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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/940918705105534976

:staredog:

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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Man, when Mike loving Huckabee is dunking on you its time to go.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

hifi posted:

he's got a talk show now

i heard he had one before he joined the trump train

where was the outrage then

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Bwahahahahahaha

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

swickles posted:

Man, when Mike loving Huckabee is dunking on you its time to go.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
oic

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/940929859353825281

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

piss tape israel posted:

I find it loving hilarious that the greatest basketball player from my youth has been reduced to a meme

Is MJ not the GOAT anymore?

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Is MJ not the GOAT anymore?

Depends who you ask.

Spoiler alert : he is :smug:

Ross reply coming in 3...2...1...

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
ITS LEBRON

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'm not going to argue who's the better basketball player, but Lebron is not even close to the star that MJ was.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I don't know what is weirder, that Huck is calling out Moore or that he managed to construct a reasonable joke

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


This is going to be spun as an example of the high moral character of red state voters for decades.

“You Democrats will vote for any sleaze! Remember when Alabama voted Doug Jones? At least Republicans have scruples!”

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

:thunk:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/495384828427374592

:trumppop:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I always wonder what the hell it was that caused Trump to hate Obama so very much.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I always wonder what the hell it was that caused Trump to hate Obama so very much.

Go back and watch the 2011 WH Correspondents Dinner.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I always wonder what the hell it was that caused Trump to hate Obama so very much.
A combination of Obama's skin color and getting burned by him at the White House Correspondents' Dinner years ago

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

pubic works project posted:

So my wife and I are going out to Vegas next month for a weekend. I've never been. What's a good place to stay on the Strip? I was looking at the Bellagio. Any tips for first-timers?

My girlfriend and I go to Vegas a lot. I'll provide some input:

- most hotels on the strip are spendy if you aren't in their players clubs. That said, Paris, Bally's, and Excalibur are cheaper. Excal is barely off the strip, so it will be a bit of walking. When we stay, we stay at Palace Station off the strip because we get free rooms.
- if you plan on gambling a lot, get a players card. They're free and you can get good poo poo. My girlfriend gets free rooms, and they gave us a free cruise as well.
- casinos on the strip tend to have worse odds to win, especially slots. Be careful. Don't expect to win obviously, but doubly expect that if you gamble at somewhere like Bellagio.
- food on the strip is spendy. Food off the strip is actually cheap, and pretty good. Their Chinatown isn't too bad.
- if you want to see a show, there's a bunch of places around the strip that sell tickets same day for a discount, similar to if you've bought tickets in Times Square. Only tickets to the high demand shows (the Beatles' cirque show Love is one) won't be sold.
- see if the Golden Knights are playing. You can usually get tickets cheap before the game.
- Visit old downtown by Binion's / Golden Nugget once. They have cool video shows, ziplining, live music, and a ton of cool chain restaurants that aren't always available elsewhere (this was the first time I tried White Castle)
- buy your wife tickets to Chippendales / Thunder Down Under and while she's there, visit a classy strip club

I'm going for New Year's and it'll be my 4th time going in the last year and a half. I love Vegas.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Trump is fueled by petty revenge and a desire to revoke the estate tax.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I always wonder what the hell it was that caused Trump to hate Obama so very much.

I think it was also because it was attention-getting. Trump wants attention more than anything else, and he got attention by going after Obama, including especially the birther poo poo.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
https://youtu.be/DevvFHFCXE8

:stonk:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Leperflesh posted:

I think it was also because it was attention-getting. Trump wants attention more than anything else, and he got attention by going after Obama, including especially the birther poo poo.

Exactly this. Trump is that little kid who got attention for saying, "gently caress!" once and keeps walking around saying it for the attention. If cursing doesn't get his attention, he throws a tantrum.

Didn't he outright say he just kept saying, "drain the swamp!" solely because it received cheers?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Spoeank posted:

Exactly this. Trump is that little kid who got attention for saying, "gently caress!" once and keeps walking around saying it for the attention. If cursing doesn't get his attention, he throws a tantrum.

Didn't he outright say he just kept saying, "drain the swamp!" solely because it received cheers?

Drain the swamp was an eleventh hour thing when it looked like he was about to be housed by hill dawg.

It was probably going to be the new slogan for his news opinion show or whatever.

Like seriously it was never mentioned until November third.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Basically Trump was so burnt by Obama at that dinner that he set out to destroy America in retaliation.

FizFashizzle posted:

Drain the swamp was an eleventh hour thing when it looked like he was about to be housed by hill dawg.

