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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Oh no! Not another dead chud! What a tragedy!

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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

cowboy elvis posted:

A republican Kentucky state rep killed him this evening. He was being for sexual molestation. Here's the last thing he put out on social media.



http://www.wdrb.com/story/37062873/rep-dan-johnson-commits-suicide-on-bridge-in-mt-washington

Besides being a molester, Dan Johnson was a cult leader and a flaming racist. He invited minors to wild parties at his tax-exempt church "residence" and testified under oath that they were taking part in "communion" when they bought beer from him. In the course of the Congressional race, which he won, he claimed to have been "ambushed" on the road by "Chicago thugs" dispatched jointly by President Obama and his opponent, a 69-year-old retired schoolteacher. He didn't even write an honest suicide note. Good riddance.

Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Dec 14, 2017

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Ambihelical Hexnut posted:

Remember way back when a significant voting block said they'd rather have a pedophile on their team than anyone on the other team without considering any other policy factors? Seems pretty non-crazy to me.

I remember when I was with DNC. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a deep red district, in a deep red state, to raise awareness that the RNC candidate was a child rapist. We were leaving the district after knocking on every door, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back into his district.. they had voted for the rapist anyways. There they were in a pile: a pile of little ballots for a child rapist.

And I remember I...I...I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized, like I was shot — like I was shot with a diamond...a diamond-etched 2016 electoral map right through my forehead. And I thought: My God, the genius of that. The genius! The will to do that: Perfect. Genuine. Complete. Crystalline. Pure.

And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand it. These were not monsters. These were voters, single issue types — these conservatives who voted on their core issues, who had families, who have children, who are filled with love — but they had the strength — the strength! — to do that.

If I had ten districts of those issue voters our troubles in purple states would be over very quickly. You have to have voters who are moral and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to vote without feeling, without passion, without judgement. Without judgement! Because it's judgement that defeats us.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The horror...the horror...

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I don’t always get VV posts, but I always read them.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I don’t always get VV posts, but I always read them.

Very solid effort post

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

lightpole posted:

Very solid effort post

needed more mentions of tummies.

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014
So, it looks like the Chinese have been building 'refugee camps' for possible North Korean refugees on the sly.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-12-14/china-planning-refugee-camps-along-north-korean-border-report/9258082

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Spacman posted:

So, it looks like the Chinese have been building 'refugee camps' for possible North Korean refugees on the sly.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-12-14/china-planning-refugee-camps-along-north-korean-border-report/9258082

Good to know that the shadow government is preparing for eventual Korean war 1.5

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014

Laranzu posted:

Good to know that the shadow government is preparing for eventual Korean war 1.5

It's interesting, not alarming. The Russians started doing this when you guys went all axis of evil in 2001. To be fair, it's likely the thing I'd be doing if I ran China. I mean, if you whack in the infrastructure it aint going anywhere, can also use as camps for anoying students too if needed and it keeps your shitload of people doing something that isn't planning how to put your head on a spike. Win win.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Haha what a smug oval office

https://www.avclub.com/the-fccs-ajit-pai-now-openly-mocking-net-neutrality-pro-1821278546


Ajit pretty much made a video mocking everyone

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/BronzeHammer/status/941120710893821952

Edit:

Lol Putin angry at IOC

https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/941265134227423232

Double edit:

https://twitter.com/nbcwashington/status/941012002650185729

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Dec 14, 2017

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Haha what a smug oval office

https://www.avclub.com/the-fccs-ajit-pai-now-openly-mocking-net-neutrality-pro-1821278546


Ajit pretty much made a video mocking everyone

He's such a loving out of touch dumbass.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I didn’t want to inline it and make y’all look at his smug mug but gently caress that link is garbage. You’re going to see it anyways so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFhT6H6pRWg

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

OBAMA.....era regulations

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/941159085998858241

naw just a coincidence

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Actual good news in tyool 2017.

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/fantastic-four-xmen-marvel-disney-fox-1202640697/

This also includes A New Hope.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/cernovich/status/941077603754000384

:thunk:

In case he deletes it.

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Dec 14, 2017

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
:laffo:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/941311595736719362

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!
The exact question was "Do you approve or disapprove of Donald Trump sexually harassing women?". It's likely that a lot of those yes's is Trump voters really just denying he ever sexually harassed anyone, plus some amount of actual approval of sexual harassment.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/vmsalama/status/941318551750791168

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I didn’t want to inline it and make y’all look at his smug mug but gently caress that link is garbage. You’re going to see it anyways so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFhT6H6pRWg

I'm starting to understand why Trump hired him in the first place.

He'd better be careful though, you can only piss off Google and Facebook so much.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

The best part is Netanyahu crying crocodile tears.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

BigDave posted:

I'm starting to understand why Trump hired him in the first place.

He'd better be careful though, you can only piss off Google and Facebook so much.

his kids are evidently getting bullied over this which is hilarious.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Gobbeldygook posted:

The exact question was "Do you approve or disapprove of Donald Trump sexually harassing women?". It's likely that a lot of those yes's is Trump voters really just denying he ever sexually harassed anyone, plus some amount of actual approval of sexual harassment.

Yeah, that's a really bad polling question.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/WMCActionNews5/status/941103020279988224

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
At the time of his arrest, police say Maruna was carrying an iPhone, a MAC book, three zip drives, a bottle of Astroglide lubrication, Vaseline lotion, two bottles of Sprite, and chicken Alfredo in a Tupperware container. [/quote]

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Wonder what his reddit username is.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
He does look like the type that would try to trade chicken alfredo, Sprite for sex.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


MazelTovCocktail posted:

At the time of his arrest, police say Maruna was carrying an iPhone, a MAC book, three zip drives, a bottle of Astroglide lubrication, Vaseline lotion, two bottles of Sprite, and chicken Alfredo in a Tupperware container.
[/quote]

Surprised he wasn't carrying a printer.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Wonder what his reddit username is.
All of the usernames

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Man Aatrek got fat.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

:same:

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

That Works posted:


Surprised he wasn't carrying a printer.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
Cross posting my crazy theory:
What if Trump has phenylketonuria? It's a recessive mutation that causes severe mental retardation in infants due to a buildup of the amino acid phenylalanine. Phenylalanine is half of Aspartame, the sweetener in Diet Coke. Maybe Trump only carries one copy of the mutation, so his normal allele produces enough enzyme to make him normally asymptomatic, but 12 diet cokes a day is too much and he's getting a buildup of phenylalanine.

Infants and children need a special diet from birth after the disease is detected or they'll become super retarded but: "For adults, somewhat higher levels of Phe may be tolerable, but restriction is still advised to prevent mood disorders and difficulty concentrating, among other neurological problems."

Diet Coke is making Trump retarded.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
He's been retarded for like 70 years though??

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

(He was trying to solicit sex from a 15 year old boy)

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
:whitewater:

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Soup and breadsticks for a handy, sprite and alfredo for a half and half, mad dog and tiramisu for the GF experience.

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