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Try holding mistletoe up and see if the wife kisses u
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eh, there's always two people to that and if the wife cheats she's just as much as fault as him. Also remember, if she cheats on her husband with you there's a good chance she's gonna cheat on you too one day.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:32
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8 Ball posted:How magnanimous of you not to hit the man whose wife you are lusting after, what a stand up guy I honestly think taking an rear end kicking you deserve is more manly/appropriate than not fighting.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:33
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Police Automaton posted:eh, there's always two people to that and if the wife cheats she's just as much as fault as him. Also remember, if she cheats on her husband with you there's a good chance she's gonna cheat on you too one day. This is what I never get about people who maintain relationships that have begun from infidelity. Leopards not being able to change their spots springs to mind.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:34
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Police Automaton posted:eh, there's always two people to that and if the wife cheats she's just as much as fault as him. Also remember, if she cheats on her husband with you there's a good chance she's gonna cheat on you too one day. I once had a girlfriend who started dating me before bothering to break up with the last guy Three guesses how that relationship ended
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loquacius posted:Three guesses how that relationship ended How long have you now been married?
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Dec 14, 2017 16:41
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DandyLion posted:How long have you now been married? And when did you two open the relationship?
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blarzgh posted:And when did you two open the relationship? Around baby #4 (for her), at that point I figured it was already open anyway so I might as well make it official
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No, I bet she just loves him waaaay more than she ever loved her husband and she will be true and honest with him once they sleep together and she leaves her husband. I still think he may be reading too much into a one off comment. I've had friends flat out ask me if I thought we made a better couple than their husband or if we'd be happy if it had been us that wound up together. Those always came while they were going through a rough time or when they were drunk, so there's no way I would give them any real thought. And those are way more of direct hits than "we could be doing anything!"
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Dec 14, 2017 17:07
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23 goon: If you want to have an excuse to not wear a tie I have This One Wierd Trick Bosses Hate. Either get a tracheotomy or get stabbed in the throat. If you have an obvious neck scar people won't give you poo poo for not wearing a tie. It doesn't always work, like being in a good friends wedding and he wants everyone to look the same, but it will 99% of the time. My only advice if you go through with it is don't die.
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Dec 14, 2017 17:18
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limp_cheese posted:My only advice if you go through with it is don't die. wow, that is the opposite of what I would recommend Takes all kinds I guess
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Dec 14, 2017 17:19
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Ties serve literally no purpose for anything what so ever and the guy that invented them should have his grave desecrated
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Dec 14, 2017 17:20
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ties look cool
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Dec 14, 2017 17:29
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The majority of fashion accessories don't serve any particular purpose. Necklaces are also useless but women wear them all the time. A tie is just a thing that hangs from around your neck because that's an obvious place on the body to put an accessory. Like, a bolo tie is literally just a string you put around your neck and clasp with a thing; that's the essence of tie-ness if you ask me That said I'm a techbro so I'm currently at work in a nerd T-shirt, jeans, and a company-branded hoodie
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Dec 14, 2017 17:32
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Buy ties with animals on them and wear them on Fridays. It was the only thing I enjoyed about my last job, but they don't let me do that anymore at my new one. Rocking an extremely ugly tiger tie makes the entire day better.
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Dec 14, 2017 17:37
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loquacius posted:Like, a bolo tie is literally just a string you put around your neck and clasp with a thing; that's the essence of tie-ness if you ask me Isaac Asimov is pretty much the only nerd to ever get away with wearing a bolo.
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Dec 14, 2017 20:27
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axolotl farmer posted:Isaac Asimov is pretty much the only nerd to ever get away with wearing a bolo. It's company policy.
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Dec 14, 2017 20:29
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Wear a giant Texas bolo tie especially if you live nowhere near Texas.
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Dec 14, 2017 20:55
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I knew a dutch guy who would wear bolo ties and this was in Germany. I don't know either.
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Dec 14, 2017 21:57
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axolotl farmer posted:Isaac Asimov is pretty much the only nerd to ever get away with wearing a bolo. Oh I wasn't saying I wear bolo ties, I can barely pull off a regular tie They were just the best example to fit my tie explanation
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Dec 14, 2017 21:59
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Theophany posted:Buy non-iron shirts you loving idiot. I wear shirts every goddamn day for work and haven't touched an iron for years. "Wash and wear" shirts are tied with ice cream for #1 on the "humanity's greatest achievements" list. Throw the fucker in the dryer for five minutes and woosh there's a crisp, pristine shirt. Wonderful to have if you are late for a meeting regarding Ranch vs. Cool Ranch.
