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Kheldarn posted:BAT-Viruses! So, rabies?
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Who am I? Where am I? Why am I? 
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Dec 15, 2017 05:34
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You can't fool me, that's Tony Danza!
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Dec 15, 2017 05:41
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You can't fool me. That's Joey from Full House (Or Sylvester Stallone idk)
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Dec 15, 2017 05:45
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EorayMel posted:Who am I? This is one of those cases of the artist only having the subject described to them by someone else, except that person has never seen Jackie Chan either.
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Dec 16, 2017 05:43
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Is that supposed to be Wilford Brimley's character in the vest?
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Dec 16, 2017 07:26
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this actually looks quite a bit like the original box art, which is strange in its own right  edit: goddamn this movie loving sucks Radio Help has a new favorite as of 17:39 on Dec 16, 2017 |
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Dec 16, 2017 17:28
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This made me think of this thread: https://twitter.com/ClydeMandelin/status/942069255587078144 Bobson Dugnutt of team Trailers
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Radio Help posted:this actually looks quite a bit like the original box art, which is strange in its own right I loved everything Star Wars as a kid but I don’t even remember this being a part of a sequel saga? Like they made two of these? I just remember them not feeling at all like Star Wars and in the one I saw the bad villain lady was riding a horse and even as a kid I was like “they don’t have horses in Star Wars. This script was written for a different movie”
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Dec 16, 2017 17:43
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Yes well you see that horse is actually from a planet of sentient horse-like creatures called the Hor'syr and they are force-sensitive and in 12000 BBY they were part of the Jedi Council and the one you saw in that movie was actually a remnant of their species after their planet was blown up by the evil Sith Lord Evilious and he has a wife and kids and secretly built his own lightsaber in secret with his hooves and later goes on to star in many novels in the Expanded Universe such as
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Aesop Poprock posted:I loved everything Star Wars as a kid but I don’t even remember this being a part of a sequel saga? Like they made two of these? I just remember them not feeling at all like Star Wars and in the one I saw the bad villain lady was riding a horse and even as a kid I was like “they don’t have horses in Star Wars. This script was written for a different movie” That's because they're horrible garbage trash movies. The first one (Caravan of Courage) is like the best movie to watch when you're drunk and wanna feel better about all the terrible choices you've made in life, cuz hey at least you didn't make Caravan of Courage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HenB3gt6SAY
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Dec 16, 2017 18:22
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goose willis posted:Yes well you see that horse is actually from a planet of sentient horse-like creatures called the Hor'syr and they are force-sensitive and in 12000 BBY they were part of the Jedi Council and the one you saw in that movie was actually a remnant of their species after their planet was blown up by the evil Sith Lord Evilious and he has a wife and kids and secretly built his own lightsaber in secret with his hooves and later goes on to star in many novels in the Expanded Universe such as If there's anything to be thankful for from the Disney acquisition of Lucasfilm, it's that the EU bullshit was swept away as if it never existed. Keep that poo poo quarantined on fanfic sites.
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Dec 16, 2017 18:27
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goose willis posted:Yes well you see that horse is actually from a planet of sentient horse-like creatures called the Hor'syr and they are force-sensitive and in 12000 BBY they were part of the Jedi Council and the one you saw in that movie was actually a remnant of their species after their planet was blown up by the evil Sith Lord Evilious and he has a wife and kids and secretly built his own lightsaber in secret with his hooves and later goes on to star in many novels in the Expanded Universe such as Level with me, is this real? Because I know enough about the Expanded Universe to know it could be.
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Dec 16, 2017 18:35
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 His third chybut sack swelled.
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Proteus Jones posted:If there's anything to be thankful for from the Disney acquisition of Lucasfilm, it's that the EU bullshit was swept away as if it never existed. Keep that poo poo quarantined on fanfic sites. But they're gradually starting to reintroduce some of it. Like Thrawn.
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Dec 16, 2017 18:38
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Cherry picking the rare good bits is fine. Some of the expanded universe ship designs were rad too.
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Dec 16, 2017 18:41
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Level with me, is this real? Because I know enough about the Expanded Universe to know it could be. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast/Legends 
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Dec 16, 2017 18:46
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I bet the star wars expanded universe has a lot of jizz.
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Proteus Jones posted:EU was a cancer. Settle down, Nigel.
