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I think you'll find I covered this in my hassle free guide for the average investor.
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DoubleT2172 posted:You forgot the step where during the bank wire transfer that takes a week bitcoin goes up like 50% so you realize you should have just paid the loving 5% CC fee and got in when it was much cheaper! Uh no you can buy Bitcoin immediately with a deposit. You just can't trade it for something else while waiting.
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Dec 14, 2017 14:48
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Yeah, I was gonna say that once you put in the trade it locks in the number of coins you bought. It just takes a while for them to show up. At least that's how it worked for me.
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Dec 14, 2017 14:56
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Holy loving poo poo. https://twitter.com/BitmexRekt/status/941315043265843200
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Dec 14, 2017 15:33
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Liquid Communism posted:Holy loving poo poo. You know it's bad when they have to use scientific notation.
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Liquid Communism posted:Holy loving poo poo. Can someone translate this into something I can laugh at?
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willroc7 posted:Can someone translate this into something I can laugh at? Actually, I'm wrong. It's denominated in bitcoin, so they had to buy 175 bitcoin of Ripple. So they definitely lost at least 0.175 bitcoin (~$3,000). Triglav fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Dec 14, 2017 |
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Dec 14, 2017 17:38
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https://twitter.com/tetherprinter/status/941340422789480448 We're over a billion bucks worth of Tether printed 
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Dec 14, 2017 17:56
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Triglav posted:
3,000 dollars lost isn’t too bad in this dumb crypto era, I’d even say it’s pretty average The scientific notation had me thinking he had suddenly gone into debt for the whole amount of money in the economy or something
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The national debt of Steve begins to outpace America after a particularly harsh margin call
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Shorting or going long in crypto is dumb as hell. There are no market forces at play, only marketing.
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Oscar Wild posted:Shorting or going long in crypto is dumb as hell. There are no market forces at play, only marketing. People buying and selling are market forces: supply (selling) and demand (buying).
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Dec 14, 2017 20:13
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Triglav posted:People buying and selling are market forces: supply (selling) and demand (buying).
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Triglav posted:People buying and selling are market forces: supply (selling) and demand (buying). you know what he meant, don't be deliberately stupid
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Triglav posted:People buying and selling are market forces: supply (selling) and demand (buying).
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A co-worker had 0.8 bitcoins from mining a while ago and he decided to use it all to buy bitcoin mining equipment.
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FillInTheBlank posted:A co-worker had 0.8 bitcoins from mining a while ago and he decided to use it all to buy bitcoin mining equipment.
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FillInTheBlank posted:A co-worker had 0.8 bitcoins from mining a while ago and he decided to use it all to buy bitcoin mining equipment. That’s very smart. He gets the soul of Bitcoin.
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Dec 14, 2017 23:55
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FillInTheBlank posted:A co-worker had 0.8 bitcoins from mining a while ago and he decided to use it all to buy bitcoin mining equipment. he'd be stupid not to
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Dec 14, 2017 23:58
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FillInTheBlank posted:A co-worker had 0.8 bitcoins from mining a while ago and he decided to use it all to buy bitcoin mining equipment. Might as well double down
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The Glumslinger posted:https://twitter.com/tetherprinter/status/941340422789480448 gently caress you nocoiners and your fiat hyperinflation 
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Has Tether released any new information/excuses for their recent hack? All of the news I can find about it is just the initial reports.
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Raldikuk posted:Has Tether released any new information/excuses for their recent hack? All of the news I can find about it is just the initial reports. Yeah, it was on the cover sheet of their full detailed audit proving they actually have $1b in their bank account.
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Ugh my wife is talking to me about Bitcoin and how someone in the family has made a few hundred thousand on selling it. I should be happy for them but I’m irrationally bitter lol. Bitcoin is dumb and that’s dumb. How is it 16k? Is it going to crash? This loving world we live in.
