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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Hardly anybody left :v:

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AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax
Can you imagine all the pedo web forums and their sadness tonight. "Don't worry guys, the pedophile revolution will come eventually."

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe
Ahahahaha shut him down.

Also, bro had lyrics on his phone but the woman knew them all by heart.

He gets the Mic though because ain't no woman gonna lead men in song.

r.y.f.s.o.
Mar 1, 2003
classically trained
oh my god, this is / is going to be glorious.

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
Before polls closed it was reported that Moore only wrote one speech. Of course everyone loving says that, but he might be egotistical enough to have actually done it... maybe that's his delay at this point?

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
"y'all just sit tight for one more second here"

Mundrial Mantis
Aug 15, 2017


I decided to avoid the news today to avoid getting my hopes raised and dashed until bed. But, holy gently caress balls, it is being called for Doug Jones.

2018 is going to be fun. :getin:

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
The Moore crowd has thinned out worse than most of the men's hair.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Starsfan posted:

haha cut the dude off mid hymm

crowd cheers

I'm loving crying laughing.

Bloodgargling
Sep 9, 2012
I've never seen so many people in one room with the same awkward "...whelp" expression on their faces. I'm just waiting for the first guy to awkwardly jangle his keys and pretend his parking expired and speedwalk outta there.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Lectern just got shuffled to centre stage. Here it comes.

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe
Podium moved to center!

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Bets on "For God, we are going to get to the bottom of this rigged election...". ?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I'd love to go grab the mic and scream "WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!" in my best heavy metal voice.

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

Is the lady in red stealing a picture of the wall?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


I'm the lady walking around with a framed copy of the Ten Commandments.

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

hip check please posted:

Is the lady in red stealing a picture of the wall?

I'm the elderly woman walking around holding a framed picture of the ... bible? constitution? equally likely I suppose :/

funktopus
Jan 11, 2009

Handsome Ralph posted:

I'm the lady walking around with a framed copy of the Ten Commandments.

You mean you don't have one? Some Christian you are.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Roy Moore gonna ride in on his horse completely hammered.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Roy Moore is currently at the only place no one would think to look for him: the Gadsden mall

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
First item: Recount.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Ahahahahaha so much for the concession speech.

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
they aren't really going to give god the credit for how this turns out.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Hmmm, your framed picture of the Ten Commandments didn't help? Shocker.

funktopus
Jan 11, 2009
"We know God is still in control (even though we didn't win outright, because apparently God can't save us from our own incompetence)."

Cart
Sep 28, 2004

They see me rollin...

Plot twist?

hanales
Nov 3, 2013
Hahahaha they aren't giving up.

Also, the chat stream is flooded with "JEB WON" which I find hilarious for some reason.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
This works as a quick synopsis of VA/AL

https://twitter.com/RonBrownstein/status/940797780783783937

Considering how close Alabam is no element of it is less than critical, but the incredibly strong African American turnout remains very notable, contra the pre-written hand wringing. The post Trump Democratic coalition needs more than ever the strong support of the black community.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Ahahaha this loving wuss won't even concede.

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe
This is actually Church. Literally right now.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

Potato Salad posted:

Bets on "For God, we are going to get to the bottom of this rigged election...". ?

pretty fuckin close tbh

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
The secretary of state is going to explain to the media how we get a recount. Military votes aren't even in yet. God. :colbert:

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
"we've been painted in an unfavourable and un..... .... ... faithful light. We've been put in a hole."

That's lawyer talk to avoid saying something like unfair or inaccurate.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
This is creepy as gently caress

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Well that was short.

"It's not over"

Bloodgargling
Sep 9, 2012
Looks like ol' Judge Moore did some freestyle Psalm improv there.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
He's not conceding?

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
Refusing to concede. What assholes to make their people stay there when it's obviously over.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


:byodood: GOD IS STILL IN CONTROL GUYS!

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Petr
Oct 3, 2000
When he said there has to be a 0.5% margin including all candidates, does that mean Jones has to beat him plus write-ins by 0.5%?

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