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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



chitoryu12 posted:

A lot of them have actually been safe. Meanwhile, Batman v Superman had like half a dozen perpetrators and that's how I discovered Neil DeGrasse Tyson was accused of rape 30 years ago.

The Neil DeGrasse Tyson one is a lot more shaky than most of them. The accuser in this case is a faith healer who brought her story to a fringe website rather than an actual journalist and as far as I can tell her claims have never been substantiated. Which isn't to say that she's lying about this, just that there are aspects to it that make me hold back.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Oh poo poo, I knew where that was headed as soon as they started firing off the spray foam

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Also, notice how those tea lights are flaring up as bits and parts of the aerosol spray hits them? Why did they keep on going?

Yeah, that's pretty hardcore. Yikes.

There were only a few small blobs hitting the tea lights at the start but as soon as there was a good concentration in the air above them the flame leapt up across them and lit up all the foam on the cake which then lit up all the foam in her hair

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Serephina posted:

They where literally beating him, and threatening a bystander who was trying to intervene (I don't know Russian but that seems clear enough). I'd argue that he actually deescalated the situation.

Assuming it's real, which I'm really hoping for like a child hopes for Santa to be real.

it's fake, look at that car.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

ekuNNN posted:

it's fake, look at that car.



It's fake, look at that bat.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Measly Twerp posted:

It's fake, look at that bat.

It's fake, look at that post.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Measly Twerp posted:

It's fake, look at that bat.

If the kid in the orange shirt knew to watch the bat and not the pinata he'd still be alive

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Slugnoid posted:

any australian who bought into that poo poo would be in a reasonably good position to lodge a claim against SC for breaching the australian consumer law IMO

I got my money back after mentioning consumer law. Also made a nice profit selling my ships on the grey market.

cnut
May 3, 2016

ekuNNN posted:

it's fake, look at that car.



poor kid but lmao

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Samuringa posted:

Bojack Horseman is clean.

(Not Bojack himself, tho)

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly seems safe.
ed: Same with Archer

It's always the ones you least expect.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


I'm the guy popping one of the balloons with a lighter

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Also, notice how those tea lights are flaring up as bits and parts of the aerosol spray hits them? Why did they keep on going?

Yeah, that's pretty hardcore. Yikes.

i too want to eat a birthday cake covered in shreds of aresolized plastic

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


I'm amazed at how many people don't know that aerosol string/foam is super flammable, considering that as a kid taping a Zippo to the can to make a fun little flamethrower was like... the only thing we ever used it for.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly seems safe.
ed: Same with Archer

But Archer has Jeffrey Tambour?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

I'm amazed at how many people don't know that aerosol string/foam is super flammable, considering that as a kid taping a Zippo to the can to make a fun little flamethrower was like... the only thing we ever used it for.

Many ærosol cans use butane as a propellant, basically a perfect fuel and the stuff used in Bic‐type lighters.

Name‐brand Silly String apparently doesn’t, but it does have a flame retardant ingredient, so you know it would be super flammable without that anyway.

The story of its invention is hilarious.

quote:

The invention of the original silly string was accidental; in 1972, A United States Patent was issued to Leonard A. Fish, an inventor, and Robert P. Cox, a chemist, for a "foamable resinous composition." The partners initially wanted to create a can of aerosol that one would be able to spray on a broken/sprained leg or arm and use as an instant cast. Their invention worked, but when it came down to packaging the can, the two had to test 500 different kinds of nozzles, after having gone through about 30 or 40, Fish came upon one that produced a nice string, which shot about 30 feet across the room. This incident inspired Fish to turn the product into a toy, after altering the formula to be less sticky and adding colors, the pair decided to market their product. Because neither of them knew how to sell toys, they made an appointment with Wham-O in California. Fish describes how, during that meeting, he sprayed the can all over the person he was meeting with and all over his office, this person became very upset and asked him to leave the premises. One day later, Fish received a Western Union Telegram asking him to send 24 cans of "Squibbly" for a market test immediately, signed by the same individual who had kicked him out, he called them back and explained that, after he had finished cleaning up his office, the two owners of Wham-O had come back to talk to him, and one had noticed a piece of the string on a lamp shade—he had overlooked it while cleaning up. He explained where the string came from and the owners quickly asked him to send samples over for a market test. Two weeks later, Wham-O signed a contract with Fish and Cox to license the product now known as Silly String.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://twitter.com/lowenaffchen/status/916040090505359361

