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AP and NYT have called the Alabama race for Jones. Very much looking forward to takes from Branco, Garrison, and the other thread favorites.
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Jesus Christ, Doug Jones won Alabama. Time to get smashed on a weekday night.
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Viewtiful Jew posted:https://twitter.com/AP/status/940785964661829632 drat, good thing Garrison didn't draw just one more cartoon
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The Haitian posted:AP and NYT have called the Alabama race for Jones. Very much looking forward to takes from Branco, Garrison, and the other thread favorites. He waited too long to make the comic. Waited too long on the sidelines too make sure it was what everyone else was doing. If only he had acted sooner he'll say. He could have saved so many babies.
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He loving did it! Haha, my joy knows no bounds!
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Holy loving poo poo I can't believe Jones won in Alabama.
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Took someone loving children . And almost didn't work. drat bama. I mean good job. But barely. C+
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Bombadilillo posted:Took someone loving children . And almost didn't work. drat bama. I mean good job. But barely. C+ It's Alabama you idiot
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World Famous W posted:He loving did it! Haha, my joy knows no bounds! Hell yeah toxx buddy.
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Viewtiful Jew posted:https://twitter.com/AP/status/940785964661829632 "Doug Jones Senator, Roy Moore Pedophile"
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The Haitian posted:AP and NYT have called the Alabama race for Jones. Very much looking forward to takes from Branco, Garrison, and the other thread favorites. "Roy Moore? Never heard of 'im"
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The Haitian posted:AP and NYT have called the Alabama race for Jones. Very much looking forward to takes from Branco, Garrison, and the other thread favorites. They are going draw Moore getting swallowed by a swamp labeled child molestation allegations and I will declare them all AGC.
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Garrison will be too busy doing a cartoon on the most pressing issue of our time: the continuing existence of Hillary Clinton.
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Katt posted:When I saw the Daniel Shaver and Trayvon Martin verdicts it made me wonder of the prosecutors pompously sabotage these cases by prosecuting the killer with crimes so severe that they know the killer will be able to wriggle out of it. Prosecutors are cops and ACAB.
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Lord Hydronium posted:Garrison will be too busy doing a cartoon on the most pressing issue of our time: the continuing existence of Hillary Clinton. The official line from Moore now is that a recount will happen and if enough people believe in God then God will make more ballots for Moore appear in the boxes. This is the goal of Garrison now. To tell everyone to raise their hands and give Moore your energy.
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Lord Hydronium posted:Garrison will be too busy doing a cartoon on the most pressing issue of our time: the continuing existence of Hillary Clinton. His next comic will be about the evil globalist Chuck Schumer going after
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World Famous W posted:He loving did it! Haha, my joy knows no bounds! And I'm sincerely happy for you. Based on your comments in this thread, you've given your all to make sure the good guys won this one, and it's gratifying to see your work rewarded. Also gratifying to see a serial child predator who thinks the Reconstruction amendments were a mistake (only just) won't be seated in the Senate, so that's nice, too. No denying, there's a lot that's still hosed, but Jones going to the Senate is a huge victory all the same. Congrats.
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Viewtiful Jew posted:https://twitter.com/AP/status/940785964661829632 We get to see another day where an exposed pedophile is not a goddamn loving U.S. Senator. A senator from one of the deepest motherfucking red states is now a Democrat. McConnell now has one less vote to play with when trying to ram abominations through the Senate. Trump's favored candidate lost. In a sense, twice. Sessions's old senate seat is now blue. This is a good day. 
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Zivilyn Bane posted:We get to see another day where an exposed pedophile is not a goddamn loving U.S. Senator. Not emptyquoting.
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This is one where I really want to know what was in the original and what is a product of the cultural translation to Norwegian.
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Zivilyn Bane posted:We get to see another day where an exposed pedophile is not a goddamn loving U.S. Senator. At least until next year yeah
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As crushing as it was to lose the first batch of specials by so little, Virginia and now tonight really give me hope that The Wave is coming. Probably presumptuous to think Alabama is purple, but at least it proved there is a limit. A candidate can really be so bad that having that R next to the name doesn't guarantee a win in a Republican heavy state. It would almost make me wish the MAGA nitwits continue to sway primaries if it weren't for the idea the candidates they produce could possibly win making me nauseous. Now, do the coming toons make excuses for why Moore didn't win, or go full on "I was never a Moore supporter, what are you talking about?" 
