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"Oh wow he rides a horse!" blurps out from the miserable muck of American society
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 01:53 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 05:47 |
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Did the kid toucher win yet?
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:08 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Did the kid toucher win yet? According to CNN exit polls there was 25% turnout with 30% AA votes which is 4% higher than proportion of the voting age population. So, maybe? Maybe not.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:10 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Did the kid toucher win yet? I'm sorry I think you meant to say The Poster Child(toucher) of Republican Family Values.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:10 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Did the kid toucher win yet? no body has any loving clue
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:11 |
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moore’s gonna win
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:14 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I’m just waiting for the alert on my iPhone to ruin my day. This is 100% what I told my wife, so we’re going to go see Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri. Gonna get my laugh on while those assholes in Alabama elect a pedo.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:17 |
Nostalgia4Butts posted:known kiddy toucher gonna win
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:18 |
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:
jealous, wanna see that
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:19 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:According to CNN exit polls there was 25% turnout with 30% AA votes which is 4% higher than proportion of the voting age population. 25% turnout? drat. That's low.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:20 |
loving lol at 25%.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:21 |
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Like, I get the simmering anger at the entire nation ritually making GBS threads on your entire state for the length of this election cycle even before the kiddyfucking thing happened and staying home because "why the gently caress does it bother, everyone else already decided we're poo poo" but 25%? Daaaaammmmnnnnn
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:24 |
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:
A coworker saw that, he says the trailers were a bit misleading and it's more sad than funny So enjoy your double whammy! Edit: hoping that 25% is because Republicans stayed home, but hope is a lie Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Dec 13, 2017 |
# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:24 |
nobody cares about local and state elections and not enough of the country gives a poo poo about national elections for democracy to matter. this isn't new. people just want something to bitch about, they don't want to actually do anything.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:25 |
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"hmmm vote for a pedo or vote for a democrat. ugh, no thanks, imma stay home and beat my cousinwife."
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:26 |
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A lot of people never show up for non presidential elections. It's what the GOP counts on for getting lovely people in. I've only ever voted 3 times and they were all presidential
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:27 |
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Recap of everything so far: Exit polls are garbage and they're basically saying it's a toss-up. Gonna be a long night.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:27 |
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now imagine if Alabama hadnt of spent the last however many decades trying to suppress the African-American vote
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:28 |
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Who knows maybe Henry Kissinger will die as 2017 tries to adjust its karmic balance.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:34 |
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https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/940749006577307648
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:38 |
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Duke Chin posted:"hmmm vote for a pedo or vote for a democrat. ugh, no thanks, imma stay home and beat my cousinwife." Cousinwife? That's downright progressive!
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:40 |
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Professor Bling posted:Can't wait to see who the Dems blame for their loss. Voters? The DSA? "Berniecrats"? The voters actually will be to blame because the majority of Alabama are racist garbage who probably think that if 14 year olds don't want to be groped they shouldn't be so sexy. Trump won Alabama by 28 goddamn percentage points. Having a Democrat within spitting distance is crazy enough. Actually winning would be a miracle.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:43 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:The voters actually will be to blame because the majority of Alabama are racist garbage who probably think that if 14 year olds don't want to be groped they shouldn't be so sexy. Trump won Alabama by 28 goddamn percentage points. Having a Democrat within spitting distance is crazy enough. Actually winning would be a miracle. And Alabama doesn't deserve miracles.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:46 |
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Just a reminder that Alabama has fought hard to be at the bottom of just about any statistic that matters. Why would this be on the Democrats?
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:47 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Who knows maybe Henry Kissinger will die as 2017 tries to adjust its karmic balance. Kissinger is an old man who is going to die painlessly in his sleep
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:47 |
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Duke Chin posted:"hmmm vote for a pedo or vote for a democrat. ugh, no thanks, imma stay home and beat my cousinwife." Alleged pedo (whose accusers waited decades) vs fetus-killer. Godholio fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Dec 13, 2017 |
# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:48 |
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Fighting hard to be losers is something Alabama and the Democrats could use as common ground to open a dialog.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:48 |
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45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:Kissinger is an old man who is going to die painlessly in his sleep Well at least he’ll finally be dead. Also for what it’s worth Moore is collapsing on PredictIt.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:48 |
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Maybe if the Dems ran someone that wasn't the human embodiment of the stale end slice of white bread they could have capitalized on this left-leaning surge better? Call me crazy I guess, but I never figured a platform centered on "I'm not the other guy" would win this after it didn't beat Trump.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:49 |
51-47 Moore with 5% reporting
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:50 |
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Professor Bling posted:Maybe if the Dems ran someone that wasn't the human embodiment of the stale end slice of white bread they could have capitalized on this left-leaning surge better? This isn’t what happened at all?
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:51 |
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Professor Bling posted:Maybe if the Dems ran someone that wasn't the human embodiment of the stale end slice of white bread they could have capitalized on this left-leaning surge better? Most Dem talking points are poison in Alabama. If you put a D in front of Dick Cheney he would be near unelectable in any other Alabama election.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:52 |
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:51-47 Moore with 5% reporting This was what I said back in 2016 as well and we know how that turned out, but shouldn't early results generally favor smaller, rural counties? Since fewer votes to count, etc.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:52 |
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Notably, Moore's home county is reporting 91% for Jones.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:52 |
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windshipper posted:Speaking as someone who was first bucked off of a horse at 6 years old, this is the kind of poo poo I did at 6 years old to get bucked off of a horse. Some say he's still riding to this day...
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:53 |
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In other pedophile news, https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/940759864015499264 Judge clamping down hard on Hastert for reasons not yet clear, if ever.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:56 |
Suicide Watch posted:This was what I said back in 2016 as well and we know how that turned out, but shouldn't early results generally favor smaller, rural counties? Since fewer votes to count, etc. It's 50.1-48.6 Moore now with 15%. I think this could be a real squeaker.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:01 |
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Roy Moore will be a United States Senator and Trump’s running mate in 2020. In 2024 he will becomes the 46th president of the United States.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:04 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Roy Moore will be a United States Senator and Trump’s running mate in 2020. In 2024 he will becomes the 46th president of the United States. Yeah I'm pretty sure that would lead to actual riots
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:08 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Roy Moore will be a United States Senator and Trump’s running mate in 2020. In 2024 he will becomes the 46th president of the United States. Still leaves a cool eight years to pass the 61st amendment, get Schwarzenegger into the presidency, and have someone unfreeze Stallone.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:09 |