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I saw the new star wars movie and get this: poe and finn kiss AND if you are seeing it in 3D and you give Poe your consent he kisses you too
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Snooze Cruise posted:I saw the new star wars movie and get this: poe and finn kiss AND if you are seeing it in 3D and you give Poe your consent he kisses you too it really is the best star wars movie ever made 
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Dec 11, 2017 23:42
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For my pre-VIII watchthrough, I decided to watch the "unaltered" versions of the OT, from the 2006 dvd release. It's been a LONG time since I've done that
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Dec 11, 2017 23:45
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Don't leave us hanging, how were they?
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Dec 12, 2017 00:31
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josh04 posted:Don't leave us hanging, how were they? I'm watching IV...or rather, Star Wars, right now. About to see Han shoot first very soon 
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Dec 12, 2017 00:33
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Milky Moor posted:The French and German initial reviews are, apparently, much less glowing. What are they saying?
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Il Federale posted:What are they saying? Where the English ones were typically glowing vague stuff, the French and German reviews feature responses like... "a very good SW-film and it has some of the best scenes in the whole series but beside that most is the same as usual" "No revolution of SW but entertaining, funny and emotional" "strong scenes meet some characters that are too weak to carry the story" "Movie plays with the expectations of the fans. The beginning is a bit slow, the humor is sometimes too slapstick but the middle of the movie is pure SW, Hamill is great" "TLJ is a very good 'Star Wars', a solid follow-up, with a perfect screenplay. But several disappointments. Let's all calm down: it's miles away from the ESB"
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Jiro posted:I wholeheartedly disagree but it's nice that you like it. Well, at least you cut out the middleman of repeating Plinkett nearly verbatim in here. Whether through mere laziness or a true desire for efficience, I appreciate it.
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Dec 12, 2017 01:32
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Milky Moor posted:spoilers wrong thread my friend
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Danger posted:Also read a funny interview with Hamill today where I guess his son was big into the EU and told him about a bunch of stuff like Mara Jade and him having a kid and Hamill asked Rian Johnson why they couldn't do something like that and Rian pretty much told him to get out of here with that poo poo.
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Dec 12, 2017 01:54
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turn left hillary!! noo posted:Well, at least you cut out the middleman of repeating Plinkett nearly verbatim in here. Whether through mere laziness or a true desire for efficience, I appreciate it. More efficiency than anything, everyone knows the Plinkett reviews, and they do a way better job of explaining what I found hard to articulate plus examples they show to back it up. So yeah efficiency.
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Dec 12, 2017 03:48
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They are too long to really be called efficient.
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Dec 12, 2017 03:50
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Snooze Cruise posted:They are too long to really be called efficient. And also full of pretty gross jokes And also they're rhetorically bad They're bad
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Dec 12, 2017 03:52
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Snooze Cruise posted:They are too long to really be called efficient. It was efficiency in saying to refer to the reviews than saying they were efficient themselves. Waffles Inc. posted:And also full of pretty gross jokes Gross piss and murder jokes aside they make valid concise points about the movies themselves and their all around shortcomings. Jiro fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Dec 12, 2017 |
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Dec 12, 2017 03:54
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Oh yeah the gross jokes are there for no reason so yeah, there is nothing efficient about those reviews.
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Dec 12, 2017 03:55
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Jiro posted:It was efficiency in saying to refer to the reviews than saying they were efficient themselves. starts video literally hours later "...and then i have a woman in my rape dungeon! lmao PIZZA ROLLS HIS FACE"
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Dec 12, 2017 03:57
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Jiro posted:It was efficiency in saying to refer to the reviews than saying they were efficient themselves. Well thanks again for sparing us that portion of the usual tedium.
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Waffles Inc. posted:starts video I'm sorry you apparently fell asleep during them? I guess? turn left hillary!! noo posted:Well thanks again for sparing us that portion of the usual tedium. No problem guy.