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

counterpoint: notch

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Slugnoid posted:

counterpoint: notch

you know those candy machines with m&ms and stuff that were in the house when he bought it? he probably cancelled the refill contract so now theres only a 5 candies in each and theyre a year old and starting to get funky

those candy machines are notch genitals

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Slugnoid posted:

counterpoint: notch

Somebody said Notch spends a lot on Cali hookers but that could be just a rumor

Mr Shiny Pants
Nov 12, 2012

ElGroucho posted:

Dude made his bones telling us fast food was bad for you, what a paradigm shift

Now he's telling us sexual misconduct is bad so it kinda fits? Shame though, I kinda liked the dude.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Somebody said Notch spends a lot on Cali hookers but that could be just a rumor

That's way too much human contact for him.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Tarantula posted:

That's way too much human contact for him.

he slides his cock through the mail slot for a quick gobby on the porch

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




please dont doxx notch

e:sorry that wouldve worked better with another gif

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

chitoryu12 posted:

Impending schadenfreude on yourself: search your favorite movies and TV shows to see if any of the cast or crew have been accused of sexual misconduct.

So far Marvel has only had an appearance by Bill O'Reilly in Iron Man 2 while the only safe DC film is Wonder Woman, so we can see who's winning this culture war.

Top of the Pops came back as all good apples...sent along a wee note that they might want to update that one.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Ms Boods posted:

Top of the Pops came back as all good apples...sent along a wee note that they might want to update that one.

the website still needs a little fine tuning imo

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
They're accepting submissions so fire away.

I can't wait for this to become the TvTropes of Sexual Predators.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


If they factor in everyone in showbiz who has taken drugs more than once then it will just be another IMDB.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Samuringa posted:

They're accepting submissions so fire away.

I can't wait for this to become the TvTropes of Sexual Predators.

I can't wait for TVTropes to burn to the ground but yeah put some effort into therottenappl.es

Lot of stuff missing there.

CerealCrunch
Jun 23, 2007

Inspector Gesicht posted:

If they factor in everyone in showbiz who has taken drugs more than once then it will just be another IMDB.

I'm not sure what counts as sexual misconduct. Like, Max Wright from ALF was photographed smoking crack with a couple of homeless prostitutes. Should that count?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Slugnoid posted:

the website still needs a little fine tuning imo



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Inspector Gesicht posted:

If they factor in everyone in showbiz who has taken drugs more than once then it will just be another IMDB.

thats a weird equivalency

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Powaqoatse posted:

thats a weird equivalency

i took a bunch of drugs and im not allowed anywhere near a movie set :tinfoil:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZES4y-N9iA

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

syscall girl posted:

i took a bunch of drugs and im not allowed anywhere near a movie set :tinfoil:

i took a bunch of drugs and signed a multi-picture deal

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Somebody said Notch spends a lot on Cali hookers but that could be just a rumor

New life goal: hook up Notch with Ann Coulter.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


gschmidl posted:

New life goal: hook up Notch with Ann Coulter.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
Can't believe I'm saying this, but Ann Coulter doesn't deserve that.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Samuringa posted:

i took a bunch of drugs and signed a multi-picture deal

I took the wrong ones :negative:

Not Operator posted:

Can't believe I'm saying this, but Ann Coulter doesn't deserve that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1seThIG34R8

she works like a draft horse and i respect her for it

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Not Operator posted:

Can't believe I'm saying this, but Ann Coulter doesn't deserve that.

Ann Coulter is far, far, far worse than Notch, and it is not even close. She is an absolute bottom-tier trash person who deserves no love or comfort in this life or the next. If Notch can help make sure that’s what she gets, I bless their union.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


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