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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




jivjov posted:

What theater is charging $25 a seat? I mean...I guess if it's IMAX 3D or something? But even AMC only charges like $12-$15 for a regular ol' 2D showing

Oh, this is in Australia at Event Cinemas; $20.50 in the basic theatres, $27.50 in the nice VMAX theatres, $52 to see a movie in Gold Class

NTRabbit fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Dec 14, 2017

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jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

NTRabbit posted:

Oh, this is in Australia

Ohh; well that would do it. Apologies for the US-Centrism; I saw the $ and assumed.

Seventh Arrow
Jan 26, 2005

I'm curious to know whether Luke does anything Jedi-y (swing around a lightsabre, use the force etc) or is he just playing the part of wizened bearded kung fu master.

Also, I heard about Disney putting out another trilogy, but I didn't really understand it. Are they seriously going to make Episodes X - XIII? (which I really don't think I'd see) Or will it take place in a different era with different characters?

Trump
Jul 16, 2003

Cute

Seventh Arrow posted:

Also, I heard about Disney putting out another trilogy, but I didn't really understand it. Are they seriously going to make Episodes X - XIII? (which I really don't think I'd see) Or will it take place in a different era with different characters?

If you are thinking of the Rian Johnson trilogy, what we've heard so far is completely new characters.

badjohny
Oct 6, 2005



Seventh Arrow posted:

I'm curious to know whether Luke does anything Jedi-y (swing around a lightsabre, use the force etc) or is he just playing the part of wizened bearded kung fu master.

Also, I heard about Disney putting out another trilogy, but I didn't really understand it. Are they seriously going to make Episodes X - XIII? (which I really don't think I'd see) Or will it take place in a different era with different characters?

I though the trilogy that was announced had nothing to do with the main storyline?

http://www.starwars.com/news/rian-johnson-writer-director-of-star-wars-the-last-jedi-to-create-all-new-star-wars-trilogy

Says new story, new characters, separate from the skywalker story, and a part of the galaxy we have not seen before.

ShineDog
May 21, 2007
It is inevitable!
We don't really know anything except it won't be directly related, will be set somewhere else with a new set of heroes, and will categorically not be based on kotor.

What, where or when isn't known beyond that though.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

just adapt kotors 1 and 2 rian. you flirted with those games' themes in your movie already, time to embrace them wholeheartedly

badjohny
Oct 6, 2005



R. Guyovich posted:

just adapt kotors 1 and 2 rian. you flirted with those games' themes in your movie already, time to embrace them wholeheartedly

I think it would really help his new trilogy to be set a huge time jump apart from the current story. Wasn't KoToR set 10k years before episode 1?

That way he can remove any need to tie into the main story.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Seventh Arrow posted:

I'm curious to know whether Luke does anything Jedi-y (swing around a lightsabre, use the force etc) or is he just playing the part of wizened bearded kung fu master.



he does some of the raddest Jedi poo poo in all the films

In addition

Classic muppet style yoda!

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Just got back from seeing the film

It's pretty dull overall. Anything with Luke is good, Kylo and Rey are decent again, they might as well have cut Finn's part out of the film, it's just boring. Del Toro is the only redeeming part of Finn's arc. Leia was good too.

I kinda don't think it's as good as Force Awakens, at least that film was a remake of a better movie than this one turned out to be. I'd rate episode 3 above it because while that movie is unequivocally poo poo, it's hammy cheesy pure garbage with some wonderful scenery chewing from Sheev. In a real objective sense, TLJ is obviously better than Ep3.

The comedy is the exact same brand that Marvel movies have in that it's telling jokes it's trying convince you are funny but they just kinda not. Theres one or two that work.

Luke clowning with Kylo in the duel was the sickest poo poo in a Star Wars duel. Great way of showing Luke's the man without going prequel flippy.

They have a real job on making episode 9 make any sense in the first ten minutes of plot with Fisher's death. I'm glad they finally showed her using the force and not being the third wheel entirely, she could have really shone in 9. It's a real shame she's gone.

