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wait wait wait...the skeeters drink the radioactive blood...the frogs eat the mosquitos...the gators eat the frogs...the gator bites Connors...Now he'll have the proportionate strength of an alligator!!
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Dec 14, 2017 01:37
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Choco1980 posted:wait wait wait...the skeeters drink the radioactive blood...the frogs eat the mosquitos...the gators eat the frogs...the gator bites Connors...Now he'll have the proportionate strength of an alligator!! The cycle of life.... 
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Dec 14, 2017 01:47
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"Ok, so you know how this works. I give you a colour and absolutely everything in the panel has to be that colour. Your colour is green." "Umm, what if... the Lizard... fought... the Hulk! And they were in the jungle. Against some alligators!"
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Dec 14, 2017 01:49
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Lurdiak posted:The cycle of life.... From Florida, can confirm
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Dec 14, 2017 01:59
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Connors is absolutely going to use Hulk blood in his serum isn't he?
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Dec 14, 2017 02:13
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Apparently Lizard Hulk has been a thing before: 
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Dec 14, 2017 02:46
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hulk is probably the most boring option
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Dec 14, 2017 02:58
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Yeah but we've got him so let's make the best of it.
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Dec 14, 2017 02:59
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"Hulk is Hulk. Everything is door" is a very good line. Too bad there's no follow up story where Hulkasaurus has to fend off the advances of a horny Fing Fang Foom. edit: Cap-Wolf's face reminds me of Newspaper Rocket Raccoon.
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Dec 14, 2017 03:00
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Lizard Hulk is a good idea and NSM could use more like it.
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Dec 14, 2017 03:01
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah but we've got him so let's make the best of it. oh, it is nsm so i'm sure it'll be just fine. sadly, i guess it can't go with obscure characters every time.
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Dec 14, 2017 03:06
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I love that multiple Captain Americas have been turned into a werewolf at this point. It's my second favorite bit of weird Captain America bullshit, my first being the fact Steve Rogers is a native god.
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Dec 14, 2017 03:07
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That gator clearly bit Doc Connors in the dick
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Dec 14, 2017 03:22
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You know, gators have very strong jaws, Hulk pulling him like that should've ripped Connors leg off. Missed opportunity, writers.
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Dec 14, 2017 03:28
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Only if Connors was rooted to the ground. Instead he should still be in his jaws, dangling over Hulk's head.
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Dec 14, 2017 03:35
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I just noticed Peter in the background, doing what Newspaper Spider-Man does best: staring bewildered while someone else does something impressive. ... Also, the Hulk is totally throwing the gator at Peter’s head, right?
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Dec 14, 2017 03:43
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We totally should have seen Hulk coming. Just in newspaper-time to tie into Thor Ragnarok!
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Dec 14, 2017 03:57
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Knormal posted:We totally should have seen Hulk coming. Just in newspaper-time to tie into 2008's The Incredible Hulk!
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Dec 14, 2017 04:04
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The Unnamed One posted:I just noticed Peter in the background, doing what Newspaper Spider-Man does best: staring bewildered while someone else does something impressive. According to pants color, the gator was biting Peter in the first place
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Dec 14, 2017 04:05
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Hulk will update catchphrase with extra word to explicitly specify future tense!
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Dec 14, 2017 05:27
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Scaramouche posted:Bruce Banner known knife user and survivalist hardass You know, Banner being an ace survivalist is a characterization I've never seen, but it makes a lot of sense considering how he's a wanderer who tries to avoid highly populated areas.
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Dec 14, 2017 05:30
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:You know, Banner being an ace survivalist is a characterization I've never seen, but it makes a lot of sense considering how he's a wanderer who tries to avoid highly populated areas.
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Dec 14, 2017 05:35
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mind the walrus posted:It's not explicit, but it's always been heavily implied. One of my favorite bits in The Incredible Hulk is watching newly-ostracized Edward Norton jimmy-rig a life for himself in Brazil, watching Sesame Street to learn Portuguese and trying to do science with scraps. Yeah, but Darkman did it better.
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Dec 14, 2017 05:40
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holy poo poo I thought that Hulk was an edit
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Mulva posted:I love that multiple Captain Americas have been turned into a werewolf at this point. It's my second favorite bit of weird Captain America bullshit, my first being the fact Steve Rogers is a native god. Heck, hasn't Rogers been Cap Wolf like, at least 5 times by now?
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Dec 14, 2017 07:02
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It's a few times, but if it was just him it's like hey....sometimes Steve needs to be a werewolf. Throwing Sam in there and now it's this thing where evidently lycanthropy is a fundamental American characteristic or some poo poo.
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Dec 14, 2017 07:24
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Knormal posted:We totally should have seen Hulk coming. Just in newspaper-time to tie into Thor Ragnarok! *Ragnagronnnk
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Dec 14, 2017 07:25
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Mulva posted:It's a few times, but if it was just him it's like hey....sometimes Steve needs to be a werewolf. Throwing Sam in there and now it's this thing where evidently lycanthropy is a fundamental American characteristic or some poo poo. A curse resulting in uncontrollable shocking brutality that is later bitterly regretted but seemingly incurable? Sounds pretty American to me.
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Dec 14, 2017 07:28
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Omg. OMG. WE'RE GONNA SEE THE HULK WEARING TAN SHORTS!!!
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Dec 14, 2017 07:41
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Don’t get your hopes up. This is NSM’s weekday colorist remember?
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Dec 14, 2017 07:46
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Synthbuttrange posted:Don’t get your hopes up. This is NSM’s weekday colorist remember? Each day different color
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Dec 14, 2017 07:51
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Gamma radiation from his skin turns any pants he's wearing in Hulk Form a deep, rich purple. Give me money, Marvel.
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Dec 14, 2017 07:55
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Oh my God please tell me it is stupid Hulk (HULK SMASH! indicates it is) so Peter can STILL be the dumbest person in the room. I am excited for Connors trying to use Bruce's gamma-irradiated blood and turning into Lizard Hulk.
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Dec 14, 2017 08:24
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Well, there you go. Bruce Banner confirmed for terrible hair.
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Dec 14, 2017 08:38
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Doc Hawkins posted:Yeah, but Darkman did it better. Darkman owned
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Dec 14, 2017 10:48
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Randaconda posted:Darkman owned TAKE THE loving ELEPHANT!
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Synthbuttrange posted:
The loving Hulk. Of course. Christ I love this fever dream of a comic.
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Dec 14, 2017 20:11
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Hulk should be holding Mary Jane saying "Hulk will smash!" Next: Cucked!
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Okay time to change my tactics when trying to predict what happens next. Instead of guessing the dumbest thing I can think of I'm going to roll a D20 a D10 and a D4. Okay we got, 13, 8 and 4, so Doctor Conner is going to try to use the Hulk's blood to regenerate his arm, it's going to somehow turn him into The Lizard and Spiderman is going to be knocked out by a Hillbilly with a shotgun.
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