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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nyt just called for jones. gently caress me sideways.

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
lmao the seat of Jeff "gently caress The Blacks" Sessions went to a Democrat

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
hahahahaha


GOP

hahahaha

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

:stare:

Ambihelical Hexnut
Aug 5, 2008

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
....get hosed GOP, and thanks Bannon for coming in to take a giant poo poo in the reddest of states and turn it blue :getin:

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
I really can't wait to hear how this one plays out in the news cycle.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I cant stop laughing

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
HE DID IT!

THE SONOFABITCH DID IT!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6G-nVDwuOw

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Alabama hasn't had a D in the Senate in over 20 years. God drat.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

I hope everyone regains their taste for GOP anguish

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

the GOP lost the reddest state in the nation

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Sherman rolls on Alabama

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

the GOP lost the reddest state in the nation

mississippi?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

the GOP lost the reddest state in the nation

On to Tennessee and Mississippi!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
No, go ahead and pass that tax reform plan. Mid-terms are a year away.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Proud Christian Mom posted:

lmao the seat of Jeff "gently caress The Blacks" Sessions went to a Democrat

I totally loving forgot this was his seat.

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
how long until trump throws moore under the bus?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Tryzzub posted:

how long until trump throws moore under the bus?

A day, maybe less.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Tryzzub posted:

how long until trump throws moore under the bus?

1 hour

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Tryzzub posted:

how long until trump throws moore under the bus?

Easily in the AM, he'll bitch that he wasn't using enough Trumpisms. Not even Bannon and Trump could save this poo poo stain.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
HOW THE gently caress DID ALABAMA VOTE FOR A PRO-CHOICE DEMOCRAT

HOW

NO loving WAY

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Duke Chin posted:

I totally loving forgot this was his seat.

yep they ran the worst candidate ever against the safest republican seat ever and lost

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Tryzzub posted:

how long until trump throws moore under the bus?

I'm certain he's already started deleting the tweets.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

HOW THE gently caress DID ALABAMA VOTE FOR A PRO-CHOICE DEMOCRAT

HOW

NO loving WAY

Black voters, willing to bet it was the black voters who have seen the KKK marching at the behest and approval of a GOP President.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

not caring here posted:


So to take their spots there's now a fox face lo who is skittish as can be, and a starry blenny, because blenny's are cool. A few weeks ago we saw a snail literally pumping jizz out into the water like a goddamn firehose and now there's a bunch of little snails running around.


I had a black spiny that would move up rocks to get into the water column to decorate with urchin jizz.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Really want to be in the same room as Mitch McConnell now.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Hahahahahahah, holy poo poo, this is amazing.


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

i-is this the mattering?

Not yet. Some die hard fuckers can wave this on as a sex scandal anomaly.

But it's close.

Knives Amilli
Sep 26, 2014
Elephants taking hella L's in Alabama in TYOOL 2017

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/DavidMDrucker/status/940787111170662401

GO gently caress YOURSELF

Charles Barkley beat Steve Bannon.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
Goddamn it America, I have some faith again.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Taken from 538

quote:

Damning statement from Senate Leadership Fund CEO Steven Law: “This is a brutal reminder that candidate quality matters regardless of where you are running. Not only did Steve Bannon cost us a critical Senate seat in one of the most Republican states in the country, but he also dragged the President of the United States into his fiasco.”

Perhaps this is the point where Steve Bannon is promptly dismissed from any sort of political strategy.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Syrian Lannister posted:

I had a black spiny that would move up rocks to get into the water column to decorate with urchin jizz.

sea life is simultaneously the grossest thing and the most amazing thing.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/DavidMDrucker/status/940787111170662401

GO gently caress YOURSELF

Charles Barkley beat Steve Bannon.

are you fuckign kidding me lmao

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/theonion/status/940786879888351232

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






:vince:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/DavidMDrucker/status/940787111170662401

GO gently caress YOURSELF

Charles Barkley beat Steve Bannon.

says the guy who refuses to represent his own constituency

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
"What's-his-name beats Avowed Pedophile" in groundbreaking development.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa39v3WAAbY

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

nice

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