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Wasn't Bribase the name of a Citizen and/or poster in this thread, once upon a time? The name rings a bell. Anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI
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Pretty sure it's SurfaceDetail. It's a better gimmick than the last one though. He slipped up when he didn't post his fleet, immediately, when he was asked.
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Dec 12, 2017 16:12
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Dewgy posted:Yes. You'll be banned within about a week if you don't. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843403 Done. Careful what you wish for.
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Bribase posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843403 Best incarnation yet 
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Bribase posted:If you look at the top voted threads of all time on the sub you find that plenty of people, manage to have their criticisms heard and even welcomed. Deft reincarnation vessel. 1) Commit to verisimilitude — study your referent extensively, mining his published history for recurring phrases, arguments and tactics. Oh wait, not that extensively. You needn’t Archer full paragraphs; doing so kills the bit. Instead, strip mine the lengthier lectures for precious metals like “a Gish galloping miasma of misconceptions and presumptions”, then remix as needed to invoke the spirit of Bribase not the letter. 2) Prioritize tonal consistency — he’s occasionally capable of reasonability but generally speaking, he’s a guy wearing a huge foam finger that says “Star Citizen is #1!” on the front side and “You don’t understand game development!” on the back. With the front, he waves his hand in celebration of good news, pointing heavenward as if acknowledging the game as divine gift. With the back, he wags it in your face lecturing like the world’s foremost authority on the topic at hand. That’s when the italics start flying because he really wants you to know that you are being condescended to. By him. 3) Strive for the illogical coherence of true solipsism. Pivoting between contradictory arguments which are acknowledged as such kills the bit. I hope you really commit to this one. I expect we’ll all have a ball if you do (rather than two if you regress.) G0RF fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Dec 12, 2017 |
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Bribase posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843403 Beet Wagon posted:Thank you for completing your Introduction Thread in a timely manner, Bribase (Usually we have to twist peoples' arms to get them to complete theirs before the allowed week is up)! As this is the "General" board, you'll find posters with many different interests and opinions, and with any luck, this thread will help you make some fast friends that you can enjoy posting with for years to come! Be sure to keep an eye out for posters with interesting avatars or "gang tags" and feel free to ask about them! lmao you monsters
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D_Smart posted:"network culling" isn't used for cheat prevention. And what sort of examples do you need? Heck yeah
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"CIG wants as many people playing as possible, but it won't truly matter to us. Our daily lives in the game will be driven by NPC rather than player actions" Wow. Yeah this game is screwed. Like I said: tiny Iceland CCP with it's small budget and ~25,000-30,000 concurrent player base will outlast SC. Amazing.
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Dec 12, 2017 16:33
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Bribase posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843403 This is going to be fun.
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Dec 12, 2017 16:42
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a cyberpunk goose posted:lmao you monsters I'm not stupid. When I saw no other intro posts I suspected but just went ahead anyway with the requirements. Interested in seeing other likeminded people in #general instead of this cloister.
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I'm still 99.9% sure you are surface detail but making fun of Star Citizen on SA started in GBS, it made the people theory crafting and buying thousands in jpgs in the Games forum real mad.
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Dec 12, 2017 16:47
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There's an easy way to sort this out. If you are who your username says, go post my username in some random reddit thread then link your user page here.
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Dec 12, 2017 16:49
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Dusty Lens posted:It seems like the right time of the year to engage in a little retrospective blast from the past "We don't even have a campaign going, we're not even selling new ships or anything, and we don't have a game." Baaahahahahahah Still no game
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Bribase posted:We laugh at you guys all the time, especially on spectrum and discord. Our community even had an entire sub laughing at Derek. that's tight
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big nipples big life posted:There's an easy way to sort this out. If you are who your username says, go post my username in some random reddit thread then link your user page here. nice try.
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Show us you're balls.