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corn in the bible posted:At least until next year yeah Jones is in until Dec 2020. Or longer, if he can manage the insane miracle of re-election. 2018 suddenly has the senate in active play for more scenarios than "dems win everything plausible, lose nothing, and then win a few more". This will be interesting--Heller losing plus one more (AZ?), and mcCaskill hanging on, means a dem senate. Zivilyn Bane posted:Probably presumptuous to think Alabama is purple, but at least it proved there is a limit. A candidate can really be so bad that having that R next to the name doesn't guarantee a win in a Republican heavy state. Barely a limit. This was a total nailbiter, and a half million people said "eh, maybe he's a pedo, but at least he's not a dem" and were OK with that vote. It's still something that he lost, but wow--there is zero room for error in these things. OAquinas fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Dec 13, 2017 |
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Dec 13, 2017 06:15
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OAquinas posted:Jones is in until Dec 2020. Or longer, if he can manage the insane miracle of re-election.
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OAquinas posted:2018 suddenly has the senate in active play for more scenarios than "dems win everything plausible, lose nothing, and then win a few more". This will be interesting--Heller losing plus one more (AZ?), and mcCaskill hanging on, means a dem senate. Which Republicans would absolutely love because it would give them plausible deniability for why they're not doing anything.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:People are making noise about TX - Cruz has awful popularity and if turnout like this is possible in Alabama... Another possibility. TX has almost as bad ID issues as AL though, and the hispanic population is terribad at turnout (they should be dominant, but they're a fraction of representation). It's doable on paper, but in practice it needs a lot of TLC to manifest. Could be the year for it though! Maybe. Spanish Matlock posted:Which Republicans would absolutely love because it would give them plausible deniability for why they're not doing anything. True, but GOP president means "gently caress that noise" with a bigger scapegoat. We've seen firsthand the terrible poo poo they put out when in control. Dems have to step up their messaging game; but they can't afford to let the GOP drive the country off a cliff anymore.
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Zivilyn Bane posted:Now, do the coming toons make excuses for why Moore didn't win, or go full on "I was never a Moore supporter, what are you talking about?" DACK FAYDEN posted:People are making noise about TX - Cruz has awful popularity and if turnout like this is possible in Alabama...
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I think it is far more likely that Ted just ends up primaried. Also, please note that Ted Cruz is not a pedophile
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OAquinas posted:Jones is in until Dec 2020. Or longer, if he can manage the insane miracle of re-election. I thought the special election merely meant he was in until 2018. Or was that the idea of the election in the first place, get a safe Republican seat for the midterms that wouldn't have been safe otherwise?
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they dont change the overall cycle, the election was to fulfill the rest of the senate term (until 2020 elections)
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Renaissance Spam posted:I thought the special election merely meant he was in until 2018. Sessions was elected in 2014, then got tapped for AG earlier this year. Strange was appointed by the Gov to fill his seat until the Special, and the Special elects the guy to fill out the remainder of the term (so election in Nov 2020, with replacement swearing in Jan 2021)
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Renaissance Spam posted:I thought the special election merely meant he was in until 2018. The special election was to fill Jeff Sessions' old seat. Sessions was last elected in 2014 so the seat isn't up for another election until 2020.
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OAquinas posted:Sessions was elected in 2014, then got tapped for AG earlier this year. Strange was appointed by the Gov to fill his seat until the Special, and the Special elects the guy to fill out the remainder of the term (so election in Nov 2020, with replacement swearing in Jan 2021) That's beautiful. 2 whole years of a Blue seat in Alabama. Now the question arises as to whether Jones will be asking for hall passes to try to get re-elected or he knows this is likely a 2 year thing and he's going to just go all in on the Dem line.
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Renaissance Spam posted:That's beautiful. 2 whole years of a Blue seat in Alabama. Three. He's in for all of 2018, 2019, and 2020.
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corn in the bible posted:I think it is far more likely that Ted just ends up primaried. No, just one of the most mysterious serial killers of all time.
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Excellent thanks to beating Roy Moore we're one step closer to our mandatory abortions policy coming to pass. Alabama fools!
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