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The best Artie gambling story was when he actually won big by letting it ride on the Giants during the entire playoffs that year they beat the undefeated Patriots in the super bowl... and then found out the small-time bookie he used didn't have enough to come even close to paying Artie his winnings. The bookie let Artie ride assuming there was no way he Pat's weren't winning the super bowl that year. He owed Artie like 75k and only paid him like 20 or something stupid.
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misdirectomy posted:Didn't he finish last in a betting contest against a bunch of wack packers? Daniel Carver winning by betting on the "Fal-coons" and "Buc-coon-neers" and the website sponsor having to pay him that 25 grand and donate another 25 grand to charity to not look as bad. Goddamned hilarious.
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Dec 11, 2017 19:42
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Isn't internet sports betting legal in New Jersey now Good for Artie
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He also lost to a chicken in an earlier football pool. Will and Jason bought a live chicken in Harlem and it was living in the kitchen of their apartment for the whole NFL season. I think they had to ride in on the train with it in a cage when they brought it in to do picks.
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Dec 11, 2017 19:53
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Artie has apparently been placed on "medical leave" from the podcast.
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Dec 11, 2017 23:42
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Lmfao he made it 2 months?
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Amusingly enough, the fact that everyone knows that he's a total drug addict probably is working in his favor. It's probably a lot tougher to just can his worthless rear end.
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Szyznyk posted:Daniel Carver winning by betting on the "Fal-coons" and "Buc-coon-neers" and the website sponsor having to pay him that 25 grand and donate another 25 grand to charity to not look as bad. Goddamned hilarious. Yeah, Carver beat that chicken good. I also seem to recall that the guy gave Carver 1000 checks for 25 dollars. His response was "well them jewz gots ta make it hard as he cain to get that monay away from 'im".
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wesleywillis posted:Yeah, Carver beat that chicken good. I also seem to recall that the guy gave Carver 1000 checks for 25 dollars. His response was "well them jewz gots ta make it hard as he cain to get that monay away from 'im". Do people think stamps don't exist?
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Two days ago marks the 8 year anniversary of Artie leaving the show. The holidays makes people do some pretty dark poo poo. I actually wouldn't rule out Artie doing himself in before the new year. I would care more, but since Artie doesn't care about himself neither should I. I gave up on him ever since his full of poo poo book of lies Crash And Burn came out...that was truly the time to come forward and own up to your addictions. But he won't. So he's gonna go the way of Farley and be unreachable. Pretty sad.
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Dec 12, 2017 05:52
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At least Farley made a couple of funny movies and had the good sense to die before he got really embarrassing.
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Former Human posted:At least Belushi made a couple of funny movies and had the good sense to die before he got really embarrassing.
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This sucks. I really appreciate all of Artie's contributions to the stern show. When I just started discovering the show, his was my favorite personality on it. I've had to give up on him already, I know Howard has, but I have always held out hope he could get his act together. I wish him well
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Dec 12, 2017 09:06
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It's crazy to think that Artie's going to die because his toxic masculinity won't let him go to a therapist because it's gay to talk about feelings. He's literally rotting inside but talking about his dad falling off a roof is too much to handle. loving sad man.
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Dec 12, 2017 09:30
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It really is a scenario where his money is keeping him alive. I have pretty liberal personal drug use opinions, but Artie is one situation where going to jail, probation, weekly piss tests and court mandated therapy would have actually done some good. He hasnt really ever hit rock bottom with his recent drug use.
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Yeah Artie will never truly hit rock bottom because of his money.
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an adult beverage posted:Yeah Artie will never truly hit rock bottom because of his money. I mean death is pretty rock bottom I guess.
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He drank bleach and stabbed himself in an attempted suicide and that wasn't rock bottom for Artie, so yeah I don't think he has one other than death. I feel so bad for his mother and sister.
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I think if he did rehab he's be finished because he seems the like type to relapse and that's usually when people OD.
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kylej posted:He drank bleach and stabbed himself in an attempted suicide and that wasn't rock bottom for Artie, so yeah I don't think he has one other than death. I feel so bad for his mother and sister. Yeah I feel bad for his family as well. Apparently Artie is too masculine to deal with his issues but that doesn't extend to letting his mom and sister put up with all of this bullshit that is going to gently caress them up for a while. Everybody here is right: if he managed to actually have to clean up his act, that would have been better than this whole year of his nose trying to invade the rest of his face while looking like that witch from Looney Tunes.
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Dec 12, 2017 19:37
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uh oh http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2017/12/artie_lange_arrested_for_missed_court_date.html
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Bonzo posted:uh oh I'm kinda hoping the judge throws him in jail at this point.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:I'm kinda hoping the judge throws him in jail at this point. Sadly agree. That said, even months away from his contacts wouldn't break his cycle. At this point I think Artie is lucky he is too lazy to overdose... And back on the Stern side, I wish Artie would clean up enough for a couch appearance before Howard walks. It is unlikely at this point since Howard really only wants people to come out that lavish praise on him (or him them), but I believe Howard (backed by Fred and Robin) could really make an legendary interview with Artie with all of the dirty laundry.
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Dec 13, 2017 06:15
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Howard wouldn't touch Artie with a fifty foot pole at this point. Even ignoring all the drug problems, the suicide attempt, and general dirtbaggery, Artie badmouths Howard all the time. He's persona non grata along with Stuttering John, Cabbie, Chaunce Hayden, to name a few.
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Dec 13, 2017 08:31
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260 . Probably self reported What is he like 5'8"?
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Dec 13, 2017 13:46
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Apparently Artie got arrested back in May for speeding away from a Burger King on the Garden State Parkway.
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haljordan posted:Apparently Artie got arrested back in May for speeding away from a Burger King on the Garden State Parkway. With a bag of heroin in his lap. 
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prefect posted:With a bag of heroin in his lap. Yeah I was just about to add that part lol. And of course he just got arrested again the other day for blowing off THAT court date.
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So if Artie is in jail he'd be detoxing about now, right? I hope his mother and whoever are ripping his place apart and flush whatever poo poo he's got stashed.
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I think he's already out again
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Certainly it helps to be a rich, semi-famous white man, but how many times can you be arrested in New Jersey for relatively serious drug crimes, and then skip your court dates, before they hold you accountable?
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Heroin is serious, but is possession of a small amount considered a serious crime these days? I would assume skipping out on the court appearances much worse as that can quickly lead to a judge not offering bail.
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prefect posted:With a bag of heroin in his lap. Dressed in a pig costume.
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Ok for real what the gently caress is happening to his nose? Is that a coke/heroin thing? I've done coke before and never noticed my nose getting any bigger.
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Dec 13, 2017 21:16
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I think he is crushing and snorting pills.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Ok for real what the gently caress is happening to his nose? Is that a coke/heroin thing? I've done coke before and never noticed my nose getting any bigger. You know how you drink sometimes but you don't have a bright red gin blossom face? It's like a heroin snorting lifetime achievement award
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Ok for real what the gently caress is happening to his nose? Is that a coke/heroin thing? I've done coke before and never noticed my nose getting any bigger. It's collapsing. The inflammation you see is likely just an infection because he's got a gaping hole in his nose now. If he gets the infection under control the swelling and inflammation will come down some and it'll look a bit better but it's still going to look like one of his nostrils is no longer supported by the rest of his nose and that's because that's exactly what is happening.
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 You got bigtime lawyer money and you still miss court dates? You loving jamoke. the whole point of having lawyer money is they GET YOU OFF of poo poo if you just *barely* jump through the hoops... and write big-rear end checks.
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