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a cyberpunk goose posted:Heck yeah I don't read anything that matches *.php 
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SCtrumpHaters posted:Thats another thing. Tons of people RIGHT NOW say they are totally cool with CIG failing. It was a great ride, we got to fund something special and saved PC gaming. That number will only increase as time goes on. Yes. I've said this multiple times. You can't go to jail for being incompetent. They are trying to make a game and this is what they came up with. The only way legal stuff couldn't get involved is if they took all the money and bought an island in the Caribean and never made a game. But I think we're way past that point.
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im the 2017 intro thread. ITT: do you wanna be friends?
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Bribase posted:I'm not stupid. You may have come to the wrong place
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Bayonnefrog posted:Yes. I've said this multiple times. You can't go to jail for being incompetent. They are trying to make a game and this is what they came up with. The only way legal stuff couldn't get involved is if they took all the money and bought an island in the Caribean and never made a game. But I think we're way past that point. Exactly. Employ some common sense and understand that CIG have financial adivsors and business managers who oversee the company's expansion and make prudent decisions about their projected income. Brian Chambers didn't just set up shop in Frankfurt on a whim, they didn't open up a new studio in Derby because they ran out of desks in Manchester. And CIG aren't taking growing their staff numbers and opening up new studios without the presence of mind to check if they can afford it. I shouldn't have to remind everyone that CIG has open positions waiting to be filled, not people on staff waiting to be paid. If they were just stealing it, we would be seeing "wheres my paycheck" or no one even hired in the first place.
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Bribase posted:Exactly. I don't think this has ever been a concern. People would like a video game though. That's usually where balls start to chafe.
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Bribase posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843403 Guys! Did somebody forget to turn their wally magnet off again?!
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Dusty Lens posted:I don't think this has ever been a concern. People would like a video game though. That's usually where balls start to chafe. Game development is a constant process. I help make scripts for X3 in my spare time. Even simple things like that can take time.
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Bribase posted:Game development is a constant process. I help make scripts for X3 in my spare time. Even simple things like that can take time. Holy poo poo I was not expecting that takedown.
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Every time Ben shits he destroys the toilet. https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/940314197690167296 This is a weeks worth of toilets.
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Dusty Lens posted:Holy poo poo I was not expecting that takedown. Pack up, go home, Dusty. You don't understand game development and have been brutally owned by a real developer.
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I have decided to post once more in tgis thread to let you all know about a cool game called Path of Exile. That is further all and more
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Bribase posted:Exactly. I mean seriously dusty, this guy gets it. No corporation in the history of time has ever made bad decisions, lied to staff, or defrauded investors. People are inherently virtuous, and its only those vile content locust gamers that cause anyone any harm.
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D_Smart posted:That's not even the smoking gun, or the fact that these are solo missions. So on a good day you can expect to earn roughly 1500 UEC per hour if you are already fully equiped ? Aside from the fact that half your earnings go to repair (good luck having a ship repair career worth anything if this is CIG main drain on the economy) and this is asuming nobody gently caress with your mission and you dont use consomables. How would anyone consider this to be any form of fun ? This is getting close to the Entropia Universe business model, a veiled casino where you end up paying roughly 50c an hour to play.
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I hope everyone has enjoyed the civility for the past week. FAU lets VictorianQueerLit out of the pokey in 7 hours.
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Bribase posted:Honestly by your spiteful attitudes I'd say you guys are mostly republicans. Although I cannot cite any sources for that. Just my impression by the tone and things wished on the devs, and your laughter at the abuse of workers. Don't be absurd. We're German auditors, obviously
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Bribase posted:Game development is a constant process. I help make scripts for X3 in my spare time. Even simple things like that can take time. How many years has Star Citizen been in development?
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Eldragon posted:I mean seriously dusty, this guy gets it. No corporation in the history of time has ever made bad decisions, lied to staff, or defrauded investors. People are inherently virtuous, and its only those vile content locust gamers that cause anyone any harm. It's true. If a company has open positions on their website they have to fill them. It's the law or something.
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