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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

There is a non-zero probability that Rex and Mad Dog were selected because of their names

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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

do u know jenny posted:

Net Neutrality ruling is going to drive me to buy a Fire Stick, load it with Kodi, and get a VPN.

Excellent work helping big businesses, you smug prick

Lol if you didn't do this already

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/941473301473517568?s=17

:discourse:

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Tillerson is one of the only remotely sane people in that administration. Not an lol

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

WhyteRyce posted:

There is a non-zero probability that Rex and Mad Dog were selected because of their names

... oh my god.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

That guy is so full of poo poo, imo. He just lives for the RTs while constantly acting like he has some actual facts in his 637 part tweet storms.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

priznat posted:

That guy is so full of poo poo, imo. He just lives for the RTs while constantly acting like he has some actual facts in his 637 part tweet storms.

I don't get the hate for long tweets. Reading hurts?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






A. Beaverhausen posted:

I don't get the hate for long tweets. Reading hurts?

Twitter is lovely with viewing multiple tweets, dude should just get a blog or something.

Or hand out some poorly xeroxed leaflets.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Blue Train posted:

The post office collects your DNA from the letters you send and uses it to create clones that are then sent to be used as sex workers in North Korea to fund isis

Is a threesome with my wife and her NK clone cheating?

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

haljordan posted:

Twitter is lovely with viewing multiple tweets, dude should just get a blog or something.

Or hand out some poorly xeroxed leaflets.

Yeah, the format sucks for it for sure, can't argue that. I guess it just doesn't bother me that much.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Brain Curry posted:

Is a threesome with my wife and her NK clone cheating?

Def not, book your tickets today

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I don’t have a problem with long tweet threads, he just repackages stuff already on credible news sites in a hyperbolic way and people poo poo their pants in adulation.

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

the long twitter threads suck rear end. It's enough of a problem that people have made things just to make it suck less, like this one: http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1s1vre6

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

TulliusCicero posted:

Tillerson is one of the only remotely sane people in that administration. Not an lol

we can change that

“What good is it to save the planet if humanity suffers?”

He also sued to keep a company from fracking near his ranch as CEO of Exxon-Mobil

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

A piece of poo poo yes, but fairly sane. In no way am i suggesting this is good. As bombastic and flagrantly retarded trump is, at least he's a crackpot and a moron. Imagine they had a competent, perceptive, and focused republican president right now? Yikes.

pedrovay2003
Mar 17, 2013

Nothing says quality like a black eye and a moustache.
Fun Shoe

I want this to be real so loving badly.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

haljordan posted:

Again, his wife talked him into taking the job. lmao.

Yeah, I'm sure he needed a ton of convincing to take a job that saved him something like $70 million in taxes for one year of "work". That is definitely a real situation he is describing rather than trying to pretend he's making a sacrifice.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

moose face posted:

Imagine they had a competent, perceptive, and focused republican president right now? Yikes.

Like Eisenhower? That would be loving awesome.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyBNmecVtdU&t=521s

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

gnarlyhotep posted:

Like Eisenhower? That would be loving awesome.

Different times man. Back when an republican would warn us about how the military industrial complex would plunge our society into a dark age of fear, consumption and destruction

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

moose face posted:

Different times man. Back when an republican would warn us about how the military industrial complex would plunge our society into a dark age of fear, consumption and destruction

yeah what a concept, right

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
That Eisenhower cuck sounds like a pussy.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Speedboat Jones posted:

That Eisenhower cuck sounds like a pussy.

Cuckservative for sure

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Cthulu Carl posted:

Neutality is the brief moment when your balls block out the sun when you howl them off laughing.

:hmbol:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I bet Eisenhower wouldn't even call someone a oval office on twitter

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

gnarlyhotep posted:

I bet Eisenhower wouldn't even call someone a oval office on twitter

Total RINO

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

priznat posted:

Total RINO

well I'm no expert but I'm p sure if he was the commanding General of European Forces in WW2 and then ran for prez as a republican,

he was a real republican

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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moose face posted:

A piece of poo poo yes, but fairly sane. In no way am i suggesting this is good. As bombastic and flagrantly retarded trump is, at least he's a crackpot and a moron. Imagine they had a competent, perceptive, and focused republican president right now? Yikes.

I dno man i just looked him up for the first time. Dude started at exxon in 75 as a civil engineer. he got worked as a janitor and picked cotton before that. Got into college with a marching band scholarship. Dude literally built his entire life from the ground up and within the same company no less. I respect the dude.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Trump can beat tillerson in an iq test so who is better???

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Madcosby posted:

Trump can beat tillerson in an iq test so who is better???

Trump can't beat a rock in a stupid contest. So everyone is better. Or no one. who the gently caress cares

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/LouDobbs/status/941469681059233792

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
twitter, the reason we all suck now, thanks

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

gnarlyhotep posted:

twitter, the reason we all suck now, thanks

we've always sucked, its just out in the open now

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Away all Goats posted:

we've always sucked, its just out in the open now

the internet makes you stupid, or something like that

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Cthulu Carl posted:

Neutality is the brief moment when your balls block out the sun when you howl them off laughing.

Neutality is a fatality performed on or by me, Somethings Awful Poster Forum Neurion

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

pedrovay2003 posted:

I want this to be real so loving badly.

dusting my old VHS box

just in case...

I hope they bring back Pokemon Snap booths.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Lol gnarlyhotep is also drunk

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
yes. welcome back all you weird crap posters!

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Tell us how you really feel

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Madcosby posted:

Tell us how you really feel

I feel pretty good, Madcosby. How do you feel?

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