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Dec 14, 2017 22:07
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If the hand dryer in your men's room gets hot enough you can unwrinkled it right there too!
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ties are extremely illogical
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I have never ever worn a tie i was going to one day the missus put it on me and did it up but it looked stupid as heck and like pinched my neck soooo gently caress that poo poo
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Dec 14, 2017 23:21
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The finish on non-iron shirts makes them less comfortable than normal shirts. Pay someone to iron them for you!
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Dec 14, 2017 23:51
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Stop ironing all your clothes at once. I used to do that in college and it took way too long, and chances are when you wear it next time you still have to touch up since it sat in a dingy closet. Just make an extra 5 minutes in your morning routine to iron today's shirt and pants and that's it. 25 minutes a week. You're complicating things needlessly.
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Dec 14, 2017 23:53
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23 guy, buy some wrinkle release spray. Or hang the shirts in a steamy shower. Or buy a hand held steamer. Or take up Extreme ironing
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therattle posted:The finish on non-iron shirts makes them less comfortable than normal shirts. Pay someone to iron them for you! Older ones, sure, but the last couple I bought are pretty comfy. Also lol if you don’t iron your clothes while wearing them 
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Dec 15, 2017 07:48
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But the tag tells you not to!
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Bobby Digital posted:Older ones, sure, but the last couple I bought are pretty comfy. The best part of the video is his exasperated wife begging him to stop.
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Dec 15, 2017 08:12
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Solice Kirsk posted:If the hand dryer in your men's room gets hot enough you can unwrinkled it right there too! I know it's extremely unfriendly to the environment, but the amount of times I've been in a hotel room on company business, hung up a shirt in the bathroom and cranked the shower up to 'melty' to unwrinkle shirts in the steam is ridiculous. My girlfriend thought I was a wizard when I did this on holiday to unwrinkle her dress. Unfortunately, I was too busy powerlevelling my Priest in vanilla WoW and she ended up leaving me for some hot Venetian dude. v  v
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Police Automaton posted:eh, there's always two people to that and if the wife cheats she's just as much as fault as him. Also remember, if she cheats on her husband with you there's a good chance she's gonna cheat on you too one day. I had a friend that cheated on his wife with the au pair. They broke up and he got together with the au pair. Then they took a new au pair. See where this is going?
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Dec 15, 2017 11:31
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in my heart, "au pair" is a french pear
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quote:This isn't much of a confession, but I think traps are super hot. There's this one on xHamster who chooses his makeup and outfits well, and I'm really into him. I like women for the most part, but drat.  Update from that guy who had the unpaid internship and was really worried about getting an actual money-cost job: quote:Job Goon here. Currently not eating electrical cables. I dunno if you should necessarily 100% jump to concluding that you're getting ripped off, but also a company having this little of its poo poo together is kind of a red flag Definitely follow up on the phone and in person if necessary, since emails aren't getting responses First one was short, so here's a bonus for the ladies quote:I have a large penis. Nothing insane, about 9" full-staff. Really serves no purpose other than to look impressive-ish.
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Dec 15, 2017 17:33
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@ 9"er Just find a sweet gal into cervix abuse.
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Dec 15, 2017 18:52
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Ah, the ol' Thirsty Bird.
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Dec 15, 2017 20:48
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Big dick poster is fake because even I know that you make a "dick pillow" out of toilet paper and rest it on the front of the toilet seat.
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Dec 15, 2017 22:22
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Solice Kirsk posted:Big dick poster is fake because even I know that you make a "dick pillow" out of toilet paper and rest it on the front of the toilet seat. oh you don't pee when you poop? interesting
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Dec 15, 2017 22:25
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Solice Kirsk posted:Big dick poster is fake because even I know that you make a "dick pillow" out of toilet paper and rest it on the front of the toilet seat. So you just piss all over the floor?
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RCarr posted:So you just piss all over the floor? You make a special hole in the floor just for pissing down. Nothing. Will. Go. Wrong
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