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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Huh, Brees is 2260 yds away from the all time passing yard record. Should smash that next season. Hes only 320 off of 70k

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Although that's not surprising I would never have guessed that

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/940705586164969472

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Tip 1.

"Dont visit Florida in December"

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Tom Brady not only cheats at the sport of football, he cheats hard working Americans out of their money

also

https://twitter.com/pablotorre/status/940444481945505792

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Why is Brady scared of strawberries? I don't get why he thinks they're bad for you.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Because they're not a berry, they're an *aggregate*

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Chromatic posted:

Anyone remember Larry Johnson?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/sp...thinks-its-cte/

Dude probably won't have a good end.

Larry Johnson was responsible for one of the ballsiest plays I ever saw. Chiefs were on the goal line with just a few seconds on the clock and instead of kicking the field goal to tie, Vermiel sends Larry right up the middle for the winning TD.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Leon Einstein posted:

Why is Brady scared of strawberries? I don't get why he thinks they're bad for you.

He only eats blondes.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
https://nypost.com/2017/12/13/nfl-network-nightmare-exec-asked-if-i-planned-to-get-knocked-up/

NFLN sounds like a real great place to work

nah
Mar 16, 2009

That Larry Johnson article is a great read

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Chromatic posted:

Anyone remember Larry Johnson?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/sp...thinks-its-cte/

Dude probably won't have a good end.

My Larry Johnson story: my high school played State College every year back in the 1990s and I was personally present when Larry Johnson broke a long touchdown against us, then slowed down at about the 10 and let a defender catch up so he could stiffarm him to the ground before completing the touchdown

Then a coach was screaming at him on the sideline right after and he was shrugging like "whatever dude"

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/davebirkett/status/940968855530336256

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/940971708017758209

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

A Serbian Film

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

https://twitter.com/netflix/status/940051734650503168?s=17

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Larry Johnson was the Chiefs player I hated the Chargers going up against more than anybody else, for whatever reason. I mean, Jamaal Charles was the better player historically, but there was something about Johnson's combination of athleticism + sheer power that made him look like absolute hell to play against. Of course his body fell apart completely after '06 and him being a poo poo head off the field curtailed his career a ton. But for a couple seasons he really did look like he was gonna be a dominant player for years to come.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Kind of the ultimate Caldwell response.

"I am a blank slate. Project whatever movie you'd like to think that I'd like."

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Haha that’s an awesome response. He is like Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Definitely Wild Things then

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
50 Shades of Grey

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Triumph of the Will

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


NFL Highlights with Joe Buck on play-by-play.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/davebirkett/status/940988753748905985

They'd better ask Jim Bob Cooter the same question.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009


Prequel apologist spotted

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Belichick loves Joe Pesci, and his favorite movies are My Cousin Vinnie and Home Alone.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
It's got to be a sex comedy

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Porky's

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
It's Twilight. The acting really speaks to him.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
For whatever reason I hope it's like an obscure David Lynchian film that literally only Caldwell understands all of the subtleties completely and going into it would require hours of symbol interpretation and philosophy.

So Caldwell is actually just being polite.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The matrix rules

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
I hold no films before Alien.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/VinnyVidiVici98/status/940646779569213444

Vince Williams bragging about concussing people the same game the dude next to him is at least temporarily paralyzed is extremely my poo poo

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/kmeinke/status/940991294352084992

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

https://twitter.com/VinnyVidiVici98/status/940646779569213444

Vince Williams bragging about concussing people the same game the dude next to him is at least temporarily paralyzed is extremely my poo poo

Ban the AFC North.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

piss tape israel posted:

It's got to be a sex comedy

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

I think the reporter misheard Cooter as he meant to say

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
It's probably The Notebook or something. Cooter is very sensitive.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

:ms:

https://twitter.com/davebirkett/status/941000841925939200

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That's...not embarrassing at all...well, maybe if it's the reboot over the original.

Lame.

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