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Ruggan posted:Ugh my wife is talking to me about Bitcoin and how someone in the family has made a few hundred thousand on selling it. I should be happy for them but I’m irrationally bitter lol. just be happy for them like they won the lottery or in vegas
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Stefan Prodan posted:just be happy for them like they won the lottery or in vegas To clarify, this is exactly what happened. They bet on a penny stock and won. There's nothing to be bitter about QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Dec 15, 2017 |
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Dec 15, 2017 06:41
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What a bout a currency that's just this machine that prints these big golden 'O's. Like a stock ticker spits out stocks this thing is just constantly spitting out 'O's. It prints at a rate that is not too fast, as to not cause inflation, but not to slow, as to cause a shortage of 'O's. The 'O' printer will be owned by no man and will just sit in a room printing all day and the 'O's will be collectible by anyone who wants to take an 'O' ticker from the machine and it will be controlled by no central system other than the mechanism that spits out the 'O's. After you get your 'O' that is not controlled by any central bank or authority out of the 'O' machine, you can take it to a central bank or authority to redeem it for something useful. How's this sound guys?
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HELLBITCH posted:What a bout a currency that's just this machine that prints these big golden 'O's. Like a stock ticker spits out stocks this thing is just constantly spitting out 'O's. It's okay, but I feel like the new economy would be more sound if it were based on buying and selling eights instead of Os.
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HELLBITCH posted:What a bout a currency that's just this machine that prints these big golden 'O's. Like a stock ticker spits out stocks this thing is just constantly spitting out 'O's.
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Dec 15, 2017 07:25
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Put us in for $25,000,000.
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Nessus posted:Give me a few thousand Os to start with and I'll talk it up O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[] O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[] O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[] O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[] O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[] O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[] O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[] O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[] O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[] O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[] Here's a hundred to get you started off. If you would kindly notice the blocks of brackets chaining the 'O's together, I devised this system and it is called the "blockchain". It "chains" the 'O's together with "blocks"
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I'm thinking we could have vendors think of a number between 1 and 100 for the customer to guess whenever they do a transaction as a form of security e: I didn't mention this, but you can keep your 'O's safe by saving them in a text file with your name (ONLY YOURS!!) and putting it on a flash drive and shoving it up your rear end Here's the second series O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[] O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[]O[] HELLBITCH fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Dec 15, 2017 |
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HELLBITCH posted:What a bout a currency that's just this machine that prints these big golden 'O's. Like a stock ticker spits out stocks this thing is just constantly spitting out 'O's. the room fits 20 people and everyone else is stuck outside being a filthy no Oer
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QuarkJets posted:To clarify, this is exactly what happened. They bet on a penny stock and won. There's nothing to be better about ? I wasn't, like, being ironic or anything They made a gamble and they won, I don't really see any reason to be a hater about any of it unless they are like awful people, but I mean awful people make waaay more every day on wall street edit: oh I see you meant clarify for him what I was saying I think, nm
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Ruggan posted:Ugh my wife is talking to me about Bitcoin and how someone in the family has made a few hundred thousand on selling it. I should be happy for them but I’m irrationally bitter lol.
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comedyblissoption posted:They haven't made a few hundred thousand unless they've fully cashed it out in USD (or actual currency) completely out of any bitcoin exchanges. If they have, then congrats! If they haven't, lol. Claim to have cashed out a lot already and are pulling it out in chunks. And they are trying to keep it hush hush, my wife found out from her mom who told her against his wishes. I mean yeah good for him. Spose there’s an element of being jealous - I’m too risk averse to invest any amount and hold onto it long enough to make a life changing amount of money, so it isn’t worth it to me.
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Ruggan posted:they are trying to keep it hush hush, my wife found out from her mom who told her against his wishes
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Ruggan posted:Claim to have cashed out a lot already and are pulling it out in chunks. And they are trying to keep it hush hush, my wife found out from her mom who told her against his wishes. "Risk averse" in the crypto market directly translates as "too smart to be suckered". Yeah, he might have made a bunch of money. But essentially the strategy is "pray to any deity who'll listen". All that bitcoin they've yet to cash out could be worth pennies tomorrow and there's nothing they could do to stop it.
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