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Bonzo posted:I think he is crushing and snorting pills. I think he’s snorting pills whole.
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Look, please do not post big pictures of Artie Langes face, it is disgusting.
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Dec 13, 2017 23:54
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Jesus Christ Artie.
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Dec 14, 2017 00:07
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At least nws tag it.
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Dec 14, 2017 00:08
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Yeah it's not funny, it's not fun
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Ok for real what the gently caress is happening to his nose? Is that a coke/heroin thing? I've done coke before and never noticed my nose getting any bigger. I'm thinking that "Ang" dude in his tweet might have punched him, further loving up the nose. Explains the weird nature of the tweet and also the police involvement.
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BiggerBoat posted:I'm thinking that "Ang" dude in his tweet might have punched him, further loving up the nose. I'm trying to imagine what noise that would make, they are all bad.
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Dec 14, 2017 01:29
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Artie's only missing the mustache, and he'd look like Ignatius
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:Artie's only missing the mustache, and he'd look like Ignatius Funny you say that. Thats Arties favorite book and Ive heard him mention it on numerous occasions.
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Dec 14, 2017 01:54
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He looks like Mario if he jumped face first into the bricks
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JB50 posted:Funny you say that. Thats Arties favorite book and Ive heard him mention it on numerous occasions. I picked it up on his recommendation, I enjoyed it, but I've come to understand a lot of people don't.
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Dec 14, 2017 02:31
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It's a pretty good read, I also read it after Artie talked about it. It's also my go-to name for bar quiz teams.
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Dec 14, 2017 03:42
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That does make a pretty sweet bar trivia name. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w_MX-spS2y0 - 2017 Holiday Special, I'm planning on listening to it tonight so I can't verify the quality, but I figured I might as well post it in here. This thread could use some holiday cheer.
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Dec 14, 2017 04:41
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AxeManiac posted:He looks like Mario if he jumped face first into the bricks More like fell onto them. No way is he running or jumping. I can see him using a stick to hit a Question Mark brick, get a mushroom, and then eat it only to get fatter. And then bitching that it didn't have enough kick but there was this place in 1-2 where the 'dark' Koopas live that give one hell of a fire flower.
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Dec 14, 2017 04:51
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"Hey....what's up, judge? It's me...Art. Listen....I'm not gonna be comin' to court today. I can't stop pukin'....or shittin...."
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Dec 14, 2017 11:02
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:More like fell onto them. No way is he running or jumping. Mushrooms are a hell of a drug if you want to walk to 8-4 on a weekend.
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Dec 14, 2017 12:10
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AxeManiac posted:I'm trying to imagine what noise that would make, they are all bad. I'm thinking an old-timey "aroogah" car horn, like if you punched a clown in a cartoon.
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Dec 14, 2017 13:08
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In case you needed a reminder of what a scumbag Dominic is
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What a piece of poo poo.
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Dec 14, 2017 15:25
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I must be missing something essential here... I can't help but see it as someone who's offering Artie help. I'm assuming I'm way wrong, but how?
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Also a reminder it's widely assumed that Dominic is the one who leaked Artie's suicide attempt to the press.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I must be missing something essential here... I can't help but see it as someone who's offering Artie help. By sending a letter to a freakin national newspaper to make sure he's in the spotlight too. Contact Artie in private if you want to help. Also, the whole suicide thing.
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Dec 14, 2017 15:58
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The entire letter just seems like a plug for the rehab place (which is the only way Dominic could afford to "pay" for Artie since he's probably broke as a joke)
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Ah, ok, I get that. Thanks!
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Holy crap, I forgot that Dominic once represented a guy who wanted like, $1.5 million for the loving KIDNEY he gave his ex-wife. What a terrible attorney, even I know that human organs cannot be given any value whatsoever by law.
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Dec 14, 2017 17:53
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:That does make a pretty sweet bar trivia name. I'd love to hear the bit of Richard wanting to get tucked in by elves if anyone has it
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Dec 14, 2017 18:07
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Any other Dominic stories? I only know that he used to call in to the show all the time and loved to throw his money around, but I know nothing about him.
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Dec 14, 2017 18:17
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Lifespan posted:Any other Dominic stories? I only know that he used to call in to the show all the time and loved to throw his money around, but I know nothing about him. Oh my god so many. Here is the best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGMb3Y0VQ0Q Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opiaglaPlzE And https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLk6TMPFD5M
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Dec 14, 2017 18:20
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Lifespan posted:Any other Dominic stories? I only know that he used to call in to the show all the time and loved to throw his money around, but I know nothing about him. First of all, you should learn as much as you can about Dominic. And first of all, you should know that he is a bloated attorney. First of all, the clips already posted are great places to start.
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He also was involved with Diane Schultz case https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Taconic_State_Parkway_crash The HBO movie “There’s something wrong faith aunt Diane” he’s in a fair bit.
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Dominic's first appearance was when he offered represent Jessica Hahn. I would not be surprised if most of you didn't know who she was.
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Did Gary have two brothers? I'm listening to some ultra-early stuff, Boy Gary era, where Howard has Gary's mom and sister-in-law in the studio. e: it seems he did have two. Steven is the one who passed from AIDS, Tony is the other and I swear I don't think I've ever heard Gary mention him before. Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Dec 14, 2017 |
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Viktor posted:He also was involved with Diane Schultz case https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Taconic_State_Parkway_crash Yeah Dominic defending a woman who killed like 7 people by driving the wrong way on a highway because maybe her tooth hurt is like peak sleazeball
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Dec 14, 2017 19:51
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Gary talks about Anthony in his book. Anthony was the one who almost took Gary along to Woodstock when he was a kid. That would could have been amazing or gone horribly wrong.
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Former Human posted:Gary talks about Anthony in his book. Anthony was the one who almost took Gary along to Woodstock when he was a kid. That would could have been amazing or gone horribly wrong. Probably a little bit of both
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All the stoned people asking if they can dance with his pet monkey...
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haljordan posted:Oh my god so many. Here is the best: I'm on fire! That use to be my text message sound.
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Burden posted:I'm on fire! That use to be my text message sound. My parents have been boating for like, 25 years and you would not believe the number of people like Dominic out there. "Yeah I don't need to take lessons on driving this 40 foot boat, I'm sure it's just like a car!!!!"
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Steak for two for one.
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Dominic...so much to say about that guy. He plays a great role in the Scott pushup challenge. He puts up a good amount of money, then gets Howard super pissed at him when he tries to take over the mic and scream over Howard after Scott fails https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcVKHhBDExk&t=4317s He can also be a huge creep...like offering Jason and his wife his Hamptons house for their honeymoon and specifically calling out "And you can have the bed where Howard and Beth first had sex" Douche-Chills https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeOr5Rx7ezQ&t=1802s (bonus from that clip is Howard calling JD "Nerdy Warbucks" Dominic also represented Jackie and Nancy and all of their companies. When you dive deep into the Jackie tapes, Dominic comes up a lot.
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