this was probably a dumb idea FACEBOOK LINK CLICK HERE! ALL ACTIVITY ON MY PAGE IMPROVES FACEBOOK ALGORITHM RANKING. this is me greetings friends. my name is richard wolf. perhaps you've seen me white noise posting in the trimp thread where i like to empty quote bad jokes and defend mark zuckerburg. after two years of watching a racist dumbass campaign for and somehow win the presidency, ive been slowly growing more and more miserable. and then with this whole tax cut thing (and the inevitable slashing of whats left of our social safety net) looming over the horizon ive started to get angry. there was nothing i could do, though. im just loser failson who listens to podcasts while playing video games all day. i had nothing to offer, no unique skills, no special abilities, no connections - nothing. but now ive seen political support for literal child molestor and 2 time state supreme court reject Roy Moore come back into his sails like nothing has happened. this broke my brain entirely nothing matters. literally any rear end in a top hat can run for a political position and win. being under-qualified doesn't matter. being a criminal and a liar doesn't matter. hell you can be completely and totally unlikable seems to be a positive in a lot of peoples minds. there's nothing that can stop me from at least giving it a shot. so i asked my father for enough money to get on my state house of representatives ballot and just went for it. and now im doing what i do best (?) and talking about it on the internet. The District im in the campaign for texas house district 63 against republican Tan Parker as you can see from that link, Tanny Boy has gone uncontested since 2014. his last democratic challenger got slightly less than 15% of the vote. my district is best characterized as a combination of rural farmland and wealthy DFW suburbanites. even though the demographics and voting history of this area go strongly against any democratic candidate - especially a young 20 something lefty college dropout - i am definitely 100% sure that i could win this election in a 20+ point landslide. lol The Opponent tan parker is an rear end in a top hat, plain and simple. he is currently the chairman of the texas house of representatives republican caucus so every vile piece of legislation that flows out of there has his fingers on it. otherwise he seems to try and keep a low profile. the biggest legislative knocks against him are his interests in 1. cutting taxes and liabilities for private / charter schools, taking money out of the public school system. 2. being extremely anti-union in a state where union membership is already very low. here's a bill to make it more difficult for teachers and other public employees to contribute to workers organizations. it does include an exception for police officers though. and this bizarre one which makes it so that minors need parental permission to join an organized labor union. and 3. his strong anti-abortion stance. though he did recently get into a bit of controversy by prioritizing a bill to give nascar free money over some anti abortion legislation which was funny. he is also a member of the house redistricting committee which recently got in trouble for "diluting minority votes" through gerrymandering. and then of course his donors are mostly energy companies and insurance companies but that's just par for the course. The Platform i'm still in the process of writing out and properly explaining what i think would be good texan policy for my website and facebook pages. here's the short list of basic stuff though quote:]improving medicaid in texas quote:'bortion access quote:weed policy quote:immigration quote:mineral rights & local control quote:social issues and civil rights quote:labor rights quote:april 27th faqs Q: isnt it a bad idea to talk about your campaign on a dumb internet forum? isnt this bad for your electability? A: yes its probably a bad idea but i dont think it really matters anymore. decorum is over. professionalism will not hold me back from my true passion. (posting) Q:is there another democratic primary candidate? A: yeah but she seems nice and i don't know her platform very well. we both declared and registered yesterday so there's not much for me to say! i dont want to invite any potential negativity to my primary opponent Q:whats the point of this thread? A:i think it will be a fun way to keep track of my experience and workshop ideas. i can talk about my experience being a candidate, what its like to work with local party people, campaign finance poo poo. all of that stuff. plus i can toxx myself to make sure i dont become a lazy bum and give up campaigning to play video games all day currently on my agenda: 1 - 2 - create an official website, 3 - 4 - block walking with other candidates. gotta gain experience knocking on peoples doors and telling them the good news. 5 - much much more!!! feel free to ask me anytghing or call me a cuck. whatever works people asked to donate but i dont recommend it. if you dont listen to me click this image slouch has issued a correction as of 08:09 on Dec 15, 2017 |
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:31 |
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i'll work for your campaign if you pay me money. i'll even move to texas. e: at the very least i can edit that dang platform
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:33 |
zeal posted:i'll work for your campaign if you pay me money. i'll even move to texas. i have no money. ill get back to you when the soros check rolls in
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:38 |
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sir, would you like to respond to allegations that you've posted statements online such as "im gay" and "trump"?