Where the gently caress is Lando? Why did they kill Ackbar? Why is the CGI so bad? Why is Snoke a thing? Yoda just looked awful. The mix of OT puppet and CG wasn't good. I'd rather it be a badly standing out puppet than what we got. I appreciated what he does though

Luke goes out like a champ and he's obviously going to force ghost it up in 9 but it was a good send off for him.
I kind of want to see the Falcon get destroyed in ep 9 too.

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
Do people actually have buyer's remorse having watched a movie they didn't thoroughly enjoy?

I mean, I literally spend the cost of a movie ticket every day on things which I burn and give me lung cancer. I dunno.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



emanresu tnuocca posted:

Do people actually have buyer's remorse having watched a movie they didn't thoroughly enjoy?

I mean, I literally spend the cost of a movie ticket every day on things which I burn and give me lung cancer. I dunno.

Yeah. I mean, I regretted wasting money to see The Master of Disguise, and it only cost me $1.00

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
When I saw Dinner for Schmucks, I regretted the loss of $4.50, the loss of an hour and 40 minutes of my life, and every life decision in the preceding 22 years that led me to the theater.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Even if a movie's utterly awful I don't think I've ever regretted seeing it entirely.

Maybe Adam Sandler's stuff.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

I regretted the digital rental charge for Whedon's 'Much Ado About Nothing' within 3 minutes

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Steve2911 posted:

Even if a movie's utterly awful I don't think I've ever regretted seeing it entirely.

Maybe Adam Sandler's stuff.

Extract. Holy God did I want to punch myself in the balls after seeing that in a theater.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I saw A Million Ways to Die in the West using my Moviepass subscription and still felt like I was the one who got ripped off.

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.
Transformers 2 made me irrationally furious exiting the cinema, although i didnt know why at the time

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I am an adult I shouldn’t get this excited about a kids movie but goddamn I’m giddy with anticipation.

Irisi
Feb 18, 2009

BigglesSWE posted:

There's also one scene in TLJ that is so jawdroppingly incredible (regarding the visuals) that I was honestly floored by it.

You talking about the scene where Laura Derns' character fires the goddamn ship into hyperspace right through the First Orders' ship? Because good god, that was beautiful. The movie went silent, and you could feel everyone in the cinema holding their breath. It was absolutely stunning.

Just got back from seeing it. I really liked it, and so did the kids (10 and 13, both super-big Rey fans). And we're all very interested in going to visit Skellig Michael suddenly. What a beautiful, bleak place.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Irisi posted:

You talking about the scene where Laura Derns' character fires the goddamn ship into hyperspace right through the First Orders' ship? Because good god, that was beautiful. The movie went silent, and you could feel everyone in the cinema holding their breath. It was absolutely stunning.

Just got back from seeing it. I really liked it, and so did the kids (10 and 13, both super-big Rey fans). And we're all very interested in going to visit Skellig Michael suddenly. What a beautiful, bleak place.

That, the fight in Snoke's room and the speeders on Crait all look really super good. Makes some of the exceptionally wonky CG all the more disappointing.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum
I have failed as a fan. My wife and I were not the first to arrive for the double feature

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
Yeah that scene in my screening had people audibly gasping.

Also, best joke is that wonky spaceship that turns out to be an iron.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Today gives me a decent excuse to post some excerpts from the May 4th concert I went to last year with the Phoenix Symphony Orchestra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O5rScq630E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea0Ldn83dtI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4qrtQVBFHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DstPXTr441M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJG5ZLrE-XM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrE2_hbcMQY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lUNqOoxsA0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=devLqJ0lA10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxWvarMqS5k

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPtNK9kitO4

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Uh-oh:

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/941372256114135040

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/941430278626709504

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Dec 15, 2017

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ3kV3Icm28

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

The movie's pissing off a lot of nerds who claim it doesn't make sense, which is the sole reason why people in this thread should enjoy it.

But the film's good. People complaining about a saggy middle are justified in feeling that way, but I didn't mind the middle section at all.