It was probably going to be the new slogan for his news opinion show or whatever.

Like seriously it was never mentioned until November third.

I really wish I could get a glimpse into the time line where Trump lost and used the loss to launch a news network like everyone was suspecting. There's a good chance it would be shittier than the one we are in but I really want to see how that would've panned out.

Maybe if he loses in 2020 we'll still get it!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I'm not going to argue who's the better basketball player, but Lebron is not even close to the star that MJ was.

Yeah this.

LeBron is bigger, stronger, and faster than Michael. He's more durable than Michael and didn't have to take time off twice in his career. He also never had the coach or team that Michael had. He's a better basketball player.

But no one will ever touch the stardom that Michael had and continues to have. It's not even close

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Jordan only took time off in his career because he had been caught gambling and was effectively forced to do so. He would have schooled James in his prime.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Schooled him at what? A game of 1 on 1? Probably not

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

If Babe Ruth tried to play baseball today, he wouldn't make a single MLB team. It doesn't make sense to compare players across different eras of the game and try to claim one is better than the other. You can look at their records but those records are made in different contexts. They're not totally comparable.

There is also no actual point to deciding who was or is the GOAT. I think it's better to just appreciate players for who and what they were and are, as players and as people. We don't have to be so obsessed about one specific player being THE BEST.




Manute Bol was the GOAT

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mr. Nice! posted:

Jordan only took time off in his career because he had been caught gambling and was effectively forced to do so. He would have schooled James in his prime.

I'm sure the smaller slower weaker guy would have schooled LeBron in one on one, yes

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







C-Euro posted:

Basically Trump was so burnt by Obama at that dinner that he set out to destroy America in retaliation.


I really wish I could get a glimpse into the time line where Trump lost and used the loss to launch a news network like everyone was suspecting. There's a good chance it would be shittier than the one we are in but I really want to see how that would've panned out.

Maybe if he loses in 2020 we'll still get it!

It would be a dark-in-a-different-way timeline where hillary was crippled by fake investigations, Dems would get creamed again in 2018, and whatever arose in 2020 would be even worse.

Trump would use his bully pulpit to foment racial and political discord in a way that would make his presidency look tame.

I doubt he’d run in 2024 just due to health reasons.

I don’t want to say it would be worse, because trump has been pretty horrific. Just different bad.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Trump hates Obama so much he hired prostitutes to pee on a bed Obama once slept on!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

a neat cape posted:

I'm sure the smaller slower weaker guy would have schooled LeBron in one on one, yes

Correct because he was a better basketball player.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Okay two things, dudes:

1) I used "Trust the Process" unironically in a work email

2) Lebron would not lose to MJ at all. He has perfect recall and routinely uses it to school active players. Dude can bring up plays and moves from years before with perfect accuracy. There is no goddamn way MJ beats him.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

C-Euro posted:

Basically Trump was so burnt by Obama at that dinner that he set out to destroy America in retaliation.

He was already a birther way before then, thats part of why Obama specifically roasted him

Then, later that night, Obama supervised the operation to kill Bin Laden

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

FizFashizzle posted:

It would be a dark-in-a-different-way timeline where hillary was crippled by fake investigations, Dems would get creamed again in 2018, and whatever arose in 2020 would be even worse.

Trump would use his bully pulpit to foment racial and political discord in a way that would make his presidency look tame.

I doubt he’d run in 2024 just due to health reasons.

I don’t want to say it would be worse, because trump has been pretty horrific. Just different bad.

I wonder if he would have gained any traction with a loss. I think the GOP would have at least been relieved to see him out of the political scene and he would be going up against FNC for viewers. Would you get the alt-right/establishment split that's beginning to form among politicians, but forming among cable news hosts/viewers instead?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mr. Nice! posted:

Correct because he was a better basketball player.

He was a better shooter and nothing else

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

You aaa dolfan, I'm currently being sales called by emplan. They shouted out your company and how you use them to monitor economic development. Is this remotely true or usable?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


The Glumslinger posted:

He was already a birther way before then, thats part of why Obama specifically roasted him

Then, later that night, Obama supervised the operation to kill Bin Laden

Bin Laden getting killed when I was at a strip club was the greatest night ever

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Oh God are we still having this Jordan vs. LeBron argument? Until one of you invents a time machine, we can't settle this. So let's talk about something good....like food chat.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

pubic works project posted:

Oh God are we still having this Jordan vs. LeBron argument? Until one of you invents a time machine, we can't settle this. So let's talk about something good....like food chat.

You're right, this argument is dumb


Kobe would beat both of them

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