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:40 |
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congratulations on your future loss, op
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:44 |
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i'll throw you 20 bucks when you get a campaign infrastructure set up
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:21 |
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what is oyur stance on the sasquatch op
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:36 |
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will you be seeking DSA endorsement
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:48 |
you realize that koch operatives browse these forums for ammo against liberal swine, all your posting will be audited. make sure you adamantly defend your posting. always confront, never back down and admit it was a shitpost. be aggressive, republicans are scared by liberal alphas but seriously good luck.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:54 |
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slouch posted:this was probably a dumb idea he's running
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:55 |
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God dammit dude, I live in Denton. I wish I could vote for you.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 05:47 |
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I will support you, goon. you have my MSPaint edits
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 05:51 |
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Flat out, if you need flyers taped up somewhere let me know. Flower Mound is a slight drive for me, but god drat I'm currently drunk enough to throw my hat in with a goon who means well.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 05:53 |
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i volunteer as your campaign manager, i have lots of experience in texas politics such as running this campaign:
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 05:59 |
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Shinjobi posted:God dammit dude, I live in Denton. I wish I could vote for you. we're getting drunk and watching soviet sci-fi movies next week at dan's silverleaf
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:join denton DSA binch I no longer have to wrry about school. I am looking forward to seeing ya soon.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 06:28 |
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Proud of you OP. No MfA? O'Rourke is running on it. You should reach out to North Texas DSA.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 06:30 |
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for real though i got a master's degree and some prose chops, will speechwrite for rent money
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 06:39 |
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I will send your campaign money if you PM me a link to do so!
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 07:02 |
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i will only support OP after they outline their plan to get themselves on the 2020 Zuck ticket
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 07:37 |
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where do you stand on killing you're parents
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 07:43 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:i volunteer as your campaign manager, i have lots of experience in texas politics such as running this campaign: were you the guy that bought everyone those lovely megaman x avs?
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 07:55 |
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I'm down to donate (money, services, bodily fluids) when you can accept it OP
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 08:08 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:were you the guy that bought everyone those lovely megaman x avs? uh, sure
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 08:27 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:i volunteer as your campaign manager, i have lots of experience in texas politics such as running this campaign: that is possibly the most unfortunate last name in politics boykott boyko
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 13:38 |
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what is yr position on private ownership of tigers what if its restricted to only me, as tiger owner
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 15:52 |
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will you invest in the time-honored tradition of canvassing known only as "yard signs"
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 16:04 |
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looks p good op but I’m gonna need to know your position on data centre consolidation before I can give a firm endorsement
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 16:20 |
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Tan Parker What is Trivac Limited anyway? No website, but there are clues through which the nature of their bussiness becomes clear, The founder is this guy, who is also on the board of MedSynergies, Inc. which says it "provides revenue cycle management and physician practice management, consulting, business process analysis, and software integration solutions for health care organizations, physicians, hospitals, and health networks in the United States." then we see that Trivac was involved in some deal with the government which resulted in this contract for professional and management development training through some manner of tricky commotion they delivered five hundred thousand dollars worth of management training to the government free of charge. Nice guys, I guess. So the good news is that your opponent is some ivory tower business nerd that makes an easy 6 figures as one of the do-nothing executive vice-presidents of a company that provides bullshit corporate workshops for inexcusable sums of money.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 17:02 |
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i declare that this thread is now the official opposition research office for ops campaign comport yrselves appropriately (helldumpishly, but politics)
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 17:45 |
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ur gonna need social media op, link up
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 18:07 |
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CREEP, the Committee to E-Elect the Poster
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 18:09 |
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my advice, play to ur electorate (and kno ur electorate...get some data/records/maps, do some analysis, etc. according to commitment) speak to their hearts and tell them what they want to hear even if it's against ur own politics. then once elected go full dem socialist and give the ppl a taste of what good 4 them. u have my support and i wish u success ttyl
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 18:14 |
Holy poo poo man I grew up in Springtown. What the CHRIST do you think you're doing?
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 19:10 |
wow wow wow everyone ITT has been so nice and kind to me. appreciate it like you don't believe. my campaign facebook page is super under construction (meeting with my real digital team soon) but i at least have a profile and cover photo for now so go like share and subscribe if youd like https://www.facebook.com/RichardWolfHD63/ website and donations will hopefully be coming next, i might have a resource that can donate web hosting & domain name which will be nice.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 19:13 |
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it's an awful idea and look forward to u bring corrupted
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 20:15 |
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Tan Parker has definitely raped someone
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 20:21 |
Frijolero posted:You should reach out to North Texas DSA. that movie watching and beer drinking event sounds like fun. probably coming out to that, hope to talk to people and see whats good. ive wanted to participate for a while but just havent gotten my rear end out my chair yet Over Easy posted:(tan parker infodump) Weeping Wound posted:will you invest in the time-honored tradition of canvassing known only as "yard signs" one of my neighbors still has a Hillary for Prison 2016 sign in their yard. as soon as i have some ill ask if they would like another to go beside it.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 21:13 |
Really proud of you, duder. You're gonna lose but give 'em hell on the way down. No-holds-barred, shitpost politics.
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petition to subtitle this thread "the zyborne candidate" tia
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