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Dec 12, 2017 03:58
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Jiro posted:I'm sorry you apparently fell asleep during them? I guess? you've now spent like 5 posts not-explaining how the rape joke videos corroborate your opinion instead of using those posts to be like, "this is what i do or do not like about the star wars prequels (episodes 1-3)"
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Dec 12, 2017 04:00
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Waffles Inc. posted:you've now spent like 5 posts not-explaining how the rape joke videos corroborate your opinion instead of using those posts to be like, "this is what i do or do not like about the star wars prequels (episodes 1-3)" You've also had a guy thanking me for not repeating well known Plinkett quotes again that's apparently been repeated before many times over. I wasn't aware that me saying that, rape, poop, and piss jokes aside, the points that are made during the actual review portions of those videos tend to fall in line with how I feel about the prequels. So you're either just being pedantic and a troll or you're being a bad troll.
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Dec 12, 2017 04:28
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Prequels are bad Actually prequels are good No they’re not they’re bad Star Wars fans don’t like Star Wars Plinkett reviews are good Plinkett reviews are actually bad No they’re good because....[return to step one] There, I’ve summed up every Star Wars thread on CD. It’s literally been this same circular argument for years.
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Dec 12, 2017 04:32
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When does the review embargo lift?
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Yaws posted:When does the review embargo lift? From what I understand, tomorrow morning. 11am ET but possibly sooner.
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Jiro posted:You've also had a guy thanking me for not repeating well known Plinkett quotes again that's apparently been repeated before many times over. Isn't it better to talk about movies yourself instead of saying "you should watch this video to hear what I think this movie"? That's what I'm getting at What's the point of going, "oh, me? my thoughts? um, well this video that's not mine does the trick! I won't elaborate"
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Mahoning posted:From what I understand, tomorrow morning. 11am ET but possibly sooner. The Last Jedi sounds like it's going to be divisive. Unfortunately it's been spoiled for me because of Milky Moors mistake.
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Yaws posted:The Last Jedi sounds like it's going to be divisive. I am truly, legitimately sorry.
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Milky Moor posted:I am truly, legitimately sorry. Nah, it's alright homie, don't sweat it. It's just a movie.
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Yaws posted:Nah, it's alright homie, don't sweat it. It's just a movie. IT'S NOT JUST A MOVIE! IT'S THE CULTURAL EVENT OF A GENERATION
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Dec 12, 2017 09:30
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*smuggles Crystal Pepsi into theater for TLJ*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lCW-iaOZ_M This video contains no spoilers.
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I read the spoilers and TLJ sounds dope as hell. The only people that will hate it are the super duper read all 30 Star Wars books and comics and they better acknowledge that kind of fans and they are the worst anyways.
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My buddy that builds R2D2s and does events here and there got to take his son to see TLJ at the studio screening room yesterday morning. I'm not talking to him until Friday. Blargh.
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Belgian site Geekster Star Wars: The Last Jedi review (warning: The article contains very slight spoilers about the nature of the conflict between the First Order and the Resistance in the first ten to fifteen minutes of the movie, plus plot content we already knew from the trailers) The entire review can be found here: https://www.geekster.be/films/star-wars-viii-the-last-jedi-review/ tl;dr: A step in the right direction Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi respects the franchise’s rich tradition, but contrary to The Force Awakens, it still does its own thing. This produces amusing and especially surprising cinema. Like Rey and Kylo Ren, Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi succeeds in escaping from the long shadows of its predecessor and the new generation finally picks up the torch. The Last Jedi is exciting and surprises with insane plot twists, yet still has a couple of plot issues. A step in the right direction, through trial and error. disclaimer: I write for this site, but didn't write this review
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Have there been any reviews specifically from folks who didn't like TFA or RO? The post above is the closest I've heard.
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AV Club's review had a slight, likely revealed early in the movie spoiler that I still wish I hadn't known going in.
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CNN was not impressed.quote:If expectations for "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" were inordinately (and perhaps unfairly) high, thank "The Force Awakens," which had a huge donut hole in the shape of Luke Skywalker at its center. Yet even with Luke integrated into the story, the film feels like a significant letdown, one that does far less than its predecessor to stoke enthusiasm for the next leg in the trilogy. But gently caress CNN anyway, so...
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A film's job isn't to stoke enthusiasm for the next film (outside of Marvel movies, I guess).
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