It seems to me Rian Johnson has learned something from Finnegans Wake by the way (go check it out, he follows the bot on Twitter and has RTd it). You could argue Star Wars is already indirectly influenced by it (it was a big influence on Joseph Campbell). I might go into detail but cyclical theories of history, perversions of Christian myth, coincidence of contraries, warring brothers (one military one spiritual), the daughter and her double, an incestuous family, the desecration of the past by men and its renewal by women, the satire of the notion of purity, its antifascist anticapitalist politics are interesting points of comparison.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
Still lolling at Luke turning to the camera and saying SMG was right.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Finn continues to be my favourite character of the sequels.

Milky Moor posted:

Still lolling at Luke turning to the camera and saying SMG was right.

Well, didn't he?

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Inescapable Duck posted:

Finn continues to be my favourite character of the sequels.


Well, didn't he?

No, he did. That's why I like it!

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

So. It’s competent. There’s some good stuff, not great stuff, and really there’s just too much stuff. It’s sooo loooong, and it feels all of its nearly 3 hour runtime.

I would have cut out the whole bit where Finn and Rose skip across the galaxy to go on a mission, and just gone straight to being on Snoke’s ship. It makes the slow pursuit of the rebel fleet feel cheap, and the whole sequence ends up being irrelevant anyway, aside from the callback right at the end (did you notice that the slave kid has Force powers? when he reaches for the broom, it jumps into his hand). Del Toro’s character was pretty much pointless, but then that whole sequence was.

Snoke ends up being a mystery with no explanation as to who he was and where he came from, which is more annoying than anything. With his death, it feels like there’s two moody teenagers in charge of the First Order now, which is pretty funny since neither of them are actually any good at their jobs.

Porgs are the best thing in the film.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Milky Moor posted:

Still lolling at Luke turning to the camera and saying SMG was right.

Of course, but the question is whether Luke interpreted my posts correctly.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Any Gungans?

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

jivjov posted:

What theater is charging $25 a seat? I mean...I guess if it's IMAX 3D or something? But even AMC only charges like $12-$15 for a regular ol' 2D showing

Cineplex here in Canada had a fan event showing at 6 pm today for CAD$30. Got some Topps cards, a bag of popcorn, and a little intro by Rian plus something on John Williams and composing the music for Star Wars before the movie.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I saw this at a parking deck in Scottsdale yesterday, and for a brief moment, my brain thought that the orange was empty space, and the black was a Sarlacc Pit.

Then I realized it was supposed to be a palm tree, and there would be no Sarlacc Pit. How disappointing.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

No.

I don't really think we'll see any hard prequel references in the films. Games and books, sure, because Disney has made it pretty clear by now that they're open to disregarding them (weren't they unhappy about some Jar Jar cameo, too?). But the most the films have said is what gets covered in a single line in TLJ: the Jedi were blind and allowed Darth Sidious to turn the Republic into an Empire. Oh, and Mustafar, I guess, but the whole 'Vader gets his suit after a lava planet showdown' is old school Star Wars, too.

I wonder when we'll see something that acknowledges that the prequels happened, be it a character or a world. Something definitive. Otherwise, I do think they're going to just reboot them.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

ZeeBoi posted:

Cineplex here in Canada had a fan event showing at 6 pm today for CAD$30. Got some Topps cards, a bag of popcorn, and a little intro by Rian plus something on John Williams and composing the music for Star Wars before the movie.

Yeah, the double feature got all the Fan Event perks, which was nice

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Half of this movie was okay/good but the other half was a steaming pile of poo poo.

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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
One of my friends that loves "get predictions right" walks up to me yesterday and says I bet Luke dies. I knew he looked it up at that moment and assumed it would happen.

If you think about it Poe sending Finn on the mission to get on the First Order ship screwed them. If Holdo had just let Poe know they had a plan, the escape ships wouldn’t have been detected while cloaked because they wouldn’t have gotten the code cracking guy from the casino. He then wouldn't have helped the First Order be able to see the cloaked escape ships. Luke wouldn't have needed to die. Everyone could have escaped cloaked and Holdo could have still crashed the ship into the First Order's.

Did they really not have Finn and Rey talk to each other at the end after both of them talking about needing to find their friend for the first half of the movie?

Spacebump fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Dec 15, 2017

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