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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Duscat posted:

the hotline is manned by a bot, and the expenses of running such a hotline can be deducted from corporate taxes on a per-call basis, so the line is mostly called by other bots the company hires through an intermediary to inflate its call numbers. in total, america's corporate suicide lines process sixteen trillion suicide calls each day, 95% of which are made by bots or by human workers through amazon mechanical turk or other gig aggregator

this is hot

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
netflix n chillerson

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


all the judges trolling trump? well they'll troll whoever the dems put in next.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
i'm getting a burrito for dinner

to trigger the libs

also maybe a jarritos

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

SKULL.GIF posted:

btw please post election tweets in the election thread

Keep this thread for random zany Trump stuff

lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

tacodaemon posted:

thats p much what the district of columbia republican party is like

dave weigel is a member of the republican party in DC

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Reality Winner posted:

oil, cigs, n chillerson

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

That DICK! posted:

you're wrong. and when you're owned, i will have another poster get on their hands and knees behind you and i will push you over.

I have been owned numerous times in this life, including 11/08/16, and I may well be owned again tonight.

but I choose to hope that I won't be.

because I'm a fuckin dork

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Joementum posted:

dave weigel is a member of the republican party in DC

why the gently caress are you a republican

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Pedophiles are Senators, my friend.
___________________________\

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






holy smokes

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Joementum posted:

seems like the easy fix would be to appoint people to the agencies you run, but :effort:

https://twitter.com/josheidelson/status/940693226842939398

trump cannot fuckin advance an agenda holy lmebo

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

SKULL.GIF posted:

btw please post election tweets in the election thread

Keep this thread for random zany Trump stuff

there's an other thread?

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

I think Jones has a chance to win but senator pedophile is also acceptable.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

beef woman lol

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Rah! posted:

does dracula's poop have a reflection

does dracula even poop???

yes and yes he even nicknamed his poop "blood sausages"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Nonsense posted:

why the gently caress are you a republican

to trigger the libs, obviously

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


tacodaemon posted:

what if you went back to the early 80s and told the evangelical leaders who were suddenly deciding to be opposed to abortion (after decades of thinking of abortion opposition as a Catholic thing) that the direct result of that would be zillions of Alabamians supporting a pedophile for senate

they would be ecstatic

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


man....that is depressing

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

there's an other thread?

that's a hard no, friendo

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this guy is on the list of potential SCOTUS picks for trump

https://twitter.com/DSenFloor/status/940712508909932545

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
unqualified federal judges own, it's gonna be so much fun reading their rulings and they're all "what the hell is a writ"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/940713026323349504

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
there's no rule that says a special needs child named Pickle can't be a federal judge

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana

Feranon posted:

I have been owned numerous times in this life, including 11/08/16, and I may well be owned again tonight.

but I choose to hope that I won't be.

because I'm a fuckin dork

I have been owned.
I will be owned again.
there is nothing left but to be owned.











TMURP

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


This is a man who has never had a conversation with someone who doesn't agree with him on everything. His mind is blown by the slightest disagreement

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



isn't this the guy that grassley literally just said "uh hey wait maybe we shouldn't uh..."

Peanut Wagon
Dec 28, 2006

Relax. Go Nuts.

Joementum posted:

dave weigel is a member of the republican party in DC

Freakin Rockefeller Republicans

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

lifetime appointments are cool and good

totally not a comically idiotic idea that only a bunch of morons could have come up with

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Duscat posted:

unqualified federal judges own, it's gonna be so much fun reading their rulings and they're all "what the hell is a writ"

quote:

It is extremely rare for the Senate to confirm a judge with such an abysmal rating from the national legal organization. The ABA has reviewed more than 1,700 federal judicial nominees since 1989, and only three, including Grasz, have been deemed unanimously unqualified. The other two, both nominees of President George W. Bush, were withdrawn and replaced with other nominees after the ABA’s assessment came in.

unanimously unqualified, and the first one to be actually be confirmed

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/ktumulty/status/940660545144983552
https://twitter.com/JohnKerry/status/940711733135642624

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I'm holding down a barstool downtown while I wait to hear about how America elected an open pedophile to the senate. Bottoms up!

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


2018: Law Buddies

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Brother Friendship posted:

I think Jones has a chance to win but senator pedophile is also acceptable.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

john kerry loving sucks

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

the funny part of the clip is the bible dude being a complete dumbass not jake tapper smacking him down

its the completely mundane nature of the fact check destroying the guy thats funny

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
so glad watched these, I was putting it off cause I was at work but now I seent them. Well worth your time fellow posters:


Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm holding down a barstool downtown while I wait to hear about how America elected an open pedophile to the senate. Bottoms up!

i'll drink with you

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kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
I'm going to sleep but I predict
something that we don't know much about yet but will one day be recognized as the mattering

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