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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Discount Dracula posted:

Baked Alaska can try, but he'll need to work hard to top Richard Spencer.



:godwinning:

I don't know, they both seem like huge bottoms to me. They'd probably just bump their butts together and fall down crying, unsure of what to do in order to make gently caress.

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Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Extra schaden: this is probably the high point of his year.
I dunno, did you see that livestream of him harassing people in the streets telling them how popular he was on twitter?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://i.imgur.com/s39bLkQ.mp4

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

BovineFury posted:

Paying people to do the one chip challenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_OsMv6wSy8

This looks way different from the game I remember from the Windows Entertainment Pack.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

value-brand cereal posted:

I don't know, they both seem like huge bottoms to me. They'd probably just bump their butts together and fall down crying, unsure of what to do in order to make gently caress.

Nazi tradition is get bent brutally by the Russians after that.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

These are great. How are they schadenfreude? Is it something like, "Jokes on them, they're bringing more hungry mouths into this overcrowded, polluted world," or something? I gotta say, I'm not seeing it. These are pure feelgood.

The dude at :34: "I swear to God I didn't put that in there, Brittany."
The little girl at 2:28: "Is someone having a baby?"
The one at 2:52 where the dude behind the camera gives the self-satisfied, "Eh, heh-heh-hehhhh."
I guess the one at 4:32 is mild schadenfreude, but still of the adorable kind.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Baked's low point was definitely that lame 12 hour livestreamed meltdown in a McDonald's parking lot just a few weeks ago.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

TotalLossBrain posted:

Baked's low point was definitely that lame 12 hour livestreamed meltdown in a McDonald's parking lot just a few weeks ago.

It seems like a lot of people have breakdowns in McDonald's parking lots.

edit:
Back in 2003 one of my friends reached into an open car window and took the McDonald's bag while the lady was arguing with the drive through kid about what flavor shake she ordered.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


TotalLossBrain posted:

Baked's low point was definitely that lame 12 hour livestreamed meltdown in a McDonald's parking lot just a few weeks ago.

In and out burger

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

CommonShore posted:

In and out burger

delicious burgers, loving atrocious fries unless right out of the fryer and even then, meh

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

DiggityDoink posted:

delicious burgers, loving atrocious fries unless right out of the fryer and even then, meh

Animal fries own

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I kinda liked In and Out fries. I may be the only person in the world that does. Animal anything is trash though. In and Out is one of those things that gets hyped up by people that grew up with it, but if you just go in and try it without the nostalgia it's pretty disappointing.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
In‐N‐Out is like Papa John’s, but for burgers and fries.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
This is an awful lot of references to junk food I've never heard of. Shaden's on you guys that that's your cultural rapport.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
stares at a picture of pizza and burgers
"What is this?"

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


I don’t even own a hamburger. :smuggo:

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

stares at a picture of pizza and burgers
"What is this?"

"Some kind of... small pastry?"

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Bobby Digital posted:

Animal fries own

if they're straight out of the oil sure, but again, if you have to drive home to eat them, they're gross as gently caress

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm vegan.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Platystemon posted:

In‐N‐Out is like Papa John’s, but for burgers and fries.

no.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Platystemon posted:

In‐N‐Out is like Papa John’s, but for burgers and fries.

What is wrong with you?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Okay, I was slightly harsh there.

In‐N‐Out’s fries are consistently terrible in a way that takes real effort—same as Papa John’s pizza.

How do they manage to gently caress up taking whole potatoes, peeling them, slicing them, and putting them in hot oil? :psyduck:

But their burgers aren’t that bad. They are sub‐par, but they are sub‐par in a low‐effort way. In‐N‐Out didn’t poach consultants from Papa John’s to make them worse.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

What the gently caress, exactly, was he expecting to happen? :psyduck:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

its fine, thats just his science project

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012



Something about that seems off. All I got from jamming pins into an electrical socket as a bored teen was a blue flash, a scorchmark on the socket, and the pins getting shittily welded together. I feel ripped off if everyone else gets a Star Trek computer explosion.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Holding the paperclip with both hands is a really bad idea. Current could cross your heart.

If you must do it, use one hand.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Malachite_Dragon posted:

What the gently caress, exactly, was he expecting to happen? :psyduck:

Something shocking, surely.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Platystemon posted:

Holding the paperclip with both hands is a really bad idea. Current could cross your heart.

If you must do it, use one hand.

We would line it up then poke it in with an eraser

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Platystemon posted:

Holding the paperclip with both hands is a really bad idea. Current could cross your heart.

If you must do it, use one hand.

It’s p. obvious the proper course of action

https://youtu.be/l6B2Zwx5QF8

:nws:

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

NoneMoreNegative posted:

It’s p. obvious the proper course of action

https://youtu.be/l6B2Zwx5QF8

:nws:

To violate YouTube’s TOS?

(It was the aluminum foil dick wrap, wasn’t it?)

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Korgan posted:

Something about that seems off. All I got from jamming pins into an electrical socket as a bored teen was a blue flash, a scorchmark on the socket, and the pins getting shittily welded together. I feel ripped off if everyone else gets a Star Trek computer explosion.

In HS basics physics class, we were all standing at the lab bench while the teacher prepped us on the day's experiment. One of my classmates was bored - playing with a set of masses; she picked up the tweezers from the set, and inserted them into the bench-top receptacle.

That woke up the class.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Known Lecher posted:

I don’t even own a hamburger. :smuggo:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Platystemon posted:

In‐N‐Out is like Papa John’s, but for burgers and fries.

It's Nazis favorite burger place? Man that sucks.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TdhYIzMlNA

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve


Is this in the right thread? This is the cutest most awesome thing :3:

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

"That's a trick. You'd be fatter than you already are."

Wrap it up kid. It's all downhill from here.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
I’m going to dunk over a person for the first time and it’s going to be awesome

https://instagram.com/p/Bcgjr5QBC0G/

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

These are great. How are they schadenfreude? Is it something like, "Jokes on them, they're bringing more hungry mouths into this overcrowded, polluted world," or something? I gotta say, I'm not seeing it. These are pure feelgood.

The dude at :34: "I swear to God I didn't put that in there, Brittany."
The little girl at 2:28: "Is someone having a baby?"
The one at 2:52 where the dude behind the camera gives the self-satisfied, "Eh, heh-heh-hehhhh."
I guess the one at 4:32 is mild schadenfreude, but still of the adorable kind.

They aren't all but there are some good ones in there like the old lady who pees herself.

Box falling on kids head, guy who denies he put the bun in the oven, etc.

BovineFury has a new favorite as of 19:46 on Dec 12, 2017

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




5:25 - nice perk of not having a mag safe break-away power cord :v:

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://i.imgur.com/DTKfZXK.mp4

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