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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Haifisch posted:

I'll have 2 bread, please.

Sure thing, I just have to pop down to the store for 18 minutes of flour.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Just use white powder.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Failed Nihilist posted:

I think I found their source.



Bobson Duggnut would be a top tier name for a dog

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

chitoryu12 posted:

This has to be somewhere other than America because the stove is on 50 degrees and kids aren't that stupid.
The assignment seems to be from a lesson where they literally just learned quantification. It looked like it was an effort at all to get any numbers down because you can assume a dialog for these that went something like "OK but how many? How do you set the microwave/oven?" and the kids supplied any old number they happened to remember.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


chitoryu12 posted:

This has to be somewhere other than America because the stove is on 50 degrees and kids aren't that stupid.

50 degrees Celsius is still not nearly hot enough to cook anything. 100 is about the lowest an oven goes.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

The actual cooking temperature is something young kids will have the least amount of experience with because even parents who involve their kids in cooking don't tend to let 5 year olds mess with turning on the stove or dealing with a hot oven.

Also 5 year olds don't have the greatest sense of what numbers mean to begin with or how different numbers represent different things in real life situations. They know 50 is a big number for a lot of things (because they had to learn to count that high and most stuff in their daily life doesn't go higher much higher than 10), but they aren't necessarily going to understand the meaningful difference between 50 and 300 when it comes to cooking things.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

CommonShore posted:

Is this risotto? It looks like part-cooked risotto. Risotto is not AFP.
Kind of? It's just rice, peas, and some coconut milk. With some kind of curry spice blend from penzey's.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I want to eat that very badly right about now.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Enfys posted:

The actual cooking temperature is something young kids will have the least amount of experience with because even parents who involve their kids in cooking don't tend to let 5 year olds mess with turning on the stove or dealing with a hot oven.

Also 5 year olds don't have the greatest sense of what numbers mean to begin with or how different numbers represent different things in real life situations. They know 50 is a big number for a lot of things (because they had to learn to count that high and most stuff in their daily life doesn't go higher much higher than 10), but they aren't necessarily going to understand the meaningful difference between 50 and 300 when it comes to cooking things.

My five-year-old daughter uses the term "one trillion fifty thousand degrees" on the reg, but usually in the context of how much she misses people :kimchi:

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
Speaking of delicious hybrid monstrosities, a place near me has recently started selling its own version of Pizza Burgers. Basically a burger wrapped in a calzone with various toppings, baked up and served with fries. I got one with lamb doner meat, a fried egg, pepperoni, onions, and cheese all slathered over the internal burger. Inhaled it too fast to get a pic for the thread but next time I will try to restrain myself long enough.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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yeah I eat rear end posted:

I want to eat that very badly right about now.

"Very badly" is about how I would eat it.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Data Graham posted:

"Very badly" is about how I would eat it.
Can't see any other way to eat it with the hot greasy top.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

would so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

My Lovely Horse posted:

Can't see any other way to eat it with the hot greasy top.

Just put on your eating gloves and go to town on it.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

My Lovely Horse posted:

Can't see any other way to eat it with the hot greasy top.

Yeah you're either burning your fingers or eating lukewarm pizza

The_Hatt
Apr 29, 2005


When the bread of the sandwich is another open-faced sandwich, are you even still dealing with a sandwich?

I think this should be classified as a cassarole.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





I get that the upright pizza is for presentation but I assume you could just flip it over onto the bacon so you don't put your fingers in hot cheese

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
There's this cool new invention called the fork. It can be used along with a knife to eat without getting your hands dirty.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

The Snoo posted:

I get that the upright pizza is for presentation but I assume you could just flip it over onto the bacon so you don't put your fingers in hot cheese

or you could serve it in a mug

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Pastry of the Year posted:

or you could serve it in a mug

do

do they have mug pizzas like mug cakes

~microwaved pepperoni~

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

sneakyfrog posted:

would so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me.

Lol :same:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sneakyfrog posted:

would so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me.

i posted it, but same

:randstare:

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015



It would make me break out in hives though, so...wouldn't, with regret.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
That looks like a reverse Boston Pizza Pizzaburger

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

DariusLikewise posted:

reverse Boston Pizzaburger

That's my finishing move

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

DariusLikewise posted:

That looks like a reverse Boston Pizza Pizzaburger



would

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

DariusLikewise posted:

That looks like a reverse Boston Pizza Pizzaburger



Is this from Boston Pizza? Is it stuffed with New York Fries?

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007

Would flip the top over and go to town on that, with no guilty feelings whatsoever

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

DariusLikewise posted:

That looks like a reverse Boston Pizza Pizzaburger



Good effort, but it's no calskrove.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha86cWkD50U

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/941533378737770498

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
So, advocaat is an egg based liquor. It began in Brazil as a fermented avocado drink, but they couldn’t preserve it long enough to take it to Europe, so they instead started making a fermented egg drink that has a similar fat content and texture. Old Dutch grandmothers drink shots of it, which is gross, but I think it would be suitable as a candy bar filling.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

DariusLikewise posted:

That looks like a reverse Boston Pizza Pizzaburger



I would, but it looks like the kind of thing that would very likely look much more depressing in reality vs what it looks like in the photo.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

get this out of this thread
doesn't belong in thread

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
Unlike pizza, which has no rules, this is a clear Ice Cream Felony.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Is this from Boston Pizza? Is it stuffed with New York Fries?

I'm going to eat with a side of ribs from Montana's, love to eat at original Canadian food chains.



yeah I eat rear end posted:

I would, but it looks like the kind of thing that would very likely look much more depressing in reality vs what it looks like in the photo.

It doesn't look at all the same, tastes okay though

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DariusLikewise posted:

That looks like a reverse Boston Pizza Pizzaburger



The gods have answered my cholesterol prayers!

e: the website says it's 1100kcal, could pull of 2 a day and be straight.

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 17:21 on Dec 15, 2017

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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DariusLikewise posted:

I'm going to eat with a side of ribs from Montana's, love to eat at original Canadian food chains.

I always wondered about this, does Canada think Boston is where pizza comes from?

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Data Graham posted:

I always wondered about this, does Canada think Boston is where pizza comes from?

The guy who founded the restaurant and chose the name felt like naming something after Boston would give credibility. No joke.

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

DariusLikewise posted:

The guy who founded the restaurant and chose the name felt like naming something after Boston would give credibility. No joke.

Ha ha ha I love my city but pizza is not our best thing.

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