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misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008

cumshitter posted:

me, riding home drunk with my boss from the crhistmas party: "Wow. You can really manipulate people. I'm genuinely impressed.'

My boss: "Well if you though you'd seen manipulation before" *slobs on my knob*

Me: "Hrrnnnfff hnnnnggh wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you're really good at this."

That's gay.

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Samurai Sanders posted:

How do you even count incidents of sex abuse for people who sex abuse is like scratching their nose?

hire some temps

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

cumshitter posted:

me, riding home drunk with my boss from the crhistmas party: "Wow. You can really manipulate people. I'm genuinely impressed.'

My boss: "Well if you though you'd seen manipulation before" *slobs on my knob*

Me: "Hrrnnnfff hnnnnggh wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you're really good at this."

manipulate my hog daddy

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Admiral Ray posted:

Mike pence is very excited

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

cumshitter posted:

me, riding home drunk with my boss from the crhistmas party: "Wow. You can really manipulate people. I'm genuinely impressed.'

My boss: "Well if you though you'd seen manipulation before" *slobs on my knob*

Me: "Hrrnnnfff hnnnnggh wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you're really good at this."

Jokes on you.

That was your Christmas bonus.

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

:trumppop:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


:horse:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
people are getting randomly probated now

it's good to be idiot king

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

To Cum and poo poo in LA

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TRUMP

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

cumshitter posted:

people are getting randomly probated now

it's good to be idiot king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9MiS9tn_r4

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

FAUXTON posted:

Remember how Hitler got started by saying Germany lost WWI by being betrayed from within

Nope.

Because I'm not a libertarian and idgaf about hitler and I don't devote any time to thinking about hitler.

But self-identified libertarians? They love hitler. They get funny ironic tattoos about hitler and wear SS uniforms and post pics online even if they are cops.



Fake edit: This post is about hitler and I am not blind to the irony.

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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
luv2post

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
¡J!e¡b!

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
god bless my president, jeb trump

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
can't believe vince mcmahon is resuscitating xfl to own the libs

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
the night has ended. my probations are spent

but i am watching. don't misstep

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

NWS:

https://youtu.be/0itOCgJtNVU

Just for some balance.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
god drat it cumshitter, spent already? a man your age should be able to satisfy

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
take a toke off your ashma inhaler and probate me

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
im ready to die for tromp thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rx8_vjbXX4

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


gently caress Kentucky? idk

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

god drat it cumshitter, spent already? a man your age should be able to satisfy

what are you talking about weirdo?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/LiveCutCorner/status/941947925764063232

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

smoking the herb again

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

oh iiiiiiiiieye
want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Come on, my dudes, do you want to live forever?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

what are you talking about weirdo?

im about to take a sip of nikka coffee malt whisky which im premptively declairing the official drink of vaporwave

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


pos my neg hole

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

cumshitter posted:

me, riding home drunk with my boss from the crhistmas party: "Wow. You can really manipulate people. I'm genuinely impressed.'

My boss: "Well if you though you'd seen manipulation before" *slobs on my knob*

Me: "Hrrnnnfff hnnnnggh wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you're really good at this."

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
chilled to perfection by the canadian outback (lol i forgot it outside)

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Baloogan posted:

chilled to perfection by the canadian outback (lol i forgot it outside)

its easier to cycle my freezer in the winter when I can just put everything outside overnight

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Lmfao

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

its easier to cycle my freezer in the winter when I can just put everything outside overnight

i lost a frozen turkey one year doing that

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WPn_D-cl4k

quote:

In Brazil, under the military dictatorship, some important government officials – previously elected by direct suffrage – were appointed by the President, or elected indirectly, out of a shortlist picked by the President. These politicians were called "bionic" (biônicos), due to the series' popularity, and the association with the perceived extraordinary power and influence held by the appointed officials. Between 1964 and 1985, Brazil came to have "bionic" senators, governors and mayors. With the 1988 Constitution of Brazil, all "bionic" appointments were abolished.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Six_Million_Dollar_Man

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Here is a story about a Last Jedi screening in LA that went bad because the sound wasn't working. Instead of getting the sound working, the theater offered refunds and called the cops.

I mention the incident not because it is relevant to the movie, but only to point out the absolutely bonkers culture the comments section spurred. I list them in order:
1) A call for insult puppetry.
2) Mom's basement joke.
3) Blame it on the Russians!
4) Surprise that the crowd didn't start beating innocents.
5) Hillary Bad. IOS Bad. The Greatest Generation beat Nazis and Nippon, and now this.
6) SOMETHING SOMETHING DRIVERLESS CARS
7) Utter racism.
8) An oatmeal commercial from the 1950s.
9) Misspelled pining for drive-ins.
10) Millennials
11) Star Wars is dumb.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Fix posted:

Here is a story about a ast Jedi screening in LA that went bad because the sound wasn't working. Instead of getting the sound working, the theater offered refunds and called the cops.

I mention the incident not because it is relevant to the movie, but only to point out the absolutely bonkers culture the comments section spurred. I list them in order:
1) A call for insult puppetry.
2) Mom's basement joke.
3) Blame it on the Russians!
4) Surprise that the crowd didn't start beating innocents.
5) Hillary Bad. IOS Bad. The Greatest Generation beat Nazis and Nippon, and now this.
6) SOMETHING SOMETHING DRIVERLESS CARS
7) Utter racism.
8) An oatmeal commercial from the 1950s.
9) Misspelled pining for drive-ins.
10) Millennials
11) Star Wars is dumb.
we're hosed

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Fix posted:

Here is a story about a Last Jedi screening in LA that went bad because the sound wasn't working. Instead of getting the sound working, the theater offered refunds and called the cops.

I mention the incident not because it is relevant to the movie, but only to point out the absolutely bonkers culture the comments section spurred. I list them in order:
1) A call for insult puppetry.
2) Mom's basement joke.
3) Blame it on the Russians!
4) Surprise that the crowd didn't start beating innocents.
5) Hillary Bad. IOS Bad. The Greatest Generation beat Nazis and Nippon, and now this.
6) SOMETHING SOMETHING DRIVERLESS CARS
7) Utter racism.
8) An oatmeal commercial from the 1950s.
9) Misspelled pining for drive-ins.
10) Millennials
11) Star Wars is dumb.

lol

if none of these people are dead, m..my god, my god

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