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AlbieQuirky posted:Yes, asexual people have heard of sex, and should be aware that "in the bedroom" is a euphemism for sex. Yeah pretty sure thats autism.
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RagnarokAngel posted:Yeah pretty sure thats autism. Not always. Some Harley riders are just assholes.
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Dec 14, 2017 02:22
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"Furry art commission"
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The_White_Crane posted:
As other people have said, being asexual doesn't mean you are unfamiliar with sex. You could be perfectly familiar with it and understand it and just have it not do anything for you, which is what asexuality is. You would have to live under a rock for your entire life to not understand what that guy was implying right away (also to not be able to tell the difference between shrimp and pastry).
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Dec 14, 2017 02:27
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One presumes that she came to understand after the fact that he was asking for sex stuff, and her statement about being asexual is intended to explain why she didn't understand prior to the point at which he started doing sex stuff.
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SilkyP posted:"Furry art commission" Lots of non-perverts end up drawing commissions for fetishists because they're desperate for cash, there was even a Comedy Goldmine about one of them.
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Dec 14, 2017 02:29
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RagnarokAngel posted:Yeah pretty sure thats autism. Something Awful: not understanding autism since 1999™
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Dec 14, 2017 02:39
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Artists can make bank if they are willing to gaze long (and hard  ) into an incredibly gross abyss.
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Besesoth posted:Something Awful: not understanding autism since 1999™ Reading expressions under their literal meaning instead of the colloquial one is a common autistic symptom. I'm a psychologist. It's a joke.
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Dec 14, 2017 02:41
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RagnarokAngel posted:Reading expressions under their literal meaning instead of the colloquial one is a common autistic symptom. I'm not sure how you think "I'm a psychologist" makes mocking mental health conditions better, but okay.
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Dec 14, 2017 02:51
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Oh it doesn't make me a good person I made peace with that.
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Dec 14, 2017 03:08
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RagnarokAngel posted:Oh it doesn't make me a good person I made peace with that. Aight. 
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Dec 14, 2017 03:21
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 I agree with the message but that poo poo didn’t happen
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Dec 14, 2017 03:45
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I'm also a psychologist and didn't understand your joke until you explained it, maybe because it just looked like standard goon mocking and/or maybe because it didn't distinguish between disease and symptomology. 
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Dec 14, 2017 03:59
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Maybe your autism is acting up.
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Dec 14, 2017 05:32
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I like Ragnarok Angel and WrenP and I would like this scuffle to be over
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Dec 14, 2017 07:31
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St. Elsewhere reference.
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RagnarokAngel posted:Oh it doesn't make me a good person I made peace with that. My therapist is funnier than you.
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Volcott posted:St. Elsewhere reference. Speaking of STDH...
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Telemaze posted:Maybe your autism is acting up. Had a former student state that very thing in a Facebook post. We get to read their psycho-ed files and, nope, not a single word about being on the spectrum. Of course, thus is also the kid who: 1. Claimed to be fireproof 2. Had a metal plate/no! Metal skeleton 3. To have been born in Australia (wasn't) and spent a week with a horrendous come and go Aussie accent 4. Have a pilot's license and free access to planes whenever he wanted 5. One Thanksgiving break had to go up to New York to help Lockheed solve the problem with the F-22 engines 6. Make $2K a gig dj ing, but still complained about his parents not buying him some videogame So basically a walking personification of stdh.
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MrUnderbridge posted:3. To have been born in Australia (wasn't) and Wasn't there once a goon in E/N who had gotten in trouble because he'd faked an Australian accent to get laid and now his hookup had become his girlfriend and she wanted to meet with his parents or something?
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MrUnderbridge posted:1. Claimed to be fireproof this is really easy to disprove
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Pastry of the Year posted:this is really easy to disprove Delightfully, it was! We were doing a lab that involved bags of air vs. bags of oxygen (showing concentration effects on reaction rate), and he managed to put his glowing splint in too far when WHOOSH, tiny flame shoots out and grazed his hand. "Ow!" (Girl next to him, innocently) "I thought you were fireproof?" "Grumble, grumble, scowl" (Quick check showed no damage done) Me: drawing blood as I bite my lip to keep from laughing. Sadly, no one applauded, and Einstein was long dead.