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Davros1 posted:But they're gradually starting to reintroduce some of it. Like Thrawn. I love that a very middle of the road fictional villain is considered the pinnacle for Star Wars EU because the rest were generally terrible or forgettable Hell Kyp Durron was probably the biggest villain of all and killed billions of possibly innocent people and he was still treated like a hero afterwards
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This fucker sounds like if Wikileaks had exploded several stars and killed all the surrounding populationquote:"No change comes without conflict. Perhaps my destiny is to be the irritant that forces the discussion, the blister that lets you know your boots don't fit."
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Dec 16, 2017 19:39
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The only worthwhile parts of the Star Wars EU are the Thrawn Trilogy and the first four books in the X-Wing series. Everything else is trash. In fact, the ones I liked are probably trash too because I read them when I was like 12.
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Pakled posted:The only worthwhile parts of the Star Wars EU are the Thrawn Trilogy and the first four books in the X-Wing series. Everything else is trash. In fact, the ones I liked are probably trash too because I read them when I was like 12. I occasionally debate rereading the xwing books but I always put it off because what if they aren't as good now? Although the Rogue Squadron ones were definitely better than the Wraith Squadron ones.
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Proteus Jones posted:If there's anything to be thankful for from the Disney acquisition of Lucasfilm, it's that the EU bullshit was swept away as if it never existed. Keep that poo poo quarantined on fanfic sites. It's all still there. They just want to sell it to you again.
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The best part of the EU is a short story I vaguely recall with Boba Fett where it's revealed that he was actually a public defender who got pissed off at one of his clients and killed him before becoming a bounty hunter. I don't remember anything else about the story, but Boba Fett being a space lawyer is the greatest thing in Star Wars.
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Proteus Jones posted:
I was looking for a part to quote, but there is not one part of that page that isn't the worst most  thing I've ever read.
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Welcome to the Star Wars Expanded Universe where every background character seen for a split second in a movie is force-sensitive, Emperor Palpatine has been reborn and killed for the final time a hundred times, the entire Skywalker family tree is detailed to ten generations in either direction and includes every starring character from every movie mating with at least one member, everyone has hosed or tried to gently caress Mara Jade, the Empire comes and goes as many times as is needed for random changes in plot direction, the latest villain and/or new technology of the week can destroy everything up until the heroes learn to listen to the Force and use the power of friendship, and everyone's teenage son turns to the dark side and kills their parents with a red lightsaber to signify that they are now a Sith and this is what the Sith do and the latest Sith Lord is the one behind the wacky events of the novel series and is unmasked as really being Darth Vader or Palaptine all along
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EorayMel posted:I bet the star wars expanded universe has a lot of jizz. Enough to make you wail.
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[edit] Nah, that's a bit harsh. But gently caress that unholy trash fire known as the Expanded Universe. Doctor_Fruitbat has a new favorite as of 21:21 on Dec 16, 2017 |
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To be fair to the EU it isn't like it published books about tits. Nerds just went "OH poo poo STAR WARS HAS TITS" and furiously one handed typed up articles about it.
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Bar Crow posted:It's all still there. They just want to sell it to you again. Now available in both ORIGINAL Legends and NEW Disney Reboot flavors! Frankly, for all the stupid poo poo that the Old EU had, the New EU has quickly turned out to not be any better, since, for instance, they've already established that the crystals used in lightsabers are sentient, Force-sensitive beings that the Sith have to brutally Force-rape into submission in order to use, which is the official explanation for why Sith lightsabers are all red: i.e. because their crystals are  broken, "bleeding" rape victims . I dunno about you, but I still prefer the old explanation that the Sith use crappy, cheap synthetic crystals because the Jedi like to hoard the natural ones.Anyways, here's some Ashens to keep on topic a bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ4H86qf3S8 E: I guess you could say the Sith were originally a bunch of bootleggers when it came to lightsabers. Doctor Bishop has a new favorite as of 23:06 on Dec 16, 2017 |
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Doctor Bishop posted:Now available in both ORIGINAL Legends and NEW Disney Reboot flavors! This is legitimately worse than midichlorians
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Doctor Bishop posted:Frankly, for all the stupid poo poo that the Old EU had, the New EU has quickly turned out to not be any better, since, for instance, they've already established that the crystals used in lightsabers are sentient, Force-sensitive beings that the Sith have to brutally Force-rape into submission in order to use, which is the official explanation for why Sith lightsabers are all red: i.e. because their crystals are Burn all extended universes to the ground
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Karia posted:The best part of the EU is a short story I vaguely recall with Boba Fett where it's revealed that he was actually a public defender who got pissed off at one of his clients and killed him before becoming a bounty hunter. I don't remember anything else about the story, but Boba Fett being a space lawyer is the greatest thing in Star Wars. I can buy this. 
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