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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
I, too, enjoy telling Say Nothing what's actually funny in the thread Say Nothing started to post content Say Nothing thinks is funny.

SneezeOfTheDecade has a new favorite as of 16:14 on Dec 12, 2017

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I TOLD YOU ABOUT URITHRAL SOUNDenING!
I WARNED YOU BRO. :byodood:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
currently on google news

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Besesoth posted:

I, too, enjoy telling Say Nothing what's actually funny in the thread Say Nothing started to post content Say Nothing thinks is funny.



Also attributing the claim that it’s not photoshopped to the poster who leaves virtually every picture without comment.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

china bot posted:

currently on google news


Most insightful editorial from National Review I've seen in a while.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This is a serious funny news thread!

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?
I just realized this was the news thread and not just funny pictures. Oops.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/kmbc/status/940846847601594369

schadenfraud
Nov 19, 2010
Mysoginist parrot on the loose: Frantic search for escaped parrot 'who attacks women'

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Those are some organized maggots.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Have they checked the White Hous

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


and sometimes you get the opposite

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

I've heard of a car being a buggy, but this is ridiculous!

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Ugato posted:

I just realized this was the news thread and not just funny pictures. Oops.



They just spelled it how it's pronounced. I think they deserve partial credit.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

The smell was a dead mouse. The maggots don't have a smell.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Zemyla posted:

The smell was a dead mouse. The maggots don't have a smell.

Right, but the car was maggots. Says so right there in the tweet.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I want to drive those maggots but I feel like the upkeep must be insane

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

What a lovely koan.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Did you just Doxie yourself?

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I want to drive those maggots but I feel like the upkeep must be insane

Just some roadkill every now and then.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Life comes at you fast.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Legislators probably made fun of him on Twitter until this happened.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!

Another one bites the dust.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

That's hosed up and sad.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Platystemon posted:

Life comes at you fast.

The ground, too.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

He denied the allegations and said it was ptsd from 9/11.

(He has maintained a lie about being at ground zero for a while.)

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I survived 9/11.

I was nowhere near the place at the time.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
PTSD is notorious for turning people into unrepentant child molesters. He's the real victim here.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RandomPauI posted:

PTSD is notorious for turning people into unrepentant child molesters. He's the real victim here.

My grandfather's PTSD from WWII only turned him into a alcoholic drifter. I guess he didn't really have it. :smith:

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Randaconda posted:

My grandfather's PTSD from WWII only turned him into a alcoholic drifter. I guess he didn't really have it. :smith:

He was faking it. If he didn't keep moving on people would have caught on sooner.

Sorry you had to find out about it this way.

:randstare:

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Aphrodite posted:

He denied the allegations and said it was ptsd from 9/11.

(He has maintained a lie about being at ground zero for a while.)

Also about being a White House chaplain. And about being a UN ambassador. And about single-handedly stopping the LA riots. And about not setting fire to his car for insurance fraud. And about just about everything else.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
After losing family’s $846K inheritance, UPS offers to refund $32 shipping fee

But don't worry, it's Canadian dollars :canada:

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

They sent the original of the bank draft that can never ever be replicated by mail?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I'll admit I never thought about it but every bank I've seen calls cashier's checks "secure" so I figured it also helped protect against stolen/lost checks, possibly by being able to void/cancel lost checks. After reading about it some more today I was clearly very wrong.

Also the fact that modern banking is so hilariously insecure despite being backed by literal trillions of dollars in assets.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Don’t send $864k of what is essentially cash through the post.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Garrand posted:

I'll admit I never thought about it but every bank I've seen calls cashier's checks "secure" so I figured it also helped protect against stolen/lost checks, possibly by being able to void/cancel lost checks. After reading about it some more today I was clearly very wrong.

Also the fact that modern banking is so hilariously insecure despite being backed by literal trillions of dollars in assets.

It's more that banking in the USA is an absolute disaster because SURPRISE SURPRISE theres barely any government oversight and your weak-rear end politicians would rather suck some fat old-man dicks to get corporate bank donations than help the very citizens that they're elected to represent.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004


:stare:

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ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Drone_Fragger posted:

It's more that banking in the USA is an absolute disaster because SURPRISE SURPRISE theres barely any government oversight and your weak-rear end politicians would rather suck some fat old-man dicks to get corporate bank donations than help the very citizens that they're elected to represent.

quote:

Brown left this Canadian Brown left this Canadian family in the red.

The United Parcel Service lost a Canadian man’s $846,000 inheritance, and bank TD Canada Trust is refusing to refund the missing money 10 months later, according to a CBC report.

:confused:

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