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Dec 14, 2017 14:34
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I mean, you can just be someone who constantly tells huge, obvious lies without being autistic.
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Verisimilidude posted:
It's amazing how all these things follow the same structure, and always end up with someone saying "bro" or "gross" a lot.
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System Metternich posted:Wasn't there once a goon in E/N who had gotten in trouble because he'd faked an Australian accent to get laid and now his hookup had become his girlfriend and she wanted to meet with his parents or something? Oh god, yeah I vaguely remember that story.
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Volcott posted:I mean, you can just be someone who constantly tells huge, obvious lies without being autistic. You can just have ADHD instead and tell lies about being in the CIA and having a 'CIA license' that can get you out of parking tickets, passing the training and qualifying for various special forces positions 'over the summer', and doing your 'service' and 'training' with straight up novelty guns that have never been adopted by any military the world over and barely even function half the time. ...like a classmate in my university engineering program, who's loving 21 
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Dec 15, 2017 15:45
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Must be interesting living in a '90s sitcom.
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Dec 15, 2017 16:07
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I've never met a bartender that does the movie/sitcom thing where they seem to enjoy being your therapist. I've seen plenty of people pour out all their problems at them but they never gave heartfelt advice or sympathy, they just were like "mmhmm that sucks so do you want another" and went away to do their actual job as soon as possible.
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Dec 15, 2017 16:13
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Yeah I'm sure the bartender at the movies has plenty of time to go fill a paying customer's seat and do nothing for 2 hours on a whim during his shift.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I've never met a bartender that does the movie/sitcom thing where they seem to enjoy being your therapist. I've seen plenty of people pour out all their problems at them but they never gave heartfelt advice or sympathy, they just were like "mmhmm that sucks so do you want another" and went away to do their actual job as soon as possible. Hint: these bartenders have never existed they only have that perception because popular media uses the bartender as a chance for the main character to do a soliloquy or for the bartender to impart some Mysterious Stranger wisdom.
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Dec 15, 2017 16:21
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Actually, all the theaters employees are contractually obligated to see a movie after every shift
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NAR posted:(I am standing in line at the checkout behind a mother with a daughter of about three and an infant in a sling. The older child is “helping” to put groceries on the belt, but due to her small stature, a lot of them land on the floor. I pick them up for her because it is obviously difficult for her to bend over, and she thanks me pleasantly each time. After about the fifth item to hit the floor, the cashier at the next register starts to scold the child, calling her a brat. That’s when momma bear mode kicks in.)
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omg no wait this one is even betterNAR again posted:(I’m from Germany. I’m traveling across the country on a long-distance bus and decide to use the time to watch a cartoon series a friend recommended to me. A random dude sits behind me and taps on my shoulder, so I take my headphones off.) anonymous hacker
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eating only apples posted:omg no wait this one is even better No no Anonymous hacker proper noun. The 4chan type guy. So the lady in the previous story told the cashier to walk away then the author helped her load the cart? I feel like it's implied that someone came over and finished ringing everything up but they probably should have included the part where the manager comes over and gives the crazy bitch the most fake polite talking to about how the cashier will be punished and yadda yadda.
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I thought you weren’t supposed to drive or go anywhere or do much at all after giving birth for like a week or two so idk, “just” got out of the hospital also sounds like a stretch, to nitpick a bit
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Dec 18, 2017 03:36
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It's always impressive when they manage to make the designated protagonist look like the bad guy instead.
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Dec 18, 2017 03:43
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Not sure how you plan to pay for your groceries if the cashier walks away. Makes more sense for you to walk away, crazy lady. Also, not how contracts work.
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"Cashier at the next register" Lurn ta read, ya eedjits. But yeah, didn't happen anyway, so we should really just relax.
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if you cover your notebook webcam im going to assume you masturbate in front of the computer and touch it without washing your hands afterwards so dont do that you gross freak. nobody covers their phone front camera either so get real
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