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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Roosevelt posted:

horsefucker alley-oop

: Dunks the ball in like a stallion cock into Mike Pence's rear end:

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Did Mike Pence gently caress Roy Moore's horse?

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
neigh

moore is a god fearing man and will never allow himself to be horsecucked

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mike Pence has a lifetime membership to horse grindr.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Did Mike Pence gently caress Roy Moore's horse?

Probably not, but I’ll tell you one thing, that horse is glad Moore lost and he doesn’t have to ride him up to Washington. Word gets around the horse community and they all heard about Pence

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

crazy cloud posted:

i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote

this is great and all, but don't forget the actual thing that happened

mike pence was hosed by a horse, he didn't penetrate but was instead penetrated

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


The weekend nears, and with it comes mike pences favorite ritual: being hosed by a horse.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
I’m bumping this thread...
Cause I’m thinking about them horses

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Mike Pence's college nickname was "Mike Dense" because he enjoyed being hosed by a dense horse cock and everyone knew it

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
does anyone think that mike pence has ever hosed a horse as a top

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Flavius Belisarius posted:

does anyone think that mike pence has ever hosed a horse as a top

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Flavius Belisarius posted:

does anyone think that mike pence has ever hosed a horse as a top

:chloe:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
the mooch once pointed out the wet spot on a chair pence has just stood up from and wondered aloud if it was horse nut.

he was fired the next day.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

the mooch once pointed out the wet spot on a chair pence has just stood up from and wondered aloud if it was horse nut.

he was fired the next day.

you could tell this to me in any other thread and I'd believe it

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
he hosed it, op

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Mike Pence power bottomed a horse

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Xand_Man posted:

Mike Pence power bottomed a horse

this is the most accurate depiction of the equine copulation between Mike Pence, Vice President of the United States and a horse

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Xand_Man posted:

Mike Pence power bottomed a horse

can horses consent

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
neigh

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
*mike pence stuck alone with a female horse*

"hey alexa, order me a large strapon"

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
26 pages and the horsefucking thread is still going strong

Much like pence beneath the 26th stallion of the day

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Mayor Dave posted:

26 pages and the horsefucking thread is still going strong

Much like pence beneath the 26th stallion of the day

in a row?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Catherine the Great is the real Russian influence in the administration

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
i thought of it again

the horsefucking with mike pence and a horse

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Lord of Pie posted:

Catherine the Great is the real Russian influence in the administration

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


:horse::horse::horse::horse:

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet




mike pence has been penetrated by horsedick far too often for unicorns to be in his presence

Senator Sprinkles
Aug 16, 2008

whoa wait help me understand -- WHO hosed a horse?!?!!!??!?!

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Uhhh... It was on the the tip of my tongue

No, lost it

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Senator Sprinkles posted:

whoa wait help me understand -- WHO hosed a horse?!?!!!??!?!

mods!

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Senator Sprinkles posted:

whoa wait help me understand -- WHO hosed a horse?!?!!!??!?!

Vice President Michael Richard Pence.

Who believes gay marriage is wrong.

Obviously Horse Marriage is OK.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
It's another one of those loopholes where evangelicals think they're so clever and can play rules lawyer with G-d. It still counts as adultery if it's a horse, Mike, jesus goddamn christ

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

unicorns aren't real

what is real is that mike pence loves horse cock

inside him

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Actually a horse hosed Mike Pence

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


bump

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Dr Pepper posted:

Vice President Michael Richard Pence.

Who believes gay marriage is wrong.

Obviously Horse Marriage is OK.

Only to a mare

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Mike pence goes gaga for gargling horse cock

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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


rated this thread a 5, for the number of horse dicks mike pence has sucked this week

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