only men still single are a monstrous collection of red flags and/or idiocy. They don't even care if the guy's a virgin! (This really grinds my gears, what double-standard misogyny that has been beaten into them...) Yeah I know at least one super eligible woman who fits the bill (she's a lawyer now, and a successful one) and I imagine she'd be elated to find a decent guy. There are a ton of women out there who "followed the rules", they're out there. But guys don't really want to believe that, they want to make it someone else's fault  "I didn't try to get the thing I want. But only because I'm smart and know it doesn't exist! drat it for not existing!!" "it does exist." "no!!!!!"
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At least that dude does better than a large portion of religious dudes and managed to stay chaste himself. He also dated someone for 2 years so he can't be that insufferable. I dunno, I'm inclined to give him a pass rather than place the mantle of every overbearing religious person I've ever known on him simply for following his beliefs.
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new phone who dis posted:He also dated someone for 2 years so he can't be that insufferable. counterpoint: basically 80% of this huge rear end thread
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Brother Entropy posted:counterpoint: basically 80% of this huge rear end thread Yeah but his post doesn't really have a bunch of red flags going. He even admits he would date someone who wasn't a virgin if they converted. He doesn't seem to have the creepy fixation on the sexual purity of his woman that a lot of religious people get caught up in. It just sounds like he wants to find someone similar to him and I can't really begrudge that. The visceral reaction of the thread to that is pretty funny though, considering when the societal norms were reversed a bunch of people would be foisting their own insecurities and experiences on to the slutty women in a similar fashion.
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new phone who dis posted:Yeah but his post doesn't really have a bunch of red flags going. He even admits he would date someone who wasn't a virgin if they converted. He doesn't seem to have the creepy fixation on the sexual purity of his woman that a lot of religious people get caught up in. It just sounds like he wants to find someone similar to him and I can't really begrudge that. The visceral reaction of the thread to that is pretty funny though, considering when the societal norms were reversed a bunch of people would be foisting their own insecurities and experiences on to the slutty women in a similar fashion. Yeah to be honest if I met a guy like this I wouldn't consider it a huge red flag. And there are a lot of people who aren't comfortable with the "my addiction to pornography dictates that I now be allowed to stick whatever, wherever" mindset that has made dating/relationships hell for a lot of normal people who just wanna do some conventional fuckin'. When did that become so wrong.
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Pick posted:Yeah to be honest if I met a guy like this I wouldn't consider it a huge red flag. And there are a lot of people who aren't comfortable with the "my addiction to pornography dictates that I now be allowed to stick whatever, wherever" mindset that has made dating/relationships hell for a lot of normal people who just wanna do some conventional fuckin'. When did that become so wrong. Thrice fortnightly, lights off, missionary style sex is my fetish.
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new phone who dis posted:He doesn't seem to have the creepy fixation on the sexual purity of his woman that a lot of religious people get caught up in. that's just cause he's better at hiding it i m h o
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La Brea Carpet posted:Thrice fortnightly, lights off, missionary style sex is my fetish. Yeah that's half of it, is this default assumption that normal sex is "not enough". Like how hard are you wringing out your loving dick that it doesn't feel good to just, like, put that sucker in a vagina
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Pick posted:Yeah to be honest if I met a guy like this I wouldn't consider it a huge red flag. And there are a lot of people who aren't comfortable with the "my addiction to pornography dictates that I now be allowed to stick whatever, wherever" mindset that has made dating/relationships hell for a lot of normal people who just wanna do some conventional fuckin'. When did that become so wrong. At least it's still societally accepted for women to balk at poo poo like that for the most part. I've refused some pretty weird sexual requests and the reaction is frustrating, but at least it reveals the true personality of the person. Sorry, I don't want to choke you while you call me daddy and somehow you think that makes me boring or less of a man. Inevitably it's a huge bullet dodged every time.
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new phone who dis posted:At least it's still societally accepted for women to balk at poo poo like that for the most part. I've refused some pretty weird sexual requests and the reaction is frustrating, but at least it reveals the true personality of the person. Sorry, I don't want to choke you while you call me daddy and somehow you think that makes me boring or less of a man. Inevitably it's a huge bullet dodged every time. u single
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new phone who dis posted:Yeah but his post doesn't really have a bunch of red flags going. He even admits he would date someone who wasn't a virgin if they converted. He doesn't seem to have the creepy fixation on the sexual purity of his woman that a lot of religious people get caught up in. It just sounds like he wants to find someone similar to him and I can't really begrudge that. The visceral reaction of the thread to that is pretty funny though, considering when the societal norms were reversed a bunch of people would be foisting their own insecurities and experiences on to the slutty women in a similar fashion. Whats the odds he marries a non-virgin and starts to obsess about the other men she's hosed, or decides it's 'not fair' that she got to gently caress around he didn't or some other toxic thinking implodes the marriage? new phone who dis posted:At least it's still societally accepted for women to balk at poo poo like that for the most part. I've refused some pretty weird sexual requests and the reaction is frustrating, but at least it reveals the true personality of the person. Sorry, I don't want to choke you while you call me daddy and somehow you think that makes me boring or less of a man. Inevitably it's a huge bullet dodged every time. You've got a 50/50 chance of guessing if a chick is into weird poo poo or not until you get to her bedroom and look at the bottom drawer(s). Schrodingers jumble of restraints and dildos. Outrail fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Dec 12, 2017 |
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although no actually, it's not really allowed for women any more either. it makes you "sex negative" and a priss and practically hands him a cultural free pass to cheat. what did you expect, when you didn't wear the raccoon onesie with the zipper over your colostomy hole
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Pick posted:although no actually, it's not really allowed for women any more either. it makes you "sex negative" and a priss and practically hands him a cultural free pass to cheat. what did you expect, when you didn't wear the raccoon onesie with the zipper over your colostomy hole :nsfwish: 
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Pick posted:Yeah I know at least one super eligible woman who fits the bill (she's a lawyer now, and a successful one) and I imagine she'd be elated to find a decent guy. There are a ton of women out there who "followed the rules", they're out there. But guys don't really want to believe that, they want to make it someone else's fault My coworker's mom's church friend recently tried to hook my coworker up with her son and wrote a small novel trying to hype this dude up and at the end in a much smaller section was like "oh yeah and it's important to him that his wife not work so she can stay home and homeschool the kids because he's an anesthesiologist and will make more than enough to support them and that's how he wants his family to be." Everything about it screamed "my mom controls my life and will control yours too." Co-worker's mom doesn't go to a particularly conservative church or anything so who the gently caress knows but my co-worker shut it down hard.
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I just don't want to play the role of "your rapist father" when we have sex. Contrary to modern porn's opinion, the height of arousal is not an incest fantasy for most people.
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Finding someone in their twenties or later who is a virgin to date is pretty lol, I grew up in evangelical land and we just used the "oral/anal" isn't sex loophole which led to some pretty funny stuff like strap ons or complicated toys but still considered ourselves virgins until we gave in to basic human nature about.a year in or so. Super-religious upbringings break people, there was a family I knew growing up that had a rule that if you cursed or even had the gall to utter words like "dang" during board games or soccer you'd lose a point etc. pretty funny in retrospect though. Does anyone have the link to the story from the old thread title? I tried googling it on reddit but I can't find th story about the guy who has some sort of weird anime girl alarm clock situation wake him up every morning and I must read that one.
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