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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mirthless posted:

it's pretty hard to overdo it that much on codeine, it's not exactly heroin, but :agreed:

stick to sprite

i 8 talkin bout ods i just wanna laugh at this dumbass gettin a double hangover lol

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/940362710054776833

quote:

With election time just around the corner, and watching and reading the news, “gay bashing” has begun again.

I once told gay jokes and bashed gays, but a real true life story might make people think just as that true life story makes me think.

On Oct. 11, 1972, Sue and I were blessed to have a baby girl, which we named Patti Sue Mathis. Patti was a wonderful child – happy, treated other children as she should, regardless of wealth or color, very athletic, tomboyish (I always had to pitch batting practice to her after Dixie Youth practice), very beautiful and smart. Patti may hold the scoring title at Wicksburg in basketball for girls. I’m not sure, but her points-per-game average was high. She was selected as the most valuable player at Enterprise State Junior College in softball.

When Patti was a senior at Wicksburg High, I found out she was gay from a young friend she had told. I confronted Patti and I said some things to her that still eat on me to this day. I told her I was sorry that I said those mean things to her.

Patti moved out, but came back home approximately four months later and sat down and cried and said, “Daddy, I don’t want to be gay. Will you please get me some help?” I told her that I sure would and I called UAB hospital and made an appointment.

Patti had been raised by going to church at Christian Home Church of Christ, and she was there almost every time the door was open. Patti knew the story of Sodom, for oftentimes gay bashing was preached from the pulpit. Looking back now, I wonder how Patti must have felt, or if she even knew she was gay then. I never asked her.

We went with Patti to UAB and all types of blood work and tests were done on her that day. Finally, on over in the afternoon, the doctor called Patti, Sue and me into his office and he told Patti, “Young lady, you can’t help the way you are. There is nothing we can do for you.” I said to myself, “Man, this doctor is crazy.”

We visited other doctors and psychiatrists and Patti was told the same thing: “You can’t help the way you are.”

On March 22, 1995, Patti took her own life because she didn’t want to be gay anymore. She was tired of being ridiculed and made fun of. She was tired of seeing how a lot of people treat gay people. I found Patti that day.

Sometime after Patti died, I attended church and a visiting preacher was preaching. About 10 minutes into the sermon, he bashed gays the rest of the way. As soon as the invitation song was given, I went out the door with one of the worst headaches I had ever had. I was ashamed of myself for sitting there and not defending Patti. I have not been much since.

I have a hard time believing that God would allow Patti to be born as she was and if the doctors and psychiatrists were correct that “she could not help the way she was,” that Patti was going to bust hell wide open. I asked a local doctor recently if the medical profession had found a cure for being gay and he said, “No.” He changed the subject after that.

I have no quarrel with any letter writers or readers on this subject. Believe what you want to. I only know that if you ever have a child or grandchild who is gay, you’ll think differently.

Whatever happened to “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.” Does that exclude gays?

May God have mercy on us all. I only know I miss my daughter Patti very much and I am grateful for having her as my daughter.

Nathan Mathis

Wicksburg
:smith:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Gringostar posted:

so strait up just pulling numbers out of their rear end

You would expect more from a porn producer and his main star.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this is me

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/940376214375686144

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

sure is weird how elections are being held after school ended n the youth are going home/vacation for christmas!!

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

C-c-can....can you snort coke in space??

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




big fan of nbcs choice of img to accompany that tweet

augias
Apr 7, 2009

Love the enron administration

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

yeah if its your first time don't add alcohol and if you feel like puking do it, you'll feel better

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

pls dont mix depressants :(

p r o m e t h a z i n e & h y d r o c o d o n e a r e b o t h d e p r e s s a n t s f a m

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

wow the pod save america guy has really changed

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

poo poo.

zen death robot
May 27, 2001

Alabamans for JO crystals

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
CRAFTY! exactly the type of lynching Moore hates (he loves the other kinds)

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/940374865412087809

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Turdfuzz posted:

sure is weird how elections are being held after school ended n the youth are going home/vacation for christmas!!

:thunk:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

An Apple A Gay posted:

yeah if its your first time don't add alcohol and if you feel like puking do it, you'll feel better
how the hell do anybody feel like pukin on promethazine :thunk:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Reince Penis posted:

C-c-can....can you snort coke in space??

cause of breakdown: air filters clogged with cocaine

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Did Roy Moore get elected president yet?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zen death robot posted:

Alabamans for JO crystals

its spelled alibaba and dont do it, they take weeks and weeks to ship

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

yeah dope and liquor is a good idea wtf

:shrug: I have never robotripped but that was the mix the dudes down the hall from me took in college and they seemed to have a blast: sprite, sizzurp, vodka, jolly rancher.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

welcum 2 america rinse

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

that's amazing.

also the best rural people in a position to survive the apocalypse are the amish, mennonites, etc. followed by mormons somewhere down the line

Lol, so luddite religious fanatics will inherit the earth. Are those the "meek" that Jesus was really thinking of?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Jfc

Calm
Apr 7, 2006

tacodaemon posted:

it's ok grover your dad isnt going to eat your ice cream anymore



https://twitter.com/ylanmui/status/940305559290564608

You won't believe this one weird trick that turns 1% into 15%.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

GobiasIndustries posted:

:shrug: I have never robotripped but that was the mix the dudes down the hall from me took in college and they seemed to have a blast: sprite, sizzurp, vodka, jolly rancher.

robotripping != syrup you fukken gober lololol

robotrippin is dextromethorphan (dxm), syrup is codeine or hydrocodone & promethazine :eng101:

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Turdfuzz posted:

sure is weird how elections are being held after school ended n the youth are going home/vacation for christmas!!

if you're already going home for christmas on the 12th i cannot imagine what it must like to lead the life of privilege you must lead

most young people are too paralyzed with crippling debt and poor wages to even go home, let alone take three weeks off.

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


smdh if you're drinking bottles of tussin and not doing an organic extraction in ur home to make pure DXM crystals

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

that's amazing.

also the best rural people in a position to survive the apocalypse are the amish, mennonites, etc. followed by mormons somewhere down the line

weird it's almost like being in a tightly-knit community is an extremely favorable survival trait

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008


i'm just pukey
all the time

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

& ? :colbert:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

robotripping != syrup you fukken gober lololol

robotrippin is dextromethorphan (dxm), syrup is codeine or hydrocodone & promethazine :eng101:

clearly I don't do enough drugs

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

An Apple A Gay posted:

i'm just pukey
all the time

:420:w:420:e:420:e:420:d:420:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

on the one hand very sad on the other hand depending on how "recently" that dude asked a doctor if they'd figured out a cure to being gay yet i don't think he's got the whole picture just yet

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

lmao if u've never injected plumber's putty in ur eye

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

GobiasIndustries posted:

clearly I don't do enough drugs

i know that feeling

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

GobiasIndustries posted:

clearly I don't do enough drugs

c l e a r l y

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

sure sucks how 480,270 repubs voted in their primary but 165,006 dems voted in theirs!!!!! that seems bad for dougie jones but u just gotta believe in dougie!!!!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Iron Crowned posted:

Did Roy Moore get elected president yet?

Moore or less yes.

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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008


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